Name: 超爆笑！別鬧了明明就是你殺了她！ (MURDER PARTY)
Uploaded: 2020-04-06T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 39 s

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Hey, mom, I'm just calling to let you know that I won't be able to make it to dinner.

嘿，媽，我打給你是要跟你說，我不會回家吃晚餐。

I have to go this stupid party that Anthony's throwing.

I'll talk to you later, love you—not really though—bye.

晚點再跟你說，愛你，呃其實還好，掰啦。

You've been invited to help me solve one of the most complicated mysteries of all time.

你被邀請來幫我解決史上最複雜的謎題之一！

喔，這是個女人，所以是郵差小姐。

沒有啊，所以不要耍笨，是郵差先生！

就像我們是真實謎團的一部分一樣！

You were here alone and you're covered in blood.

你一個人在這裡，而且你渾身是血。

兄弟，這就是謎團的一部分啊！

Yeah, it looks just like your shoe print.

Ah, no, this is the most popular type of shoe on the planet.

不是啊，這是地球上最受歡迎的鞋款。

Plus, they're actually really comfortable to murder people while wearing them.

而且，在謀殺人的時候穿很舒服。

See, you basically just admitted you murdered her.

你基本上根本已經承認你殺了她。

噢天啊，老兄，這裡有另一條線索！

It says: "Another person will die within the next 64 seconds."

上面說：「在六十四秒內，有個人會死掉。」

Uh, no, judging by this handwriting, this man is obviously a criminal genius!

呃，才不是，根據這筆跡，這男人根本是犯罪天才！

This is the invite you gave me to your party!

Hmm, this man must've meticulously studied my handwriting, and then perfectly forged it so it could invite you here so you could be the next victim!

這個人肯定刻意研究我的字跡、偽造筆跡，利用我把你引誘到這裡來，你就能成為下個受害者！

我的意思是，女人也可能是殺人兇手。

No, well, statistically speaking, most serial killers are single, lonely white males.

好吧，就數據上來說，大多數的連續殺人犯都是單身、孤單的白人男性。

Well, no, actually most people think I'm Mexican so I don't...

並沒有，其實大部份的人都以為我是墨西哥人，所以我不...

才不是，Anthony，絕對是你殺人的！

I don't know why you killed the mailwoman, but—

我不知道你為何殺了郵差女士，但是...

But either way, I'm gonna have to call the cops.

Something about hot grills, a barbecue or somethin'?

跟辣「ㄐㄧ」、BBQ有關的東西？

才不是咧老兄，上面清楚寫著「辣妹」！

I'm callin' the cops 'cause I'm not going to jail for y'all—

我要報警，我才不要因為你們去坐牢...

The power must've gone off during the raging storm.

Where the hell did a bookshelf come from?

Okay, so he must've been trying  to escape 'cause we found out that he was the killer, right?

好，所以他一定正試圖逃跑，因為我們發現他是殺人兇手，對吧？

And then he ran and bumped into the bookshelf, and it fell on him.

然後他跑著跑著撞到書架，書架就砸到他身上。

Or you just killed him because you saw him trying to dial 911, which is what I'm gonna do right now.

或者是你殺了他，因為他正在報警，也就是我現在要做的事。

Come on, man, grab your camera and get a picture before she escapes.

拜託，快點拿你的相機，在她逃跑前照張相。

Dude, she's just some girl getting her stretch on.

老兄，她只是正在熱身的女生。

Or that's exactly what she wants you think.

Okay, come on, man, grab your camera and get a picture!

看吧，她就是殺人兇手，對吧？

Uh... she was so overcome with guilt that she killed herself?

呃...因為她負疚感太深所以自殺？

Come on, you're just gonna have to believe me.

抱歉兄弟，沒有其他可能選項了。

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