Thank you.

謝囉！

[Things your crush does that drive you crazy.]

[暗戀對象讓人抓狂的事]

Hey Ryan.

嘿，Ryan。

Oh, hey.

噢，嘿！

I like your jacket, man.

外套好看喔。

Oh, thanks, man.

噢，謝啦！

[They see you when you're a hot mess.]

[他們總在你一團糟的時候看到你]

Hey, it looks like someone had a good night!

嘿，看來某人昨晚很嗨喔！

Oh, ah, yeah.

噢，呃，對啊！

Long night?

難過的夜晚？

One could say that.

也可以這麼說。

But when you look cute...

但當你有打扮的時候...

Hey Danny, nice shirt!

嘿 Danny，襯衫好看哦！

Thanks—have you seen Tony?

謝啦，你有看到 Tony 嗎？

Tony, no. He's in Taiwan.

Tony 哦？啊！他在台灣。

Some super fancy business trip.

什麼超高級出差行程的。

Perfect.

讚哦！

[Gun shows.]

[秀肌肉]

He's doing it again.

他又來了。

It's over the top.

好誇張。

[...That last too long.]

[秀得太久了...]

Really?

真假？

Yeah—seven minutes.

沒錯，七分鐘了。

Unnecessary.

沒必要啊！

[Catching you staring.]

[抓到你在看他]

Hey!

嘿！

-What are you guys doing? -We didn't see you!

-你們在這裡幹嘛？ -我們沒看到你欸！

We're just, we're just hanging out.

我們只是在這裡聊天。

Yeah, hanging out.

對啊，聊天。

Yeah?

對？

Yeah!

對！

[Finding out their availability.]

[認清他們的可得性]

Hey, how's it going?

嘿，最近如何？

I had a date last night.

昨晚有個約會。

Ooh, and how was the date?

哦，結果如何？

Bad.

不好。

Well, you know what they say, plenty of fish in the sea.

這個嘛，你也知道大家都說，天涯何處無芳草。

Do you know anyone?

你有認識的人可以介紹？

[How does your crush drive you crazy?]

[暗戀的對象是如何讓你抓狂的？]

Plenty on Tinder for sure.

Tinder 上的確有很多。

Tinder... ooh, I don't know.

Tinder？我不確定欸。

I've heard only bad things about Tinder.

關於 Tinder 我只有聽到不好的事。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah!

對啊！

I thought I saw you on it.

我以為我看到你了欸！

No...

沒有吧...

Probably like an old account, or probably someone just looks like me.

可能是舊帳號，或只是某個長得很像我的人。

Is this not you?

這不是你嗎？

I mean, I can see how you can...

我可以明白你...

No, no.

不！不是！