Uh!

呃！

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Eddy：♪ 祝你生日快樂 ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Bretty Bang ♪

Eddy：♪ 祝我們的Bretty Bang生日快樂 ♪

- Nah. - Hahahaha!

Brett：不了 Eddy：哈哈哈哈

Okay, so today is the day...

[ Brett 決定要反擊... ]

where I'm going to get Eddy's belated birthday present...

[ Brett 決定要反擊... ] [ 有什麼能比拉中提琴更令人羞恥？ ]

in a Japanese costume store.

好的，所以我今天...

Now, the question is what to get him.

來到一間日式服飾店

Hmhmhmhmhm!

要買 Eddy 遲來的生日禮物

Coz we all know he has some interesting fetishes.

不過問題是，該買什麼好呢

Hmmm

哼哼哼哼哼

Maybe Eddy wants this.

我們都知道他有一些奇怪的癖好

Hmmm

哼...

Or maybe he wants this.

他可能想要這個？

Hmmm

哼...

Okay, here we are.

還是這個？

So what would you guys get for Eddy-

哼...

Oh my God. Look at this.

好，我們到了

That would suit him.

你們會想買什麼給 Eddy --

How about this?

我的天啊，看看這個

Mmm! Keep it PG for YouTube.

一定很適合他

Maybe we could do with a party...

這個怎麼樣？

Happy Birthday.

嗯... 我們是清新健康的頻道

Happy Birthday to him, right?

還是要試試看... 派對--

Happy Birthday!

生日快樂？

Oh, here's a music related one.

祝他生日快樂對吧？

This would be nice.

生日快樂！

Now if you are...

哦這裡有個跟音樂有關的

gonna be Eddy's girlfriend,

感覺不錯

You need to sign up for this thing.

如果你...

Otherwise he will not approve.

想要當 Eddy 的女朋友

And this one as well.

就得買件來穿

That's Eddy in a week.

不穿就不是他的菜

We just need this.

還有這件也是

And then, Janine is complete.

下禮拜 Eddy 就會變這樣

Naruto...

我們就差這個

Right here!

然後... Janine 就完成了

This is exactly it.

火影忍者...

So I think I'm gonna get one.

在這裡！

Straight in.

就是你了

And there we go.

我就拿這個吧

Alright, about to give this present to him.

買了

What do you think?

去結帳吧

Get him to run in this outf- costume.

好的，要送禮物給他了

Naruto run in Shibuya Crossing?

大家覺得如何？

Or should I get him to wear it...

讓他穿上這套衣--

wear it for one day?

這套cos服

Haha

用火影忍者經典姿勢在涉谷站前十字路口狂奔？

Brett: You look so Japanese! Hahahaha!

還是讓他穿這套

Brett: That is filmed. Happy Birthday.

穿一整天？

Oh, what's this?

哈哈

Brett: Ahahahaha!

Brett：你超像日本人欸！哈哈哈哈

- You have to wear it for a day. - Oh, f***! You serious?

Brett：錄下來了，生日快樂！

Brett: Yes.

哇，這是什麼？

Dude, I was looking for this!

Brett：啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

Brett: A legit costume.

Brett：你要穿著它一整天 Eddy：喔 X！真的假的？

- So what's happening? - It's my birthday gift.

Brett：真的

And uh...

我之前才在找這個欸！

I'm gotta run across Shibuya Crossing.

Brett：正統cos服

Apparently like a thousand people cross every time.

Brett：怎麼樣？ Eddy：這是我的生日禮物

Brett: Yeah. Do it for Naruto.

然後，呃...

Oh man.

我要穿這樣衝過涉谷站前十字路口

影分身の術!

[ 天殺的 ] [ 救救我 ] [ 我挖了什麼坑給自己跳？ ]

- Kagebunshin no jutsu! - Yes.

大概每次都有一千人過馬路欸 [ 隨便來個科普以紓解壓力 ]

Brett: He's right there!

Brett：對啊，為了火影忍者衝一波

He's about to run it.

天啊

Oh, I can't see him. Can't see him.

影分身之術！

Brett: He just looks like an idiot!

影分身之術！

Eddy: Look at that dude.

Brett：耶，他在那！

Brett: You gotta work it out sometimes in life.

Brett：準備要衝過去囉

Brett: Life's hard sometimes.

Brett：哦我看不到他，看不到

Brett: He thought he was funny.

Brett：跟智障一樣