Last time we had a really popular video called...

前陣子我們發了一支很受歡迎的影片叫...

So now this time we're gonna do it again with orchestral music.

「視奏大賽」

Because who sight-reads during orchestra, am I right?

[ 以上前情提要 ]

Am I right?

這次我們東山再起，挑戰管弦樂曲

Yep.

因為哪有人會在拉管弦的時候視譜呢，你說是不是？

Uh oh.

是不是！

Come on, you professional orchestral musicians out there.

是

You back desk seconds.

哦哦

We know industry secrets.

說啊，你們這些專業的樂團樂手們

It's alright.

後排的二部小提琴手們

Basically we have 5 levels,

我們知道內幕哦

and in each level there will be 2 pieces,

不要緊

so Eddy and I will get different types of pieces...

基本上，一共有五個關卡

- to play. - Yes.

每一個關卡有兩首曲子

We have to stop after...

- 所以 Eddy 和我將會拿到不同的曲目 - 沒錯

...playing one wrong note,

- 所以 Eddy 和我將會拿到不同的曲目 - 沒錯

- so we gotta see how far we can go. - Yes. Yeah.

如果拉錯一個音...

Alright, who goes first?

...就得停下來

Scissors, paper, rock.

- 看看我們能撐多久 - 是的，沒錯

Okay, you win.

好，誰先來？

Level 1.

剪刀石頭布！

Oh, come on.

[ 三小 ]

Cause I'm boujee.

好，你贏了

Okay, here we go, level 1.

[ 遊戲開始！]

Wait...

[ 第一關 ]

I got distracted.

第一關

Got too cocky!

韓德爾，水上音樂組曲第二號，布雷舞曲

Oh my god, I can't believe you screwed that up!

喔，拜託

That F sharp looks like an E!

因為我豪放不羈

- Oh! That's so funny. - It looked like an E!

好，來吧，第一關

Oh my god.

等一下！

I got cocky.

我分心了啦

Okay, well at least mine's adagio.

你太自大了！

Well obviously I have to do this one, right?

天哪，我不敢相信你第一關就爆掉！

The Mozart, yeah.

那個Ｆ♯ 長得也太像Ｅ了吧！

But what's the tempo?

- 喔！我快笑死 - 看起來太像Ｅ了啦！

Adagio.

天哪

Oh, this is gonna be long.

我太狂妄自大了

- Do I have to do all of this? It's gonna be long. - Nah.

好，還好我的是慢板

Just do like 3 lines.

這首是我的對不對？ [ 莫札特 - 聖體頌 ]

Okay.

莫札特，對 [ 莫札特 - 聖體頌 ]

To the A here, right?

速度多快？ [ 莫札特 - 聖體頌 ]

Yeah.

慢板 [ 莫札特 - 聖體頌 ]

How fast?

喔，要拉大半天

It's gotta be faster, it's gonna be...

- 我要整首拉完嗎？很長耶 - 不用

- This video will be like 20 minutes if you do that. - Okay...

拉個三行就好

Is that good?

好

Yeah.

到這個Ａ，是嗎？

It's adagio!

是

Yeah, but...

多快？

It's too easy!

再快一點，不然...

Do I speed up?

- 你拉這個速度，這支影片會有20分鐘這麼長 - 好吧...

Yeah, it's cut common, so it's in 2.

可以嗎？

Feel it in 2.

可以

This is double speed!

它是慢板吶！

Ay.

是啊，不過...

No. 1, pass!

太簡單了啦！

Very well.

要加速嗎？

You definitely won that one.

好，這是2/4拍，一小節打兩拍

Yeah, that's pretty funny.

想著兩拍

Not that music is a competition...but...

這樣變兩倍速啦！

Oooh!

嘿

Concerto No.5.

第一關過關！

Is it this one?

非常好

Yeah.

這關絕對是你贏

The whole thing?

對啊，好好笑

Nah, just do that.

音樂的初衷不在競賽，不過...

Yeah.

[ 第二關 ]

Oh my god, okay.

[ 巴哈 - 第五號布蘭登堡協奏曲第一樂章. 快板 ]

No, it's...

嗚！

It should be...

第五號協奏曲

Nah, bulls***. Nah I don't believe...nah nah.

是這首嗎？

Yo.

對

The 5th bar, the...

全部？

Yo, that got close.

不用，這邊就好

That almost got me.

對

And then this bar! This bar almost got me, the...

我的天，好

The C natural.

不是...

Yo, that was lit.

應該是這樣...

Dude, it's only level 2, why is it already so hard?

才不是，聽你在唬爛！我才不信咧，不要

It's so hard, I panicked.

喲！

So what does that mean for me? It means...

第五小節的那個...

I'm a pro sight-reader.

喲，千鈞一髮

I'll be Mozart Symphony No. 6.

我這裡差點爆掉

Comes with experience, guys.

然後還有這裡，這個小節我也差點爆掉

- Oh man. - What's this?

還原Ｃ

Oh!

喲，好猛

Oh no!

欸，才第二關怎麼就這麼難啊？

You got...

好難，超慌

That tricked you there!

這樣的話，我是拉哪一首呢？ [ 莫札特 - 第十六號交響曲第三樂章. 快板 ]

Cause the before it was...

叫我視奏達人 [ 莫札特 - 第十六號交響曲第三樂章. 快板 ]

Oh my god.

我要拉莫札特第六號交響曲 [ 莫札特 - 第十六號交響曲第三樂章. 快板 ]

I'm not in good shape today, not in good form!

在下身經百戰呢

- It's okay. Next one! - It's cause I'm sick.

- 媽呀 - 這什麼？

Level 3. That was kinda tricky actually.

喔！

I'll go first.

慘了！

Level 3.

你被...

*Beep*

被整了！

Dude, that looks so hard, maybe just get to here if you can.

因為前面是... [ Eddy 所見 ]

Alright, here's 70. Ready?

[ Eddy 所見 ]

1, 2, 3, duh duh–

歐買尬

Ooh, that's fast.

我今天狀況不好，精神不濟

I regret asking.

- 沒關係，下一題！ - 因為我感冒

Yeah.

第三關，剛剛那個的確有點陷阱

Dude.

[ 第三關 ]

Nah, never mind.

我先

- Dude, that is so hard! - Wow, that's hard!

第三關

Dude, that's escalated so fast.

德弗札克的絃樂小夜曲-- 喔...

Can I try one more time?

欸，看起來好難，要不要走到這裡就好？

We have to stop after playing one wrong note.

好，速度70，準備好沒？

- Yeah yeah, let's try... - That was pitiful, that was...

1, 2, 3, 的, 的--

Nah.

喔，好快

Oh, that's hard.

- 我很後悔問速度多快 - 是吼

Nah nah nah...that's...

- 我很後悔問速度多快 - 是吼

Dvořák.

欸

You have Beethoven.

算了算了

Semibreve = 80, what's that?

- 欸，這個太難了吧！ - 哇，好難！

Nah, that's not it.

欸，難度也跳太多

Whoopsies.

我可以再試一次嗎？

Oh, that's fast.

拉錯一個音就得停下來

Nah, let me try again.

- 好喔，來試試看 - 剛剛錯的情有可原 [ 規矩都你訂就好 ]

Oh no guys!

錯了！

Oh my...no. 6. Really?

喔，好難

No, I think you got the better one out of these two.

不行不行... 這個...

Really?

德弗札克

Bruh, there's 4 flats.

你要拉的是貝多芬 [ 貝多芬 - 第四號交響曲第一樂章. 活潑的快板 ]

Ooh.

[ 貝多芬 - 第四號交響曲第一樂章. 活潑的快板 ]

I don't know man, it...

全音符 = 80 是多快？

I think either way level 4...

不是這個！

I'm not even gonna look at it, I'm just gonna go.

糟糕

Ready? Here we go.

喔，好快

What is it? Largo, oh that's nice!

不行我要再試一次 [ 規矩都你訂就好 ]

How fast is...

喔不！

Oh, that's easy!

[ 第四關 ]

But it will get harder afterwards.

普羅高菲夫第六號--

What's that?

我的天... 第六號，真假？ [ 普羅高菲夫 - 第六號交響曲第二樂章. 廣板 ]

Nice.

我覺得你這首比較簡單

Gotta skip the rest.

是嗎？

Yup.

欸，四個降耶！

Nah, D flat.

喔

B flat?

不知道耶...

Yeah, D flat, key signature.

我覺得不管怎樣第四關...

Next.

我連看都不看，直接給它拉下去

That was screwed. What the hell is Tempo di Polacca?

好了嗎？開始囉

It sounds fast, it sounds presto.

什麼？廣板，喔好佛！

I can't believe I messed up the D flat.

廣板是多快...

Dude, I'm pretty sure if I know this, it's like...

喔，簡單啦

Yeah, I think so. It's pretty fast.

但後面會越來越難

- No! No, I'll do a little bit slower, that's too... - But you can do a little bit slower.

這啥？

Yeah yeah.

不賴

- Yeah. - That's fair.

跳過休止小節

No, it's just out of tune.

好

Okay okay, fair enough.

錯了，降Ｄ

Nah nah...let's start again.

降Ｄ？

So hard!

對啊，降Ｄ，調號

Dude, *inaudible*

下一位

It's a hard piece.

太瞎了吧，Tempo di Polacca 是什麼鬼？(波蘭舞曲速度) [ 柴可夫斯基 - 《葉甫蓋尼‧奧涅金》之波蘭舞曲 ]

Level 5 orches–

聽起來很快，像急板 [ 柴可夫斯基 - 《葉甫蓋尼‧奧涅金》之波蘭舞曲 ]

I don't know if it can get harder than that.

真不敢相信我栽在那個降Ｄ

It's pretty hard.

欸，我很確定我聽過這首，速度是...

Good luck.

對，我也覺得是，很快

Yeah.

- 不會吧！我想拉慢一點，這樣太... - 你可以拉慢一點

Oh my god.

可以可以

I can't– it's so blurry.

- 好 - 這樣才公平

Guys, it's cause I can't see, that's why.

沒有，只是音不準

So the bottom line? or what?

好啦好啦，可以

Oh the top line?

不行不行，重來

Do the top line.

好難！

Hey, you got like 3 bars!

欸＄％＆＠＊

Dude, yeah. Freaking hell.

這首很難

I can't do it.

[ 第五關 ]

Damn it.

第五關管弦--

Oh my god. Is that a flat or a natural? Natural.

還有比剛剛那個更難的喔？

Ahh, anyway.

已經夠難了說

Dude this is really hard.

[ 巴爾托克 - 管弦樂協奏曲第五樂章. 終章 ]

Yeah.

加油

We should both play both lines.

好

- Alright, let's do it. Alright, okay. - Let's do it together.

歐買尬

Guys, team work.

我無法-- 好模糊

Dude, we missed together.

我拉錯是因為看不清楚，沒別的原因

Getting there!

下面那行嗎？還是？

Anyway.

上面那行？

Next one is yours.

拉上面那行

Guys, for those of you that don't know,

嘿，你完食三小節耶！

- Strauss is renowned for being the...THE guy. - Worst.

對啊，扯爆

I had to check that one.

辦不到

Maybe a bit fa–

可惡

*Inaudible*

天哪... 這是降記號還是還原？還原

Wait...

啊，好啦

You're pranked!

欸， 超級難的啦

Wait...

對啊

Oh whoa!

我們應該一起拉拉看，一上一下

Nah...

- 好啊，來啊，好 - 一起

Take 2.

團隊合作，各位

So hard.

我們還一起拉錯

Oh god.

八九不離十了啦

The freaking A flats.

好吧

D flat, A flat.

下一首是你的

Oh, key signature, guys.

好 [ 理查史特勞斯 - 英雄的生涯 ]

Anyway.

史特萊斯 [ 理查史特勞斯 - 英雄的生涯 ]

This is nice though!

史特勞斯！英雄的生涯 [ 理查史特勞斯 - 英雄的生涯 ]

It's a nice piece.

英雄的生涯 [ 理查史特勞斯 - 英雄的生涯 ]

Wait, let's play both of them, both lines.

英雄的生涯 [ 理查史特勞斯 - 英雄的生涯 ]

Alright. I'll play the bottom?

給各位知道一下

Oh nice.

- 史特勞斯是名不虛傳的... 那個人 - 最糟糕的

This is actually really nice.

要查一下

Anyway guys, we encourage you to listen to the actual recordings.

也許-

We hope you sight-read them.

等等等等等等！

I've really played like...

你被整了！

No, it's cause I'm sick.

等等等

Yeah yeah, me too.

喔哇！

Guys, thank you so much for watching.

不對...

Hope you enjoyed this...

挑戰第二次

this orchestral playing, sight-reading at its best.

好難

- Gotta...yeah, gotta practise your parts. - "At its best", yeah.

天哪

Yeah it's very important.

他喵的降Ａ

If you're in an orchestra out there studying, yes.

降Ｄ、降Ａ

If you're in a professional orchestra, yes. We all know.

喔，調號，各位

Yes.

好吧

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