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Introducing the country that lost a war

to a bunch of birds

Enjoy your stay in the land of delicious food, beautiful architecture,

and enough collective hair grease to run McDonald's for a year.

Ireland's biggest exports are potatoes, alcohol

and bar fights.

Welcome to Scotland,

where dresses are manly

unicorns are the national animal,

and having an official national anthem isn't important.

Introducing an enormous debt

that Germany will never get back

The South-African accent

is more or less that of an evil Australian.

Welcome to the set of the Lord of the Rings

which grew into its own nation.

Who would have guessed that a nation of bloodthirsty vikings

would end up being the happiest country in the world?

Welcome to a country renowned for its entertainment and media,

but working 100 hours a week means you'll never enjoy that anyway.

If you buy something while in China, it's cherished forever.

If you buy something that comes from China, it's a piece of garbage.

Switzerland is a world leader

in both watch-making

and not shooting people in other countries.

Kenya's biggest exports are tea, coffee,

and people with very long legs.

Welcome to the country with more Spanish speakers than Spain.

Losing the 1950 world cup

is often considered a national tragedy to the Brazilian population.

Welcome to a country with an official population smaller

than the amount of people who have been into space.

Enjoy your stay in a place where everything is perfectly engineered

and everyone sounds angry.

Introducing number 7

of the top 10 jokes that went too far.

The average Canadian will happily save you from a bear attack,

before apologizing that you had to see their arm being ripped off.

The Netherlands is famous for tall people,

high people,

and that guy who cut his own ear off once.

Being a country that has more saunas than cars,

Finland certainly has their priorities straight.

Welcome to the highest proportion of unnatural blonde men in the world.

This nation is still yet to live up to its biggest achivements

from over 4,000 years ago

Welcome to a country

where a taxi driver makes exponentially more than a doctor.

It was said

that England colonized the world in search for food that doesn't taste like garbage,

and a day of the year without rain

Welcome to the unexpected birthplace of Santa Claus.

Even after all these years,

Borat is still the most iconic figure

to come out of Kazakhstan.

Welcome to the "Land of the Free"

which ironically houses the highest proportion of incarcerated people in the world.

Introducing a country whose name

was one of the first recorded uses of mass click-bait.

France would be the current rulers of Europe

if Russia wasn't so cold.

Welcome to a parallel universe.

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but until next time have fun, and embrace the bullshit.

[subtitles by Dor Barlev]