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  • And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X.

    然後星星在空中拼出了 S-E-X 三個字母。

  • Oh, yeah, I remember that from "The Lion King".

    我記得在「獅子王」中看過。

  • No, in my real life.

    不,我是指在我的生活中。

  • You guys still feel like going out?

    你們還想一起出去玩嗎?

  • (confirmation noises)

    (一致同意)

  • Oh, okay, good.

    喔,那就好。

  • Okay, I know where a bar just opened up.

    我知道一家新開的酒吧。

  • Ooo, we should do a game night.

    噢,我覺得我們應該來場遊戲之夜。

  • Oh, my God, I love game night!

    天啊,我超愛遊戲之夜的。

  • Ooo, yes!

    沒錯。

  • That would be so fun, I can pick up some sodas!

    那一定會很有趣,我可以順便買幾瓶汽水。

  • Of course.

    當然。

  • What's wrong, Grant?

    Grant,你怎麼了嗎?

  • I think sometimes people in relationships forget what's fun for single people.

    我覺得有時候脫魯的人忘記那些對於單身的人來說有趣的事了。

  • You don't like game night?

    你不喜歡遊戲之夜嗎?

  • It's not that I don't like them, it's that I never meet anyone at them.

    不是我不喜歡,是我不能遇見新的人。

  • I'm sorry you're so, so sad, Grant.

    我很抱歉你那麼難過。

  • I'm mean, I'm sure we can figure out something, right?

    我想我們可以想出別的方案對吧?

  • You know, when I'm sad, I like to go to the movies.

    當我難過的時候,我喜歡去看電影。

  • Hey, yeah, we should see something.

    沒錯,我們應該看部電影。

  • They're so expensive.

    電影太貴了啦!

  • What if we did Netflix at my place instead?

    不然來我家看 Netflix?

  • Ooo, they have all the old Jeopardy!

    Netflix 有以前的節目「危險邊緣」。

  • Yes!

    沒錯!

  • That would be fun!

    那會很有趣。

  • - And you understand, though, that that's the same problem. - That's the same problem.

    - 但你知道,這有一樣的問題。- 一樣的問題。

  • Oh, we're still at the house, okay.

    我們仍然待在屋內。

  • It's just so fun.

    那很有趣。

  • (laughs)

    (笑聲)

  • It's, uh, I'm sure.

    嗯,當然。

  • Gosh, it just must be that we're all so happy and satisfied and in love.

    一定是因為我們太幸福美滿且沉浸在愛情裡。

  • Gosh, it must be.

    一定是。

  • Yeah, I think that that's it.

    沒錯,應該是如此。

  • We've, like, retired needing to go out all the time, you know.

    我們已經從每晚到處趴趴走的生活退休了,你知道嗎。

  • Get dressed up and, like, peacock for attention or sing myself to have a good time, how pathetic I was back when I was single like "Please give me attention!"

    盛裝打扮然後像孔雀求偶一樣需要關注,或默默唱歌讓自己開心點,我單身時好可悲,感覺像是乞求別人注意我。

  • Lowering my standards just to cover over my pain for a night.

    為了掩蓋痛苦而降低我的標準,求一個晚上的歡樂。

  • "Will you call, will you call?"

    「你會打給我嗎?會嗎?」

  • Like, who cares?

    誰在乎啊?

  • Cool, cool, cool, yeah.

    酷酷酷,好喔。

  • I guess we can go to a bar.

    那我們去酒吧好了。

  • Great, there's one downtown that I think we can all get into.

    太棒了,我們可以去一家位於市區的酒吧。

  • The one next door has puzzles!

    拼圖店旁邊的那一家!

  • Oh, that's so fun!

    那很有趣!

  • Even better idea.

    拼圖甚至是更好的選擇。

  • We can go to my house because I just got a brand-new puzzle and we can get into our pjs!

    可以來我家,因為我剛買一組新拼圖,而且我們可以穿著睡衣玩!

  • Yes, I'll bring soda!

    好,我可以帶汽水去。

  • Then we don't even need to go outside.

    我們待在室內就好。

  • It's 7:30 on a Friday.

    現在是星期五的晚上 7:30 耶。

  • Almost bedtime.

    接近上床睡覺的時間。

  • Oh, yeah, if I don't get 10 hours, I get cranky.

    沒錯,沒睡滿 10 小時我會小暴躁。

  • How about we at least start where there are other people?

    不如我們至少以有別人的地方為前提,來想想可以去哪裡玩?

  • What if the music's loud?

    如果那裡音樂很吵呢?

  • Or if it's, like, too crowded?

    或者太擠?

  • Or they won't let me wear my comfy clothes?

    或是他們不讓我穿舒服的衣服?

  • I should go home and change into my comfy clothes.

    我應該回家換上舒適的衣服。

  • We should just go to Lily's.

    我們應該去 Lily 家。

  • - Oh, I did it again. - You did it again.

    - 噢,又來了。 - 又來了。

  • Look, it's hard enough to meet someone without my friends turning into retirees the minute they get into relationships.

    聽好,認識新朋友已經是不容易的事,更別說我的朋友們在脫魯後就立馬轉為退休模式。

  • Just go out with your single friends.

    那你就跟其他單身的朋友一起出去啊!

  • I mean, what would it say about you if all your friends were in relationships and you were the only single one left?

    我是說如果你所有朋友都脫魯了,而只剩下你一個人單身?

  • Oh, dear.

    完了。

  • Okay, we must have something in common, right?

    我們一定有能達成共識的方案對吧?

  • Like, how about, a farmers market!

    例如去農夫市集?

  • We can go on a dawn hike.

    我們可以在清晨時爬山。

  • Oh, oryou'll love this!

    或你會喜歡這個!

  • A weekend getaway in a remote cabin with just cozy sweaters!

    找一個週末,穿著舒適的毛衣去偏遠的小木屋度假。

  • Oh my God, yes!

    天啊,好主意!

  • Look, I get it, okay.

    聽好,你們的好意我心領了。

  • You all won.

    你們贏了。

  • You're finished with life, but I'm still out here alone in (beep).

    你們人生完整了,我卻還是孤身一人。

  • I'd love to have a Netflix Friday or to go do a puzzle, but I can't, because I have to go where there are other single people or I will die alone!

    我很想在星期五之夜看 Netflix 或玩拼圖,但我得去其他可以認識人的地方,不然我就要一輩子孤獨終老!

  • Now, I know the view from your ivory tower must be peachy, but I have boots on the ground and I need backup!

    我知道來自你們象牙塔的意見很棒,但我是腳踏實地的人,我需要支援。

  • Okay, we'll do a single-person's night.

    好啦,我們來辦個單身狗之夜。

  • Hell, yeah.

    好極了。

  • What am I doing wrong?

    我做錯什麼?

  • - Nothing, you're doing nothing wrong. - What am I doing wrong, I'm ugly!

    - 沒有,你沒有錯。 - 我做錯什麼,我太醜了!

  • No.

    沒有啦。

  • I'm ugly!

    我好醜!

  • No, you're not.

    不,你不醜。

  • Hey, it's Grant.

    我是 Grant。

  • If you like College Humor and want to support us, sign up for Dropout.

    如果你喜歡這個頻道並想支持我們,就去Dropout 註冊吧。

  • For the low price of .005% of my student loan debt, you'll get shows like "Total Forgiveness" where I do stunts to try to pay for down said student debt.

    只要我學貸的 0.005% 的價格,你就可以看到如 "Total Forgiveness" 的節目,在節目中我為了付清學貸而表演特技。

  • Access to an exclusive Dropout Discord where I'll talk about college loans, and sketches a full week earlier, like this one about my student loans.

    取得獨家的 Dropout Discord,不僅可以聽我在那裡談論大學貸款,還可以提前一週觀看幽默短劇,例如這部影片是關於我的學生貸款。

  • Oh, I studied acting.

    我學過演戲。

  • You took out loans to study acting?

    你為了學演戲而貸款?

  • It's my one thing.

    這是關於我的一件事。

  • That's, it's my whole deal.

    其實,這是關於我的一切。

  • Sign up for your free trial today.

    今天就註冊免費試用吧。

  • Then pay after that.

    體驗過後再付費。

  • I, I need it.

    我,我很需要。

And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X.

然後星星在空中拼出了 S-E-X 三個字母。

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