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All right, let's move on to the world of news media.
We're now joined by senior media correspondent
-Ronny Chieng, everybody! -(cheers and applause)
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, Trevor, I'm not sure if you're familiar
with the internet or TV, but if you are,
you've probably seen this (bleep)
that happened a few days ago on Fox News.
In the first presidential debate,
China was mentioned 12 times.
So we sent Watters down to New York's Chinatown
to sample political opinion.
Okay, first of all, let me get this straight.
They say "China" in the debate so you go to Chinatown?
-(laughter) -In New York?
So when they mention Mexico, do you send someone to Taco Bell?
Chinatown is nothing like China!
They got nothing to do with each other.
That's like if they brought up women's rights,
so I decide to go over to Fox News to get some opinions.
Now, as dumb as that premise is,
it is nothing compared to the idiocy that followed.
And by the way, we haven't added anything to this.
This is the original footage from Fox News.
(Asian-style music plays)
(loud boom)
(dance beat playing)
Am I supposed to bow to say hello?
(speaks Chinese)
I like these watches. Are they hot?
JCPenney. $3.98.
Who are you gonna vote for?
Clinton's wife has a name. What is it?
Uh... oh, man.
I forget it.
Well, snap out of it.
-Do you know karate? -Yeah, I know.
Hit my hand.
(martial arts grunting)
Ah... that's the spot.
Is it the Year of the Dragon?
No, it's actually the Year of Go (bleep) Yourself!
(laughter, applause, whooping)
What the hell was that?
How was that on the news?
In fact, how was that even on TV?
Where the (bleep) did this come from?
I mean, everyone's been wondering who'll be the target
of 2016's worst racism.
I didn't even know Asians were in the running.
Oh, and by the way, if you're gonna be racist,
at least get your stereotypes right,
you ignorant sack of (bleep).
Karate isn't Chinese, it's Japanese!
And you're doing it in a taekwondo studio,
which is Korean, you (bleep) jack-off!
Jack on! Jack off! Jack on! Jack off!
(cheering, applause)
(bleep) this guy!
And seriously! Mr. Miyagi?
Update your reference material.
That's like me making fun of Americans
for Saturday Night Fever and Mr. T.
Yeah, real topical stuff, buddy.
If you want to come at Chinese people,
make fun of China's high pollution,
or the fact that they censor most of the Internet.
Which in this case may actually be a good thing,
since no person in China will ever have to watch
your garbage attempt at comedy!
Donald Trump beating up on China at the debate.
(crickets chirping)
Trump has been beating up on China.
How does that make you feel?
Speak! Speak! Why don't you speak?
Hey, asshole, they don't speak English.
That's why they're silent.
It's easy to make fun of someone when they can't respond.
Here, I'll show you. Hey, douchebag,
why do you look like a guy who carries around a pack of roofies
-just in case? -(laughter, groaning)
And why do you look like you have hookers on speed-dial?
Oh, and follow-up question:
Is it hard to fit Bill O'Reilly's entire scrotum
in your mouth?
-(crickets chirping) -(laughter, groaning)
This might come as a surprise, but Chinese Americans do
actually have genuine thoughts on this year's election.
That's why I went to Chinatown to speak to people
in a language they understood-- human.
♪ ♪
Wait. You understand American politics enough
to lodge a protest vote?
I'm from Queens.
What are your thoughts on the Jesse Watters video on Fox News?
The chicken(bleep) reporter who came down here
and thought he was big (bleep) because he talked to people
who couldn't speak English?
Yeah, that douche bag piece of (bleep).
The one who was sent here by the larger chicken (bleep)
who wouldn't come to Chinatown because he was afraid
-to do it himself, you mean that one? -Yeah, that guy.
The one with no testicles, the one who came down here
who said, "Let me talk to some old people
-Totally. -"and let me put them on camera
"without asking them,
"and sort of put them on national television
and made fun of them in the worst possible way,"
-that asshole? -Okay, I think we're talking
-about the same guy. -Right, right.
What was the question again?
I can't remember.
(applause, cheering)


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