Name: 痞子的債務有多大？?比基尼底褲第2集|海綿寶寶的故事 (How Much Debt is Plankton In? ? Inside Bikini Bottom Episode 2 | SpongeBob SquarePants)
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Just how much debt is Sheldon Plankton in?

As the owner of a failing business, Plankton seems to have no restraint

when it comes to paying for elaborate schemes, disguises,

So we hired a certified financial advisor to calculate his exact debt,

and lend her expertise to help him out of it.

I assure you Mr. Plankton will be in good hands with me.

I've seen hundreds of cases of extreme debt,

and there's not one I haven't been able to help with yet.

First, we had to determine Plankton's income

and then subtract his various expenses to see just how far in the red he is.

Question one, how much does the Chum Bucket net each year?

Well, the first step is to determine the average price each customer pays,

and then we can estimate the amount of customers Mr. Plankton has annually.

Plankton reveals that, up until this point,

he has only ever had one customer, this dead rat.

Plankton did have a brief stint of success,

when regular customer Nat Peterson frequented the Chum Bucket,

was actually paying Nat to eat at the Chum Bucket.

Seeing as Peterson eventually paid the entire sum back,

While the Chum Bucket has had other bouts of popularity,

they seem to always end with a catastrophe.

Resulting in repair bills or even possible law suits.

Leading us to infer that the Chum Bucket's annual profits are...

Is that how you measure your fiscal year?

Question two, what is the Chum Bucket's cost of operations?

Plankton doesn't have any employees on the payroll,

and keeps the Chum Bucket open from 8am to 6pm, Monday through Saturday,

it is very wise for Mr. Plankton to implement this hiring freeze.

And also, being closed on Sunday doesn't hurt either.

In general, a small restaurant would pay about two dollars and ninety cents

and about 85 cent per square foot for natural gas.

So I would just need to know the square footage of the er...

reveals that SpongeBob is four inches tall.

we learn that the diameter of the base of the restaurant is 12 inches,

And we have the area of the Chum Bucket, which is 113... square... inches.

If we assumed Plankton owns the Chum Bucket outright,

then it doesn't cost him much to maintain.

So if Plankton opened the Chum Bucket as soon as he graduated college,

we can assume he has been paying for these utilities for about 35 years.

Next, we have to look at his personal expenses.

he doesn't have to pay any rent or for additional property.

He also saves money by primarily eating holographic food.

We know he wears a single contact lens, which don't come cheap.

An average box of six lenses costs around 25 dollars.

So if Plankton changes his contact every two weeks,

Which on average have an annual cost of 2,268 dollars per year,

and judging by this particular dog's size and the healthy condition of his teeth,

we can conclude that he is about five years old.

Bringing the total cost to about 11,340 dollars.

And there is one major expense we are forgetting.

The average debt for a student of a four year college

it's safe to say he hasn't been paying off his loans.

So that means his loans have been collecting interest for the past 35 years

211,759 dollars and 83 cents, and he hasn't paid any of it off?

of Plankton's various schemes and inventions.

we separated Plankton's various inventions

In the C tier, we have any small technological gadgets and weapons,

like the Propeller Pen, Stench Vision Goggles and Death Ray.

These likely cost close to the price of an average, high-end smart phone.

We estimate he makes about five items in this tier per year.

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痞子的債務有多大？?比基尼底褲第2集|海綿寶寶的故事 (How Much Debt is Plankton In? ? Inside Bikini Bottom Episode 2 | SpongeBob SquarePants)

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