Wow -

哇哦

Welcome back to your favorite show,

歡迎回到你最愛的節目

where geniuses become born.

也就是天才的出生地

- By watching our video, - Become...

只要看我們的影片

you are rebirthed as a musical genius,

你就會重生為音樂天才

so you do not need to practice.

不再需要練琴

- Eddy: 'Course, to aid that process, - Brett: Ohhh...

當然，為了達到這個目標

we will be visiting the best community

我們必須造訪想成為天才

of genius wannabes,

的最棒社群

Ling Ling 40 Hours.

霖霖40小時

(both) Ling Ling!

兩人:霖霖!

So, it's been awhile since we've done this.

距離上次做這個已經過了一陣子

This is gonna be a very special episode.

這次會是非常特別的一集

Is someone going to appear at the end of this

會有人在節目的最後出現

as a special guest?

當作我們的特別來賓嗎?

- Hmm? - I don't know!

E:嗯......? B:我不知道!

Is she—

她會--

I mean,

我是說

...someone going to appear?

......某人會出現嗎?

(both) Hmmm!

到底是誰呢?

What's, what's the name again?

我不知道，你們來解答吧

I don't know, you guys will figure it out.

只要看到最後就知道了

Just watch to the end.

別快轉，看下去!

Don't skip. Watch!

我知道你要快轉!

I know you skip!

廣告也要看啊

(both) Please watch for the ads.

總之

Anyway.

先來看看過去24小時的熱門

Let's go through the last 24 hours first,

然後來看這個月人氣最高的貼文

and then we'll go through the top posts of the last month.

沒錯

That's right.

B:粉刺? E:沒有!

That's good.

B:黑頭? E:沒有!

Instead, say...

B:大黃蜂的飛行中彈對的音?

Instead, say...

E:沒~有~

Instead, say...

這很棒

Instead, say...

停止使用黑音樂家語言

Instead, say...

你的音準很糟

There you go.

應該說

Good compliments, guys.

好一個漂亮的微分音

- What is this?! - Whoa...

你彈錯音了

Yes!

應該說

Oh my gosh.

美妙的裝飾奏

"AMAZING!"

你的樂句處理很糟

- Yes, guys! - It's too much.

應該說

Keep it coming!

有趣的詮釋

Your face!

你的節奏錯了

You're like...

應該說

What?!

不錯的搖擺節奏

That sums it up.

你的指法不對

Alright.

應該說

That's enough.

非常具實驗性的技法

Past month!

這樣就對了

- That's a cool drawing. - Yeah.

恭維至極啊，各位

That's literally us judging you so hard.

這是什麼?

That's right. That's right guys.

我做了Vov Dylan的大黃蜂的飛行的統計

Have you checked out our merch?

... ...少了241個音!

Check it out! There's new stuff.

*來自Ben Lee的研究

That's... That is so true.

太~厲~害~了~

That's right guys.

我的天啊

- Oh that's cool. - Awww, that's so kawaii!

太厲害了~

That's so cool. Nice!

是男孩還是女孩? 都不是

Congratulations. I like the fried chicken violins.

恭喜，你的太太懷了個音樂神童

Brett.

那真是太~棒~了~

We looking like a snack.

E:很好，各位 B:太多了

What's going on?

繼續保持!

You can now officially identify as your instrument.

某些褻瀆的言論需要更多反應時間

I'm a violin.

音樂天才是與生俱來，不是後天創造

Well, saxo-violin, but...

你的表情!

Congratulations!

你就像是... ...

That's amazing.

什麼?!

Oh, my god.

總結就是這樣

Wow.

當新的「最快小提琴家」突然出現，而且比上一個還糟

Bro, look at that guy with the sunnies.

真是夠了!吃我一搥!

- In concert. - Yeah.

我們能買大黃蜂的飛行嗎?

At least I have a job.

不行，家裡已經有大黃蜂的飛行了

It's all right.

家裡的大黃蜂的飛行

If you're out there struggling to find a job as a musician,

好

Yeah, that's right.

真是夠了

We all know...

上一個月!

Yeah.

當你只練習了39小時

It's like, "Why?!"

可悲

- Too relatable. - Yeah.

很酷的畫

Pianists will relate.

這就是我們多努力評判你的樣子

Practice rooms: A high quality, in tune -

沒錯，就是這樣

You know what happened?

你看過我們的周邊了嗎?

We had a concert when the piano was tuned twice,

去看看!有新商品

it still wasn't even in tune.

音樂家的演變

But don't worry!

漫畫

Hm, okay.

動畫

- That is so good! - That's pretty good.

真人版

All right!

Netflix 改編版

Whoa...

這... ...這太真實了

- What's this? - What's going on?

這就對了，各位

What's going on?!

不是梗圖，不過我做了TwoSet便當

I feel a presence...

B:噢，這很酷 E:哇，這太卡哇伊了

of...

這真的很酷，做得好!

a genius that was birthed!

值得慶祝，我喜歡那個小提琴炸雞

Nah this is definitely a genius that...

Brett

- ...was created. - Yeah.

我們看起來像個點心

Through a lot of hard work and practice.

我是大提琴

A lot of 40 hours.

當樂手最讓我喜愛的事之一，就是某種程度上你代表樂器

Ling Ling...

在樂團裡沒人說「小號手」，只說「小號」

gave her a bit of, uh...

那個小號

spread of salt.

樂手和樂器合而為一

So, we welcome...

當我九年級時在樂團有人問我:「你是男生還是女生?」

Hi everyone!

而我沒有聽清楚便回答:「我是單簧管」

I'm Hilary Hahn.

怎麼回事?

Welcome to Ling Ling 40 Hours.

現在，你可以用樂器來定義你的身份

I'm going to review some of the memes

我是小提琴

that you guys have been sending in.

B:學校資金 E:Rose，我能解釋--

Here we go. First one.

B:運動項目 E:你有五十萬，卻只給我三萬?

Alright, first one!

B:學術項目 E:三萬?我只有一千!

Practice...

B:音樂/藝術 E:你們有拿到錢?

It says, "Welcome to Ling Ling 40 Hours,"

別理我，我只是想成為這社群的一份子

and there's snowflakes,

哇，薩克斯提琴，但... ...

and I'm playing the violin.

恭喜!

I think this is from...

那非常酷

the Ling Ling challenge.

當Brett五十歲

- Yep. - Mmm!

噢，我的天啊

Okay, next one.

哇

Ohh!

兄弟，看看這傢伙戴著太陽眼鏡

Yes!

在音樂會上

SENPAI!!

至少我還有工作

Literally right now.

沒錯

Yeah, that's kind of how it felt.

如果你是個奮力尋找工作的音樂家

- Hilary: I think that sums up a lot of people's... - Brett: Yep.

在IG上找到這寶貝

- Eddy: Yes. - Hilary: ...memory of,

*我的手指/正確的音

of our collaboration.

對，就是這樣

That's pretty cute! I like it.

我們都明白... ...

My features look rather...

對

Hilary: ...sharper than they actually are.

就像... ...「為什麼?!」

My hair looks rather thicker -

太真實了

What do you think of the bow hold though,

鋼琴家都懂

in the artwork?

練習室:品質好，音準的鋼琴

Oh, the bow hold!

鋼琴家都懂

I mean, for a high school painting, that's really good.

練習室:品質好，音準的--

So if you look at it, like the proportions are actually...

你知道發生過什麼嗎?

Yeah, not— Not too far off.

有次音樂會，鋼琴調了兩次音

That's really hard to do.

它依然不準

Playing the guitar with a flute!

不過別緊張!

Awww. That's so cute!

太過真實

Hilary Hahn on one side.

當某個比你厲害的多的人稱讚你

And then, on the other side...

謝啦

Thank you.

嗯，對

I'll keep that for a rainy day.

這就是霖霖的力量嗎?

And then this guy saying,

什麼讓人覺得有力量

"We don't do that here."

金錢

- That's my favorite meme. This is our favorite one. - This is my favorite one as well.

權力

(both) "We don't do that here."

成為分部中唯一進對時機的人

Hilary: Aw, that's a cute still!

B:那太棒了 E:那真的很棒

I look red.

好了

It's just shadow.

哇啊啊

Yeah, it's probably shadow.

B:怎麼了? E:這是什麼?

Yeah, it's shadow.

到底怎麼了?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, shadows.

我感受... ...

Brett: Hilary shouting out...

到了... ...

Yes!

一位天生的天才的到來!

I wonder why you did that?

不對，這是一位天才... ...

Hmm...

後天練習來的

They will find out soon.

經歷了一大堆努力和練習

Hmm!

練了好多個40小時

I do think violinists should

霖霖... ...

learn to play viola.

又給了她一些，呃... ...

Next!

神力

"We don't do that..."

所以，讓我們歡迎

"We don't do that here."

嗨，各位!

Well I mean that's kinda how it feels, I guess!

我是Hilary Hahn

All right, so Marie Kondo.

歡迎來到霖霖40小時

Brett: "Perfection."

我要來點評一些

"When your mom says you can invite 5 friends

你們發表的梗圖

to your party but you only have 3 friends"

讓我們開始吧，第一個

- Hilary: Aww... - Brett: So sad.

好的，第一個!

That is so sad!

練琴... ...

So this says,

上面寫「歡迎來到霖霖40小時」

Yeah!

旁邊還有一些雪花

"Nobody's perfect."

而我正在拉小提琴

Alright, so then there's me,

我想這是出自... ...

and then there's...

霖霖特訓

I want that one.

對

Alright, so this one is know the difference.

很好，下一個

45-degree acute angle, and then

Hilary Hahn我們愛妳

a cute angel.

大家好，我是Hilary Hahn

(Eddy and Hilary) Aww.

歡迎來到這一期的TwoSet Violin

I am no angel though.

噢喔!

But thank you!

這就對了!

And then forgetting how to speak English.

前輩!

Oh god.

前輩!!!

Ohh, wow!

這跟我現在一樣

When was this for?

對呀，就是那種感覺

Oh, I look horrible. Nah.

Hilary:這就是大家對於... ... Brett:對

Hilary won this one.

Eddy:對 Hilary:我們那次合作

NO!

的印象

No!

那真的很可愛，我喜歡

No, that's not it!

我高中時畫的Hilary Hahn

I think it might boost my self-esteem

我的五官看起來... ...

because I have fun.

比真實的我更銳利

Okay,

我的頭髮看起來更蓬鬆

What were we talking about there?!

妳覺得持弓姿勢

Look at me eating!

畫得如何?

That is so true!

噢，這個持弓!

- That's crazy... I forgot about it. - I forgot about that video.

我的意思是，以高中生的畫來說，畫的非常好

I remember the first time we connected on phone,

如果你仔細看，像是比例其實... ...

we were like freaking out.

對，畫的差不多

I think the first thing you said was like,

這真的很難做到

"I'm fangirling?"

Hilary可以用這個演奏美妙的音樂

Totally! I was like, I can't believe

用長笛彈吉他!

I'm talking to you guys on the phone!

噢，這很可愛!

And we were like,

誰會贏?

YOU'RE fangirling?!

一邊是Hilary Hahn

- I still remember, we were in Germany, I think. - AHH!!

而另一邊... ...

In the hotel in Munich,

等等，沒有人能贏過她

we were sitting on a white table.

謝謝

- Yeah. - And then,

當我難過時會想起它

you were drawing some funny stuff on paper anyway,

噢我的天啊Hilary Hahn在今晚的演出現身了

- Oh yeah. - And then we...

Hilary Hahn:*用第四指揉弦*

had my phone on loudspeaker.

其他人:

I actually remember like,

這個人說

Brett went pretty quiet.

「我們不這樣做。」

Like, Brett's not usually that quiet.

Eddy:這是我最喜歡的梗圖 Brett:這是我們最喜歡的

Yeah, I remember that.

兩人:「我們不這樣做。」

So the next one is,

找到一個人像是Brett看Hilary Hahn一樣看你

So my music history teacher at Curtis

噢，好可愛

gave me the name

我看起來好紅

Hilarious Hahnus.

那只是陰影

That's no surprise.

對，應該是陰影

Last one!

對，是陰影

I would say that's [a] genuine

對對對，絕對是陰影

face that I make,

史上最棒的中提琴讚賞

but I'm like,

TwoSet 在每個影片開中提琴玩笑

What is that?!

Brett:Hilary為中提琴... ...

What do you think is one that is gonna stay -

Hilary Hahn 在IG上為中提琴發聲

My favorite one is definitely the

沒錯!

fourth finger vibrato,

我很不解為什麼你這麼做?

"We don't do that here."

他們很快就會知道

Yeah same.

我認為小提琴家應該

Just, I remember like, just watching

學習拉中提琴

like, your Mendelssohn.

下一個!

*sings phrase*

Hilary Hahn:為中提琴家平反，它真的是一個美妙的樂器

And you just used fourth finger.

Brett和Eddy:

It's practical!

「我們不這樣做。」

You have one more finger to work with!

我們不這樣

That's the best response!

我們不這樣做。

"It's practical!"

表演獨奏

That's the best response.

和TwoSet 一起演出

That's gonna become another meme.

我想，這就是我的感覺!

"It's practical!"

好，藤麻理惠

Yes.

霖霖呼啦圈

Wow. I think that's all the memes.

這個讓人喜悅

Yeah.

這個讓人不悅

That's it!

給我最有力量的女人

Hey guys!

我說，最有力量的

Thanks for all the memes,

Brett:完美

and thanks for tuning in.

完美

It's been great reviewing everything here,

當你媽說你可以邀請五個朋友

and seeing the stuff you've created!

來你的派對，但你只有三個朋友

Bye for now!

Hilary:噢... ... Brett:太難過了