Are you like a beef stock that I'm gonna buy?

[upbeat music]

- I'm a big fan of dating apps.

- If you're bored, it's fun, you know?

It passes the time.

- I am currently dating the guy that I met on Tinder.

- I feel like they're a necessary evil.

- A lot of times I would use dating apps

like late at night if I'm bored.

- So the fact that I can lay in bed, while dating,

is really appealing to me.

(buzzer sound)

- Don't even think about messaging me

if this, this, this, this.

- Just want to [censored] you

or just wanna, you know, ride that pony.

- Anything about your dick. I don't care about your dick.

- He was attractive, but then, in his self-summary,

it just says extrovert. What the [censored]?

(ding)

- I pick you up in my boss-ass Kia Sorento...

- If it's like a dorky math joke, or something nerdy

I'm kinda... I dig.

- You go, "Is that dangerous?"

and I go, "yes, but I like danger."

I'm gonna like this profile!

I think he's so funny!

- I wish guys had more personality in their profiles.

Just be who you are.

- I like people that are like

straight forward with their intentions.

If you're here just to do the nasty,

then say that so that I know.

(buzzer sound)

Guys that have photos of them like

hugging up with like two chicks...

- I feel like you're trying to say like,

"See! Women like me! I am approved by women!"

- If every single one of your pictures is like in a group,

and you don't actually show yourself.

- Especially when it's your first profile picture,

like it's the first one that pops up. And it's just like

a goup of guys. What the [censored]?

- I'm not about to sit here and figure out which one you are

- And what are you hiding?

(ding)

- Is this guy gonna make me laugh?

If you have a funny face picture. That's cool.

Or a picture of you doing something that you love is cool.

- Hiking and walking. Whatever.

Jogging, running, tennis, basketball.

- If the pictures are clear. If the pictures look like

you have a lot of interests or hobbies...

- Like mixing up the photos, and showing that like

there's versatility in your life.

- Pictures and bios that can start conversation

I wish guys had more of that.

- I need to know that you don't think you're too cool.

Cause we're all in the same shitty boat.

- It's globalization, man. Like we can meet people

all over the World, that we never would've met before.

- Just like ride the wave, it's fun.

- Love is out there!

(blows kiss and laughs)