Welcome back to another episode of—

歡迎收看新的一集--

*shriek*

又是新的一集...

*shriek remix*

我不知道要叫它什麼

Back with another episode of...

今天我們要玩一個很有趣的遊戲

I don't even know what to call this

原則上就是我們挑了六首大家最愛的梗曲

But today we have a fun game where basically

以及六個不同時代的曲風

we pick six of your favorite meme pieces,

它們就像是音樂史上的各種里程碑

but then we have six different stylistic periods or genres

然後我們要嘗試各種混搭

that are kind of key to the history of classical music,

讓螢幕前不是學音樂的各位了解一下

and we're going to mix and match them.

歷史上古典音樂可分為各種不同的時期

For those of you that are not a musician,

從非常久遠以前的年代開始

in classical music especially there's different periods of music.

我是指大概300年以前, 還有200年以前

So it starts from like ancient period,

例如巴洛克時期啦

which is like 300 years ago and there's like 200 years ago,

然後還有浪漫時期啦, 以及...

which I mean, you have like Baroque,

自己上維基百科查

and then you have romantic then you have... *sigh*

不過我們的觀眾智商都很高, 他們很快就可以上手

Just Wikipedia it.

- 沒錯, 沒問題的 - 你們懂的

But our viewers are the most intelligent and elite so they would know.

對

- Yeah, it's fine. - You guys understand.

好, 那麼, 猜拳決定誰先

Yeah.

剪刀石頭布!

Alright. So, scissor paper rock to see who goes first.

- 這還是我們第一次一拳決勝負 - 是啊

Scissors, paper, rock!

你要先還是後?

*evil laughter*

我先

- The first time we got it on the first go. - Yeah.

好, 呃, 先抽...

You wanna go first or second?

這袋是什麼?

I'll go first.

曲目

Alright. Uh, draw from...

梗。曲

*remix of hand clapping and tango*

媽媽樂咧

What is this one?

「史瑞克片頭曲」

The piece. The meme piece.

好吧, 這首歌我不大熟

Holy moly.

不過沒在怕!

"Shrek"!

古典樂派!

*sings to meme*

古典史瑞克

Okay. I don't know this one that well.

好吧!

But that's okay!

加油

Classical!

這首本身有很有古典味了

Classical Shrek.

是哪個調性?

All right!

E大調?

Good luck bro.

對

That sounds classical already. *laughs*

* 來吧 *

What key is that in?

* 算了不要 *

E major?

這是巴洛克好嗎?!

Yeah.

E大調隨便猜

*laughs*

做不到啊, 要怎麼改成古典樂派啊?

*attempts "Shrek" in classical style*

喔!

*plays Prelude from Bach Partita no. 3*

嘿, 這個不錯

That's baroque!

* 哀莫大於心死 *

*attempts "Shrek" in classical style*

以上就是...古典史瑞克

*laughs*

真的是很...

I just took E major...!

是啊, 總之...

*laughs*

我抽...

*attempts "Shrek" in classical style*

"Mine" 或者又叫 "You so precious"

Dude that's impossible how do you make it classical?

然後...

Oh! *attempts "Shrek" in classical style*

不要巴洛克, 不要巴洛克

Hey! That's good!

20世紀!

*attempts "Shrek" in classical style*

喔喔喔喔這個...!!!

There you guys have it...Classical Shrek.

喔喔喔!!

That was so...

好的, 呃...

Yeah. Anyway...

這是國樂吧

I have...

是吧! 我也覺得很像國樂

"Mine", or "You so precious".

很不錯耶

And...

喔! 我知道了!

20th century.

喔, 當然了, 易沙意的東西

Oh that's...!

很不賴耶

OHHH!!!!

超級簡單 (註: Ysaÿe音似Easy)

Okay. Uh...

- 好 - 很棒的雙關, 好

*attempts "Mine" in 20th century style*

為什麼我這麼緊張...

Sounds so Asian.

達魯!

*laughs*

喔不會吧

It does hey, it just ends up sounding Asian.

拜託抽到巴洛克

That was good.

帕格尼尼?!

*random asian-feel violin playing*

加油

Oh! I know!

讓霖霖刮目相看

*attempts "Mine" in 20th century style*

你瘋掉了!

*laughs*

帕格尼尼!

*attempts "Mine" in 20th century style*

喔, 太讚了!

Oh and then of course! Like Ysaye's stuff!

- 我根本不知道自己在幹嘛 - 有夠讚啦!

*attempts "Mine" in 20th century style*

我還在想...

Dude that was good.

我還在想, 要包含...上弓跳弓、

That was so ysaye (easy).

撥奏、

*laughs*

豁出去

Uhh!

老兄, 那真的...

- Alright. - Nice pun. Alright.

好高興我沒抽到帕格尼尼

*sigh* Why am I nervous with this.... *laughs*

因為你比我強多了

Darude!

- 這啥? - 喬治麥可的無心快語!

Oh no.

節奏要對啊

Please get baroque.

我怎麼覺得我會抽到彩虹貓

OHHH!!!!!!

我不想拉那首

Paganini?!

巴洛克還沒被抽到

Good luck bro.

喔喔喔喔我的媽!!! * 浪漫時期 *

Make Ling Ling proud.

老兄!

*attempts "Sandstorm" in Paganini style*

無心快語就是...

*laughs*

浪漫樂派

*attempts "Sandstorm" in Paganini style*

完全沒有-- 就是浪漫樂派啊

*laughs* Dude you went crazy!

- 正是 - 它本來就很浪漫

Paganini!

呃...

*laughs* Oh it was so good!

好

- I don't even know what I was... *laughs* - *laughs* It was too good!

差點變成吉普賽

I just thought...

喔對耶, 吉普賽, 有點像

I just though I'd be like, up bow staccato,

好, 隨便, 很好!

pizzicato,

我努力過了

just go.

打包票你沒預料到有第三個

Dude that was...

我真的很不想拉彩虹貓

I'm so glad I didn't get it,

- 喔喔 - 啊, 簡單啦

because you did a much better job than I could've done.

太好了! 哀傷的曲子

*laughs*

哀傷小提琴

- What's that? - Careless Whisper!

對

Gotta get the rhythm right.

現代樂派!

Dude I got a feel I'm gonna get Nyan Cat.

喔! 意思是我等一下要拉...

*laughs*

啊哈哈! 彩虹貓是你的!!

I don't wanna do it.

不會吧!!!

Baroque's still there.

不要!!!!!

Both: OHHHH!!! Holy s***!

耶!

Dude!

嗚呼呼呼!!

Careless Whisper's and...

跟你們說, 我從昨天開始就很緊張

Romantic.

我一直揮之不去...

There's no f***ing—that's Romantic!

噁, 彩虹...不要...

- It is— - That itself is romantic!

好的

is romantic!

- 哀傷的小提琴現代樂派 - 我已經開始在準備巴洛克了

Um...

不, 我受夠了

*running diagnostics*

好優美耶!

*attempts "Careless Whisper" in Romantic style*

天才在這

Yeah.

- 喔巴洛克! 喔喔喔喔

*laughs*

不用猜也知道

It almost started going gypsy.

彩虹貓哈哈哈!

Oh yeah, gypsy, it's kinda... *demonstrates*

- 喔天哪, 我好高興 - 我有心理準備了

Yeah, whatever. Nice!

我還是完全不知道怎麼做...呃...

I tried.

巴洛克執弓法

*claps*

呃...

Bet you didn't expect that. *laughs*

呃...

I really don't wanna play Nyan Cat.

呃...

- Oh! - Ah. Easy.

呃什麼呃, 這不是彩虹貓吧!

Yes! Sad music!

我就這樣, 隨便啦, 豁出去

- Sad violin. - Sad violin...sad violin.

這是在...

Yeah.

等一下等一下等一下

Contemporary!

不對不對不對不對不對

Urgh...that means I gotta play...

好啦, 我放棄賦格形式, 改用呃...

*laughs* You've got Nyan Cat!

- 改成韋瓦第之類的好了 - 好, 好, 不錯

*laughs* No!

好

Noooo!!! *laughs*

這是什麼彩虹貓迴旋曲嗎?

Yes!!!

我無法!

Wooo!!!!

喔, 如果我用緩板來拉呢? 像這樣...

Just so you know, I was so stressed out about this yesterday,

我的弓抖到不行

as I can't...frickin...

太緊張了

Ah, Nyan, nah.

在鏡頭前面嗎

Alright, sad violin.

變爵士了

- I'm already planning my baroque. - Yes, sad violin and uh, contemporary.

做不到耶

*tapping on violin*

我來試試

*tapping on violin*

除非你改掉部分的音, 因為它就很--

*playing behind bridge and tapping on violin*

爵士

*playing behind bridge*

對啊, 問題就出在這

*attempting "Sad Romance" in contemporary style*

嘖, 不知道

Nah I'm over it.

對啊, 要怎麼做啊?

*laughs* Dude that was beautiful.

試試巴哈雙小提琴協奏曲

*claps*

不行啦!

Genius.

同學們, 如果喜歡這支影片...

- Oh baroque! Ohh oh oh... - Alright man...

就按一下下面的鈴鐺

We already know what it is.

感謝您的訂閱, 請看...咳!

Nyan Cat! *laughs*

去逛逛...對...

- Oh man...I'm so happy. *inaudible mumble*

上傳...對...

*sigh* Dude I don't even know how to do this. Um...

Oh, okay.

*laughs*

Baroque bow hold.

Um...

Um...

Uh...

*laughs* That's not Nyan Cat!

I'm just gonna go, whatever. Screw it.

*attempting "Nyan Cat" in Baroque style*

*laughs* Dude it's like...

Wait wait wait...

No no no...

Alright I won't do a fugue, I'll do a...

- I'll do like a Vivaldi type of thing. - Yeah yeah yeah... that's good.

Okay.

*attempting "Nyan Cat" in Baroque (Vivaldi) style*

Is that like, "Nyan cat" Rondo form? *laughs*

I can't do it!

Oh what if I do like a Grave? Like a...

*attempting "Nyan Cat" in Baroque (Grave) style*

I have like, a shaky bow.

Yeah... *laughs* I'm nervous.

In front of a camera.

*attempting "Nyan Cat" in Baroque (Grave) style*

Dude, that went jazz.

*laughs*

Dude you can't do it!

Let me try.

- Unless you change the notes coz the—it's too, like, - Coz the rhythm—

(Both) jazzy.

Yeah that's what the problem is.

It's like... *plays "Nyan Cat"*

*tsk* I don't know.

Yeah how would you do that...?

It's more like Bach Double Violin Concerto.

*attempting "Nyan Cat" in Baroque (Bach Double Violin Concerto) style*

Dude you can't. *laughs*

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