yet another video of TwoSet Violin.

新的一集 TwoSet Violin

What are we doing today?

今天要幹嘛呢？

It's call the

單元名稱是

That's right, for those of you out there,

「視奏大賽」

we all know what it's like sight reading

沒錯，螢幕前的朋友們

when you don't practice your orchestral part,

我們都知道視奏有多燒腦

or if you don't practice for your lesson.

尤其是你沒練樂團曲子時

We used to do that.

或是沒練個別課的曲子

Well, did you use to do that?

[ 承認吧 ]

Nope!

我們以前常這樣

Maybe.

你以前會嗎？

I practice all the time!

才沒有！

Yeah.

或許吧

40 hours a day, of course!

我練琴沒停過！

That's why we're here making YouTube videos.

是吼

So the challenge is... basically there's 5 levels.

每天 40 小時，一定要的！

And every level there's pieces inside.

我們就是這樣變成 YouTuber 的

We draw it out, one each.

[ 生無可戀... ]

And the game is to play as much as you can

所以呢，這次的比賽，基本上有五關 [ 視奏過五關 ]

of the piece without making a mistake.

每一關裡面都有幾首曲子

Playing a wrong note.

一人抽一首

So what happens when you play one wrong note?

我們得想辦法無失誤拉完整首曲子

You just stop?

不能拉錯音

You stop.

那拉錯音的話要怎麼辦？

Okay.

停下來？

So how far can you get?

就沒了

And it gets harder, so it starts with level 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

好吧

Scissors, paper, rock!

究竟能拉多少呢？

Scissors, paper, rock!

難度會越來越高，因為有第 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 關

Who's going first?

剪刀石頭布！

It doesn't make a difference.

剪刀石頭布！

You get to choose.

誰先來？

Yeah, I'll go first.

反正都沒差

Okay.

你可以選啊

Actually no- oh... okay.

好，我要先拉

Okay.

好的

I think that should be alright.

等等！喔好啦

Let me check the keys.

韋伯的獵人合唱

G major.

好喔 [ 第一關 ]

Repeats, okay.

應該沒問題 [ 第一關 ]

Mm...

我看一下調號

Okay, cool!

Ｇ大調

Tempo, how fast are we doing?

反覆，好的

Nah, that's so fast!

嗯...

I'm so nervous.

好喔，棒棒！

Oh, I know this!

速度，要拉多快？

Well, that was alright.

不行，太快了！

Strauss.

我好緊張

I don't know what that is...

喔我聽過這首！

One shot!

還好

Oh okay, I got this.

史特勞斯

Alright, here we go.

俄羅斯進行曲

Watch out, watch out!

不知道是什麼東西...

It's a B flat.

衝一發！

Nah, I'm kidding. HaHAhAhaHa!

好喔，我行的

You're like "Oh no!"

好，開始吧

- Nah, this is easy. - This is level 1.

小心，小心！

- Bring on level 2. - Alright, level 2.

那是降Ｂ

Allegro vivace!

騙你的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！ [ 去死吧 ]

NO!

你好像在說：「不會吧！」

I lost concentration!

- 不行，這太簡單 - 才第一關

I was like...

- 第二關端上來 - 好，第二關

- There's a B- - Yeah, B flat!

舒伯特小提琴奏鳴曲小步舞曲...呃，第三樂章小步舞曲

Dude, I was so nervous. I saw this.

極快板！

I was like "Oh no oh no..."

不！

So what happened? I just lose?

我恍神了！

Yeah, next one. My turn.

我是這樣...

I'm so nervous.

- 有個Ｂ - 對呀，降Ｂ

Woah...

我看到這個的時候也超緊張

Bohm! Bohmy boi.

我就在想「完了完了」

I don't know, wait, how fast? 1, 2, 1, 2.

所以咧？挑戰失敗？

Oh no, but there's B flats and F sharps-

對，下一首，換我了

B natural, ooh!

我好緊張

AHHHHHH!!

- 卡爾貝姆十二曲集的斯拉夫舞曲 - 哇...

No no no, I gotta channel in my orchestral days experience.

貝姆！貝姆底迪

Yeah, it's been too long since we-

不知道，等一下，多快？1, 2, 1, 2...

Orchestra sight reading.

慘了，有降Ｂ和升Ｆ

Alright, you do the first one this time.

還原Ｂ，喔！

Ohhhhmh!

啊啊啊啊！！

This is level 3?

不行不行，我要調頻到我的樂團生涯時期

I'm so nervous!

對呀，我們離開樂團太久了--

We keep going?

交響樂團視奏

Let's keep going.

好，這次你先來

Oi!

葛利格第二號小提琴奏鳴曲 Op. 13 平靜且優雅的稍快板

B.

喔嗯！

That distracted me.

這是第三關？

Yep.

好緊張！

Alright, your turn.

[ 誰放屁這麼大聲？ ]

Bach...

[ 鄰居又來了 ]

Oh!

繼續嗎？

Oh man...

不要停

Dude, yours isn't even that hard.

喂！

I feel like you played it too slow.

Ｂ

Hahahaha!

那個讓我分心

Ohh!

對

- Noooo!! - Ahahahaha!!

好，換你

Give me another time- no, another chance!

巴哈...

Aha! No! Hahahaha!!

BWV 1020 甚快板

I think you went...

喔！

Nah, I played a few wrong notes.

死定了...

I just tried to pretend...

欸，你的還沒那麼難

- I was like "Wait a second, you played an A." - I was-

我覺得你拉太慢了

Dude, that's so hard!

哈哈哈哈！

Alright anyway, level 4.

喔！

- How many levels are there? - 5.

- 不！ - 啊哈哈哈！

Oh god...

再給我一次時間... 不對，再一次機會！

Andan- oh, at least it's Andante. It's slow.

啊哈，錯了哈哈哈！

I can sight read slow stuff.

我想你剛剛拉...

Oh!

沒啦，我有幾個音拉錯了

Hm?

我只是假裝...

G natural.

- 我就在想「等一下，你怎麼拉Ａ」 - 假裝沒拉錯...

I played G natural!

欸，爆難！

I thought it was G sharp.

好隨便啦，第四關

Nah nah nah nah nah.

- 一共有幾關啊？ - 五關

Nah...

天哪...

WHAT?

艾爾加小提琴奏鳴曲...

No no no, you turn the page.

行板... 喔，行板還可以，速度慢

Oh!

慢的我視奏還行

Okay, that's enough.

喔！

Wow!

嗯？

I think I faked a few notes.

還原Ｇ

This one, I think these ones here.

我是拉還原Ｇ啊！

Yeah, probably.

我以為你拉升Ｇ

It's alright!

才沒有才沒有才沒有

If you can't hear it, you can hear it.

才沒有...

I F Y O U C A N ' T H E A R I T ,

蝦密？！

Y O U C A N H E A R I T .

不行不行，你幫我翻頁

I'm just warming up.

喔

I haven't played today.

好，夠了

I mean I have.

哇！

Beriot.

我想我有些音亂拉

Dude...

這串，我想是這一堆

- Imagine I got this, and I'd be like "I'm sight reading this." - Dude...

對，應該是

Dude!

沒關係！

What is this?!

聽不到就是聽得到

Hey!

聽 不 到 就 是 聽 得 到

Nah, you've played this!

我在暖身

I haven't, I haven't!

我今天還沒拉琴

I know it though.

- 貝里奧第九號Ａ小調小提琴協奏曲

- Noo! F natural! - OH! OH!

貝里奧

Cuz I know it. I also know when you play a wrong note.

欸...

Dude, do the next bit.

- 我在想像我自己抽到這首，然後假裝視奏 - 欸欸！

Okay, I'll just keep going.

欸欸！

Oh, I'll try again.

這什麼鬼？

- Last one. I'll pick, I'll pick. - Not bad...

嘿！

Sorry for the neighbours' farting noises.

不對，你有拉過！

What is that?

沒有，沒有

I don't know. I just see Paganini and I'm freaking out.

我倒是聽過

- How do you even do the first line? - How do you do this thing?

- 不對！還原Ｆ！ - 喔！喔！

Alright, bring it on. It's a cadenza. Any tempo you want.

因為我會這首，你拉錯音我都知道

Oh, that's up an octave!

繼續拉後面那一段

Woah!

好，我繼續拉

Damn!

喔，我再試一次

What?!

[ 第五關 ]

I know what you want, Paganini.

- 最後一關，我來抽 - 不錯嘛

Oops.

不好意思鄰居放屁很大聲

Nah.

帕格尼尼的克萊斯勒女巫裝飾... 裝飾奏

I'm done.

那什麼鬼？

Nah, one life.

不知道，帕格尼尼四個字就足以讓我閃尿了

Nah nah nah nah

- 第一行是要怎麼拉啦？ - 這是怎樣？

Last one is...

好，豁出去，裝飾奏，就是速度隨意

Dude, you just...

喔，高八度吶！

It's funny though. Cuz if you're in an orchestra,

窩！

*tsk*

好猛！

it would look right.

什麼啦？

- Yeah! Yeah yeah. - No one can hear you anyway!

我知道你要的是什麼，帕格尼尼

OHHHH!!

啊

That's right, guys. Anyway...

錯了

Try sight read these yourself at your own time, guys.

受夠了

Once again,

不行，醜一

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不不不不

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And we'll sight read next time.

最後一首是...

Bye bye.

馬爾蒂努第二號小提琴協奏曲稍快板

Bye bye.

[ 衝一發！ ]