Name: 最差的金光黨｜安沃-吉巴維、邁克-泰森和魯迪-曼庫索。 (Worst Liar | Anwar Jibawi, Mike Tyson & Rudy Mancuso)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:36:09.000Z
Duration: 6 min 1 s

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, alright, a bunch of [BLEEP], let's get this [BLEEP] [BLEEP] over with. Cliff, why do you think you're right for this job?

好 好吧，一堆屁話，趕快把這結束吧

動名詞

>> CLIFFORD CISNEROS: At the age of 8, after donating the first billion that I made, I looked my mother in her eyes on the death bed that she laid in.

Cliff，你為什麼會想要應徵這份工作?

過去簡單式

And she said to me, "Cliff you make another billion, but not for yourself, but for this company."

在我8歲，我捐出我賺的十億美元後

我 和在病床上奄奄一息的媽媽 雙眼對視著

>> CLIFFORD CISNEROS: And I will make sure that promise comes through.

她對我說: “Cliff，你要再賺10億美金"

>> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm [BLEEP] speechless.  Welcome. You clearly got the job. You got the job my friend. I'm speechless. [BLEEP] great resume. Very impressive. What about you my friend?

"但不是為了你自己，而是為了...這家公司。”

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I just...I really need the job, you know, I gotta pay my bills and my wife's been on my  [BLEEP].

然後...我會確保...那承諾會實現。

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm a very honest person and that's what I will be for this company.

我他X無言了，歡迎。你得到了這份工作

>> RUDY MANCUSO: No, it's okay, don't lie buddy.

你被錄取了，我的朋友。我說不出話來了

非常偉大的自介，令人印象深刻。你呢?我的朋友?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: You can be honest and [BLEEP] lie.

我只是...真的需要一份工作，你知道...

>> CLIFFORD CISNEROS: I lied about everything.

我得還清債務，而我妻子已經在幫我的打工賺錢了

>> RUDY MANCUSO: I call it being a hire, it's an honest liar, a hire, speaking of hire, I'm gonna hire him.

我是個很誠實的人，所以才選擇來這家公司應徵

>> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm not gonna push it. No problem, no problem. If he doesn't want to lie, that's his right. Get the [BLEEP] out of my office.

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Hey honey! How did it go?

我把這叫 雇用，這是善意的謊言，僱用

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS:  [BLEEP]. You were being honest again.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm not gonna lie. I can't lie.

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Everybody lies Anwar. It's okay.

我不會強迫你的，沒問題 沒問題

如果他不想說謊，那是他的決定

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: No. You don't lie to me.

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: I lie to you all the time, constantly.

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Um...remember in college when I told you I was a waitress?

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Look, it doesn't [BLEEP] matter, okay? The boxing gym across the street is hiring and looking for trainers, you're gonna go over there right now.

每個人都會說謊 Anwar，這沒關係

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Boxing? I know nothing about boxing.

善意的謊言是可以的，我們都會說。

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Lie. Okay? You need this [BLEEP] job.

>> RYAN: Yeah, leave the package by the door. Thank you.

呃...還記得大學時 我告訴過你，我是女服務生嗎?

>> RYAN: You got a package for me? Is that what you came here for?

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm here for the trainers position. I wanna be a trainer.

>> RYAN: Okay, yeah listen, the janitor's spot is already filled up.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm not trying to be a janitor sir. I saw the sign outside it said trainers.

對面那條街的拳擊館，正在招聘培訓師

>> RYAN: What I'm telling you is that the janitors position is already filled up.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Yes, but that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying that I want to be a trainer and it says that you're hiring trainers.

Oh you...man why didn't you just tell me you want to train.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Yeah. >> RYAN: Man sit down, let's talk about it man.

你有包裹嗎? 這不是你來這裡的原因嗎?

我在這裡應徵培訓員，我想成為一名教練

我不是想當門衛，先生，我看到外面牌子上寫"培訓員"

[BLEEP] I have to lie. I don't want my wife to go back to stripping.

我已經告訴過你，門衛的位置 滿了

>> RYAN: I need nothing but the biggest baddest mother [BLEEP] around here!

我說我想成為教練，然後你們正在招聘教練

>> RYAN: Take your [BLEEP] shirt off man, let me see what you're working with!

哦 你... 你為什麼不告訴我你要訓練

是的。 -坐下來，讓我們來談談

And we gonna...we gonna work it out, we gonna work it out man.

Okay, alright, then just tell me then who you trained.

幹我必須說謊，我可不希望妻子得去跳鋼管

我什麼都不需要，只想找到一個最壞的傢伙!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm actually a 3 time world champion. I'm undefeated in 4 different weight classes.

把你他X的襯衫脫下來，讓我看看你訓練的成果!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Thank you. >> RYAN: I like your style man.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Thank you. >> RYAN: You know what?

>> RYAN: We're gonna start you off at 100 thousand, per year.

好 好吧，那...告訴我你訓練了脽

Uh...I've known Mike Tyson for 20 years now.

我在四種 不同的體重量級都不敗

那麼還有什麼...你還有什麼 老兄?

老兄...我甚至不知道該從哪說起

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: T-Y-S-M-I-K-E-T-Y-S-O-N. >> RYAN: S-O-N.

呃...我已經認識Mike Tyson(拳擊手) 20年了。

>> RYAN: Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy man. Let me see this.

>> RYAN: Mike! Mike what's going on baby?

>> MIKE TYSON: Hey Ryan, how you doing man?

>> MIKE TYSON: Man, the kids are wonderful. Yourself?

>> RYAN: Man, I'm good. Guess who I'm with? I'm with Anwar baby.

>> MIKE TYSON: What? Anwar? Who the [BLEEP] is Anwar?