Name: 【Ellen】政府應該發錢給人民？！聽聽台裔美國總統參選人 Andrew Yang 怎麼說！ (Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang Drops-In to Explain Himself to Ellen)
Uploaded: 2020-02-07T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 4 min 7 s

Alright, let's talk about what everybody wants to talk about—politics.

好，來講講大家都最喜歡的話題吧——政治。

Like you, many of you watching the Democratic debates, I noticed one of the candidates has been stealing my bits.

就像你們多數人都看了民主黨的辯論，我發現其中一個候選人偷走了我的專利。

Last spring I decided to give everyone in my audience free money.

去年春天我決定要送給我的每位觀眾獎金。

And then at the first debate, he announced he wants to give everybody free money.

結果在他的第一場辯論，他就宣布他要發錢給每個人。

Maybe you think that's just a coincidence.

But then a couple of weeks ago during a monologue, I filled Kristen Bell's mouth with whipped cream.

但在幾個禮拜前，在一場獨角戲中，我把鮮奶油塞進 Kristen Bell 的嘴巴裡。

Perfectly normal—I just decided to fill her mouth with whipped cream.

沒什麼奇怪的，我就是決定要把鮮奶油放進她嘴裡。

It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

我只是剛好覺得那個時機點很對。

He's filling a supporter's mouth with whipped cream.

他正在把鮮奶油放進他的支持者嘴裡。

So if you're watching this, I would like an explanation, because there is no way that anything that is happening is a coincidence right now.

所以如果你正在看這集，我需要一個解釋，因為現在沒有任何事能夠被說是巧合了。

I'm in town for the debates that are taking place here in Los Angeles on Thursday.

我來這裡參加洛杉磯禮拜四舉辦的辯論會。

All right, your fans are going to be very excited.

好吧，你的粉絲一定會非常興奮。

他們把自己命名為 Yang 幫 (Yang Gang)。

And they have been more aggressive than the Swifties people.

而且他們比泰勒絲的粉絲還瘋狂。

I mean, they've been blowing up my social media.

他們一直在攻擊我的社群網站。

I can put a video of me and Jennifer Aniston on and they're saying, have Andrew Yang on!

我放了一個我和 Jennifer Aniston 的影片，他們就會留言 ：「讓 Andrew Yang 上節目！」

他們又說：「讓 Andrew Yang 上節目！」

Well, I like both Jennifer Aniston and puppies.

Jennifer Aniston 和狗狗我都很喜歡。

First things first—all right, you want to give everybody in America $1000...

首先，你說你想給每個美國人一千美元？

所以你的這個點子是從哪來的？

The idea goes back further than either of us.

這個想法其實在我們出生前就有了。

Martin Luther King was fighting for this in the 1960s.

馬丁路德在 1960 年代就開始為此奮鬥。

But we have to make this happen for families around the country, particularly for moms and women who are doing the sort of work that my wife is doing at home with our two boys, one of whom is autistic.

但為了美國的家庭，我們必須實踐它，尤其是為了那些和我的老婆正在做一樣事情的父母們——她正在家裏照顧兩個兒子，而其中一個有自閉症。

All right, well you can learn more about it on the website yang2020.com.

好，想知道更多的話，你可以上 yang2020.com 的網站。

And I guess—I believe—but you know what?

It was a dark and stormy night in New Hampshire.

那是一個暴風雨的晚上，在新罕布什爾州。

And then a supporter said, Andrew, can I have some whipped cream?

而我的支持者說：「Andrew，我可以來一點鮮奶油嗎？」

And if a supporter asks you to do something and it seems harmless, I generally say yes.

如果我的支持者希望我做一件事，而那件事是無害的話，我通常都會答應。

Well, no matter whose idea it was, Ellen, I think we have a gift for everyone here, which is some whipped cream for you all to take home.

不管這是誰的點子，Ellen，我記得我們好像有給每個人準備禮物，就是大家都可以帶回家的鮮奶油。

I'm actually—this is perfect timing because this is like a day—we just finished 12 Days of Giveaways yesterday.

其實...這是個很好的時機點，因為今天...我們昨天剛結束十二天的抽獎活動。

So they missed—the whole audience missed it.

所以他們錯過了...這些觀眾都錯過了。

That's—and also, you're all coming back next year for one of my 12 Days of Giveaways.

那是...還有，你們明年都可以回來參與十二天中的其中一次抽獎活動。

♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year♪

♪ With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you♪  Andrew Yang!

小孩敲著鈴鐺作響，而每個人都在說—— Andrew Yang！

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