You're in your house, which you're still renting?

你在你租的房子裡？

Is that where you are?

你是在那裡嗎？

- Yes, we're renting a house. - Okay.

- 對，我們租的房子。 - 好。

So ... you're in your house.

所以你在你的房子裡。

And what time of day is this that this happens?

這是在一天的什麼時候發生的？

Oh this was crazy, it was like... 10 o'clock?

喔，這件事真的很瘋狂，那時候大概 10 點？

At night?

晚上嗎？

And the house was kind of quiet.

而且家裡蠻安靜的。

At night, the lights were all on in the house.

對，晚上，我們的燈是全開的。

And-

然後-

Then?

再來呢？

And we don't do this anymore because of this.

我們因為這件事而再也不這樣做了。

But I watched... I turned my head, I kind of just swiveled my head over this way.

但我看..我轉頭，我就是把頭轉向這一邊。

And through the glass door, I was on the porch.

從我家門廊那裡從玻璃門看出去。

And then through the glass door I just saw the dog food.

我看出去看到了狗食。

The dog bowl right here.

狗碗在那裡。

And the biggest, grossest, gnarliest rat I'd ever seen in my life eating the dog food.

然後一隻我人生中看過最大、最噁心、最獵奇的老鼠在吃狗食。

But it was funny because it was eating the dog food like ... like, so casually.

但很好笑，因為牠吃狗食吃得很愜意。

And there were so many lights on.

然後有很多燈是開的。

Rats don't usually just kick it and hang out and eat dog food.

老鼠通常不會隨意出來玩然後吃狗食。

And he saw me.

然後牠看到了我。

And he turned right to me.

然後牠轉向我。

And just like, it was so funny.

然後真的很好笑。

It was literally like something out of "Ratatouille."

看起來很像電影《料理鼠王》的情節。

Like out of a movie.

很像電影畫面。

He turned and he was just like... and like split.

牠轉身然後這樣...接下來就跑了。

And like booked down the hallway and like... like hit the side of our kitchen island and then ran and disappeared into the stove somewhere.

牠衝過走廊，然後撞到廚房的中島邊然後再跑到爐子的附近就消失了。

And it was gross.

牠好噁心。

His tail was like that fat.

牠的尾巴這麼胖。

Gnarly.

超獵奇。

As tall as I was.

跟我一樣高。

Now you're exaggerating.

你太誇張了。

No, taller.

不，牠更高。

You know, they're highly intelligent.

你知道嗎？牠們非常聰明。

They're very, very smart, those rats.

牠們是非常、非常聰明的老鼠。

But you weren't scared.

但你不怕。

I understand you're only scared of bees.

我知道你只會怕蜜蜂。

I'm scared of things that can fly and also hurt you.

我怕會飛又會傷害你的東西。

Like I feel like if something has to use the ground, and like if it's little and stuff, like that's gross.

我覺得如果有東西只會在地上爬，然後牠很小之類的，就會很噁心。

But like what are you going do about it?

但你又能怎麼辦呢？

Right.

對。

So I ran after this rat. Like ...

所以我就開始追那隻老鼠。

I don't know what I was going to do if I caught it.

我不知道我抓到牠的話要幹嘛。

But, you know.

但，妳知道的。

You stupid rat.

你這笨老鼠。

You're so brave.

你好勇敢。

Okay, that was a little scary.

好，那有一點可怕。

Come on.

拜託。

Whoo!

嗚！

You held it together.

你撐住了。

It didn't look like you were scared at all.

你看起來完全沒有嚇到。

It was delayed.

它延遲了。

It was delayed.

它延遲了。

You see I was not scared at all.

我原本完全不怕。

You weren't scared.

你完全不怕。

And I got scared like ... way after the fact.

過了很久之後我開始怕了。

I like it.

我喜歡。

- It's over now. - Alright.

- 現在結束了。 - 好的。

It's over.

結束了。

That's the kind of calm you need for someone who's going to perform at the Super Bowl.

要在超級盃美式足球賽表演的人就要需要懂得保持冷靜。

It's a calm that one would need "if" they were to be performing...

這是要有的冷靜，「如果」要表演的話...

"If" they were.

「如果」要表演的話。

Alright.

好的。

At the Super Bowl.

在超級盃美式足球賽表演。

We're going to go to break.

我們進廣告休息一下。

And as we go to break, we'll enjoy this together again.

在這之前，我們再來一起看一次。

Oh no, not in slo-mo.

喔不，不要慢動作。