Anwar : Those are clearly teaming up. Adam : This is boring. Can we play something else or...

Anwar ：他們明明在作弊。 Adam ：真無聊。我們能玩點別的什麼嗎......

Evelyn : I have a perfect game we can play

Evelyn ：喔 ! 我有一個很適合的遊戲

Evelyn : Okay, here it is the lie detector, couple edition

Evelyn ：找到了，【測謊儀--情侶版】

Evelyn : Couples share their most intimate romantic secrets.

Evelyn：能讓情侶分享他們最親密、最浪漫的秘密。

Anwar : Who wants to play another game? Ciesla : No this sounds like fun

Anwar ：誰想玩其它的？ Ciesla：不要啦，聽起來很棒欸

Anwar : I'll get another game.

Anwar ：我去拿別的遊戲。

Anwar : Just I'll just get another game

Anwar ：我.. 我去拿別的...

Evelyn : Okay, I go first.

Evelyn ：好的，那我先囉。

Evelyn : Ciesla. Has Anwar ever called you over the phone crying

Evelyn ：Ciesla。 Anwar有沒有在打電話給你的時候哭出來呢?

Ciesla : Not that I recall

Ciesla：我是不記得啦。

*Laughters*

*笑*

Ciesla : Okay, so there is this one time he's watching The Lion King and it was so cute

Ciesla：好啦，因為有一次是他在看獅子王的時候，他好可愛喔

Ciesla : He got so upset when the father die.

Ciesla：當獅子王他爸死的時候他很傷心呢。

Anwar : That never happened

Anwar ：並沒有，不要瞎掰好嗎

Anwar : Okay, next question Haley, do you and Daniel have fart battles?

Anwar ：好，下一個問題，Heley，你跟Daniel會互相放屁嗎？

Haley : Yes every morning

Haley ：每天早上都會

Haley : Actually wait wait

Haley ：喔等等...

Anwar : Well, what is she doing

Anwar ：呃，她在幹嘛

Haley : Damn it that was a silent one

Haley：可惡，是個悶屁

Daniel : That was disgusting, but I loved it so much the same time

Daniel ：喔有夠噁，但我又好喜歡喔

Daniel : My turn, Adam. Do you ever wear Evelyn's makeup?

Daniel ：輪到我了，Adam。 你有沒有用過Evelyn的化妝品？

Adam : Get out of here. Absolutely not

Adam ：才怪，絕對沒有

Adam : It was for a pimple.

Adam ：那次是因為我長痘痘。

Adam : It was her idea

Adam ：那次是她的主意

Evelyn : This card is to the boys.

Evelyn ：這張卡片的問題是要問男孩們的。

Evelyn : Have you guys ever gone on a road trip?

Evelyn ：你們有沒有過開車兜風來旅行？

Anwar:Yeah Adam:Yeah

Anwar：有阿 Adam：有

Daniel : Why wasn't i invited

Daniel ：為什麼不邀我

Anwar : Oh..., uh, well

Anwar ：哦......呃，其實是...

Anwar : The car was too packed.

Anwar ：車太擠了。

Adam : No, no, no, we didn't know you back then

Adam ：不-不-不，因為我們當時不認識你

Ciesla : Wait, didn't you meet Daniel like two months ago?

Ciesla：等等，你不是兩個月前認識Daniel的嗎？

Anwar : Daniel? Yeah, we met like about about two months ago. Yeah

Anwar ：Daniel？對阿，大約兩個月前我們第一次見了。對阿對阿

Ciesla: I thought you said your last road trip was over a year ago.

Ciesla：你上次不是說你上一次開車兜風是在一年多前。

Anwar : Uh...ow..., we..., no!

Anwar ：呃......嗚......，我們......不！

Anwar : There was one time we were in San Diego to that convention

Anwar ：那次是我們在聖地亞哥有個會議

Adam : Work convention

Adam ：工作會議

Anwar : It was work-related.

Anwar ：工作的事情拉。

Daniel : I would never lie to you.

Daniel ：我永遠也不會騙妳。

Evelyn : Who went on this "road trip"?

Evelyn ：那有誰跟你們一起“兜風”？

Anwar : It was me, Adam, Jeff and Carlos

Anwar ：有我，Adam，Jeff 和Carlos

Haley : Ciessy, is Anwar the masculine man of your dreams

Haley：Ciessy，Anwar是你理想的、有男子氣概的男人嗎

Ciesla : Yes.

Ciesla：是阿。

Anwar : You don't think I'm masculine up what is it, huh?

Anwar ：你不認為我有男子氣概，真的？

Ciesla : Don't change the subject

Ciesla：別想轉移話題

Anwar : What subject I don't know what you're talking about?

Anwar ：我不知道你在說些什麼

Daniel : No don't change the subject

Daniel：不，不要轉移話題

Who did you guys think of inviting before me?

你們兩個到底邀了誰？既然不邀我。

Adam : Look, we didn't go with anybody that....

Adam ：聽著，我們沒有跟任何......

...you wouldn't want us to go with

......你不希望我們帶去兜風的人在一起

Evelyn : Really? How about you say that one more time with this on your head?

Evelyn ：喔是嘛？那你要不要在帶著頭罩的情況下再說一次？

Adam : Okay, look, we didn't go with anybody that you wouldn't want us to go with

Adam ：OK，聽著，我們沒有和任何你不希望我們一起去的人一起去

Ciesla : Okay, so were there any...

Ciesla：喔好，那你們是不是......

Anwar : Ahhh!! Do you think Evelyn is annoying?

Anwar ：啊！你覺得Evelyn很煩嗎？

Ciesla : No, of course not I think she's awesome

Ciesla：不，當然不會，我覺得她人很好

Evelyn : So you think I'm annoying?

Evelyn ：所以你覺得我很煩人？

Ciesla : Well, okay, sometimes you just talk a little too much.

Ciesla：嗯，好吧，有時你真的有一點點多話。

Evelyn : I talk to much? Really? You call me like every other week

Evelyn ：我話多？你認真？ 你好像每隔一周就打給我一次

Haley : Hey, do you think I'm annoying?

Haley ：嘿，你們會覺得我很煩嗎？

Ciesla & Evelyn : Yes.

Ciesla＆Evelyn：會

Ciesla : Ok look, I just want to know, why you've been talking about me behind my back?

Ciesla：好，我只是想知道，為什麼你一直在我背後說我壞話？

Daniel : We're on that subject. All I want to know is who was in the car and why I wasn't invited?

丹尼爾：你們離題囉。 現在我想知道的是誰跟他們兩個去兜風， 跟為什麼我沒有被邀請？

Anwar : Why would you say that???

Anwar ：你幹嘛提醒她們？

Evelyn : I see what you guys are trying to do. He is right. Adam. Who did you and Anwar go on this road trip with huh?

Evelyn ：我知道你們想幹嘛了. 他說的對。Adam。是誰和Anwar一起去兜風的？

Evelyn : I need you to tell me the truth right now, and if you don't tell me the truth. When we get home...

Evelyn ：我需要你現在就跟我說真畫，如果你不告訴我... 我們回到家的時候...

Anwar : Just tell her the truth, Adam.

Anwar ：就跟她說真相吧，Adam。

Adam : Okay last year me and Anwar went on a road trip with two girls, Michelle and Nicole, I had Nicole and he had Michelle and she had red hair and I had blonde hair. And then we-we-we *sobs* we made sweet sweet love to both of them. *Inhales* And then we drove them to another country and we stopped talking.

Adam：好我說，去年我和Anwar和兩個女孩米歇爾和妮可一起去公路旅行，我跟妮可一起，他跟米歇爾，她有紅頭髮，我的妹有一頭金發。 然後我們 - 我們 - 我們*抽泣*我們對他們兩個都一起做了個甜蜜蜜的愛。 *吸氣*然後我們開車到另一個國家，我們就不聊了。

%#^%$^@$#^@#$^@$$ (I've try my best.)

％＃^％$ ^ @＃$ ^ @＃$ ^ @ $$ (譯:我已盡我所能....)

*Flashback*

*回憶*

Evelyn : Why would you lie about something like that?

Evelyn ：你為什麼要撒這樣子的謊？

To show... to show that-that we-we would never do anything like that

是為了表明......我們 - 我們永遠不會做那樣的事情

Anwar : We are the most faithful men.

Anwar ：我們是最老實的男友。

Adam : The most faithful in the world,.

Adam ：世界上最忠誠的男友。

Anwar : There's no one else I would ever be with.

Anwar ：我不會跟任何除了妳的女人在一起。

Adam : No one else I've ever been with.

Adam ：我從沒跟除了妳的女人一起過。

Anwar : Till the day I die.

Anwar ：就算我死了也一樣。

Adam : In another lifetime.

Adam：就算我投胎了也一樣。

Anwar : And the life after that.

Anwar ：投胎再投胎也是。

Anwar : Till the world ends.

Anwar ：直到世界末日。

Adam : Till there's nothing left.

Adam ：直到什麼也沒了。

Adam : We're organisms

Adam ：我們就像身體組織一樣

Adam : Its me and you.

Adam ：這就是我跟妳。

Anwar : I love you for what's on the inside and not the outside.

Anwar ：我喜歡妳的內在而不是妳的外貌。

Daniel : And I'm the most faithful man in the entire world.

Daniel ：我才是整個世界上最忠誠的男友。

There's like eight billion people it's gotta be two in front of us

呃畢竟地球有大概八十億個人嘛，但在這裡就只有我和妳最忠誠

Haley : Are you cheating on me?

Haley ：你是有偷吃嗎？

Daniel : Never!

Daniel ：從來沒有！

Haley : NO? you don't want this? You don't want all this. Are you fun?

Haley ：不?你不喜歡我這樣嗎？你不想要這一切是嘛?開心了嗎？

*Outro*

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