Name: 最Carry的好麻吉（Responsibilities of a Best Friend (ft. Reese Witherspoon)）
Uploaded: 2021-10-31T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 4 s

-這樣笑起來有點假，不要假笑。

like a, "Oh my God, I got caught up in the moment."

表現得像是：「我的天啊，我自然流露的表情被捕捉了下來。」

You are smart and you are successful, and he does not deserve you.

你很聰明又很成功，他根本不值得擁有你。

- Hmm, you look a little bit like a hallucination.

(whining) You know what he is? He's the cantaloupe in a salad.

（哀嚎）你知道他是什麼嗎？！他是沙拉里的哈密瓜。

（按下快門）-噢！這張拍得可真好！

- You know how everybody hates getting cantaloupe in their salad?

-你知道大家有多討厭沙拉裡出現哈密瓜嗎？

Are you doing a shift at the chocolate factory?

你是巧克力製作工廠的工人嗎？

Am I like the strawberry? Am I the strawberry not the cantaloupe?- Yes, you are the strawberry.

我是不是草莓？我是草莓，不是哈密瓜，對不對？ -沒錯，你就是草莓！

You are expensive, and you are a farmer's market berry.

你是耀眼的，你是來自農夫市集的珍貴莓果！

-這位陰間大法師，現在可不是萬聖節喔！

-我是珍貴的莓果！不要臉的傢伙！

- [Girl] Do you see that girl over there?

-（女聲）你看到那邊那個女生嗎？

-（女聲）天哪！一個就算了，還兩個一起來？

Look at me, I'm the perfect blend of chocolate and peanut butter.

看看我，我就像巧克力混合花生醬一樣完美。

I just have so much work to get done today.

- Can you proofread this text to Kevin for me?

-你可以幫我校對一下要傳給凱文的簡訊嗎？

嘿 Reese，你看得到我的內褲嗎？

- I mean, maybe like die isn't the best choice of words.

-我的意思是，用死這個字可能不太妥當。

-要。-死，再下一個句號這樣？

- It's more professional. - That sounds smarter.

-看起來專業點。-看起來整齊點。

- I told you to stop buying stuff off Instagram ads.

-我警告過你別買 IG 廣告上的東西了吧？

- [Man] Yeah, I like if you want I could show you my lightsaber collection, it's actually pretty impressive.

-（男聲）對啊，如果你感興趣，我可以帶你看看我收藏的光劍系列，你會發現其實還蠻厲害的。

I just can't let you touch any of them 'cause they're in mint condition, so.

不過你不能碰它們，因為它們就跟新的一樣，所以。

- Oh my God, I'm so sorry to interrupt but can you help me for a second?

-天哪！很抱歉打斷你們，但你可以幫我一個忙嗎？

Yeah, I have explosive diarrhea, I need your help.

我的肚子超痛，我需要你的幫忙。

- Oh my God, it's going so good. He is so hot.

-天哪！一切都很順利！他有夠帥的！

Honestly I might spend the night with him tonight.

老實說，我今晚可能會跟他過夜。

- You know what, she is in the washroom and she might have to stay over tonight,

-她在廁所。然後，她今晚可能會在我這裡過夜。

because we are studying...our lines, for the show.

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最Carry的好麻吉（Responsibilities of a Best Friend (ft. Reese Witherspoon)）

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