Good morning gamers. Welcome back to Minecraft, today is a very sad day.

早安，玩家們。歡迎回到麥塊

Joergen is no more. We only have peepee poo-poo. HEY peepee poo-poo

今天是個難過的日子

Literally no one cares peepee poo-poo

Jorgen已經不在了(QQ)

Today is the day where we bring our boys back, okay?

我們只剩下Pee Pee Poo-poo

Sven is stuck in this portal and I don't-

嗨Pee Pee Poo-poo

I don't- What the frick? Oh my gosh.

說真的沒人在乎Pee Pee Poo-poo

I don't have arrows

今天，是我們要找回我們的兄弟

This is bad

好嗎

Sven, can you move please?

Sven卡在傳送門裡面了

Sven I cannot stand losing another pet, please

而我....我...

GO IN THE PORTAL!!

這三小

Come follow me Sven!

喔天啊

Oh my gosh

我沒有箭矢

How do I make him go through?

這很糟糕

Stop sitting

Sven你可以移動嗎 拜託

How did you- how did you even get here?!

Sven我不能再失去任何一個寵物了 拜託

Okay, my dog is stuck

進去傳送門啦

Okay, apparently mine carts work

跟著我啊Sven

I'm coming IKEA bird! We have to get him back!

喔天啊

A very important day.

我要怎麼讓他過來

Don't worry Sven

別坐著了

We're gonna get you out of-

你到底怎麼來的啊

Why can't I place the minecart? Do I need to actually place it on-

好吧，我的狗勾卡住了

Ugghhhh, Sven!

看來可以用礦車

What about a boat?

我來了IKEA鳥

Okay, Sven here we go. Don't be scared.

我們要快點把他帶回來 這是非常重要的事

I don't think it's working.

別擔心Sven

Yes! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

我們會把你回去...

Come here. You shmiley- smiley pie lee. Come on

為什麼我不能放礦車

Jeebaleeba. Listen, we've been looking for a DJ a long time

我真的要把它放在..?

Sven, you're the new DJ.

呃啊啊啊啊

Now stay there.

Sven!

I have to go find- We have to go find Dinnerbone

那換個船呢

ASAP

好的，Sven該走了

Ride like the wind peepee poo-poo

別怕

Ride like the wind

我不覺得這有用

Okay, maybe not.

讚啦!!

Look who became fast all the sudden, isn't that right peepee poo-poo?

走走走

Whoa

過來啊你這個小王八蛋

I never seen a...

喔 天啊

Just randomly. That's so weird. What are you selling?

聽著，我們找個DJ很久了

blu- bubble coral!!!

Sven你是新的DJ

Nautilus sell?! That's perfect!!

好現在，待著

I just need that. Okay, you- you don't go ding-dong sming-mong

我要去找

Go down. go down- you're in the hole. Stay with peepee poo-poo.

我們要去找Dinnerbone

I need that super bad.

越快越好

How do I do this? Okay peepee poo-poo you stay there.

快得像風一樣Pee Pee Poo Poo

(HUUUHHHH) Oh my gosh, how do I do this?

快的跟風一樣

*Minecraft Llama Noise*

好吧 還是不要好了

Nope

但一樣可以很快吧 Pee Pee Poo Poo

*Villager "HURHE" noise*

哇嗚

I've been waiting for a "nau-tic-u-las sell". There we go. Stay there and pee-pee poo-poo

我從來沒看過

you stay as well

隨機出現的

I know IKEA bird

這好詭異

I don't like doing this but I need- I need the cash.

你有賣什麼

Daddy's short on cash.

管珊瑚方塊!

Don't ask questions.

鸚鵡螺殼!!

Gosh, please don't despawn. Please don't despaaaawwn

太棒了

They better still be here.

我就只需要那個

Yes, yees!!

你..呃你叮咚

What are you doing with your llama, dude?

下去

s i c k

就下去洞裡跟Pee Pee Poo Poo待在一起

*Felix mocks villager "hEURRR"*

我超級需要他的，該怎麼做?

Okay... Epic.

好PeePee PooPoo你就待在這，可以嗎

I won't say anything about you and the llama doing the- chiki chiki bang bang

喔天啊，我要怎麼做

Sh- Are you scared?

不

You want me to---

我已經想要有個助手很久了

FRICK I forgot the shells. I gotta run back

終於阿

*Laughs*

待在那 Pee Pee Poo Poo你也一樣

If only I had a horse or something!!

我知道IKEA鳥

If only there was a horse just like Joergen!!

我也不喜歡做這種事，但我需要錢

Do you know how long I wanted to make this?! Ever since I saw that you can make it.

爸爸急需要錢，不要問太多

I want to make it. Okay?

喔天不要突然消失，不要突然消失

Do you know h- haha..

他們最好還在這裡

I want to make it for a very long time

耶!!讚啦!!!

Okay, so now we can finally make, FINALLY.

你對你的羊駝做了什麼啊老兄

I should have a couple.. bing bang bong bong

噁心

Uhh, a conduit

(學商人叫)

Am I right or am I right?

OK，太棒了

whoa, whoa whoa whoa

我不會說你對羊駝做的那些%%%

I don't- I think this makes it?

我應該...

So that we can breathe underwater.

你害怕了嗎? 你要我...

Damn. That was expensive dude.

靠北我忘記帶殼了，又要跑回去了

I don't want to die with this on me.

哈哈哈

AHH!

如果我有馬或其他的工具

Gosh I miss Joergen.

如果我有其他像是Joergen的馬

There will never be another Joergen.

你知道自從我看你們做那些之後 我有多想做嗎？

Okay pee-pee let's go

我超想做 你懂我這長久以來想做的感受嗎？

How does conduits work?

好的 現在我們終於製作了 終於啊~

I have no idea.

我應該還有一些...

"Oink"

一個海靈核心

Oh like, you know how to make a conduit pee-pee poo-poo?!

我對吧!還是我真的對了

You didn't even know how to wipe your own butt, okay?!

哇 哇 哇 哇

"Oink"

我不...我想應該是這樣做

Can you shut your pee-pee?!

所以這樣我們就可以在水裡呼吸 這也太貴了吧 兄弟

I'm trying to get there!

我不想就這樣死掉啊

"Oink"

天啊~我好想念Jörgen 沒有任何一隻馬可以取代牠的位子

Oh, you think there's a more efficient way to go?

好的 pee pee 走吧!

By all means pee-pee poo-poo, by all means!

海靈核心是要幹嘛的啊? 我沒有任何想法

Look here's water

說得好像知道怎麼使用海靈核心哦 pee pee poo poo

*Oink*

你甚至都不知道 要怎麼擦拭自己的屁股

SHUT. UP.

好嗎

I'm sick of your attitude, peepee poo-poo!

你可以閉上你的pee pee嗎

"Oink"

我試著到達那裡

Yeah, that's right.

噢 你認為有更有效率的方法到達那裡嗎

This better- ahh it doesn't connect... okay, uhhh

用各種方法 pee pee poo poo 用各種方法啊

Ah frick.. Alright. Would you- Get out.

看 那裡有水

Just get out.

閉嘴!!!!

We're gonna freakin' find him, douche.

我受夠了你的態度 peepeepoopoo

What happened to this minecraft series, pee-pee poo-poo?

對 就是這樣

*Oink*

這最好...啊...這沒有接通到

*Laughs*

哦幹

It used to be so simple.

好 你可以...起來 起來就對了

Now it's just you and me left- and no one

我們絕對要找到牠啊

*laughing*

說真的這麥塊系列到底怎麼了 pee pee poo poo

"Oink"

它曾經是如此的簡單(笑)

As in you're the only dispensable character that I dare to bring with me at this point

現在只剩下你和我了

Wha- you really wanted me to say it out loud, didn't you?!

沒有任何人(笑)

*Oink"*

你做為一個可有可無的角色 我都在這時候帶上你了

Don't- Stop crying pee-pee poo-poo.

你真的想要我這麼說嗎

My god

不要停止哭泣 pee pee poo poo

Whoa, that was awesome

我的天啊

*Oink*

哇 也太棒了吧

Yeah, you can't do that even if you've lost all your weight, pee pee poo poo.

即使你減肥了 你也做不到 pee pee poo poo

Don't even pretend like you're someone that you're not

不要假裝你永遠不可能成為的人

Whoa! That was awesome.

哇!那也太屌了吧

Okay, so now we're gonna use the conduit

好的 所以我們現在要使用海靈核心

I don't want to waste it.

我不想浪費它

So I might do a little google-snoogle just to make sure I know what I'm doing.

所以我可能會依靠google 只是為了確保我知道自己在做什麼

Frick, if it wasn't for all this...

靠 要不是因為這些...

Sea stuff...

海裡的東東

It wouldn't even be a problem.

這甚至也不是一個問題 好的...

All right

痾 海...

Eh- Con...

pee pee poo poo 你待在船上 我要你控制住船

Pee-pee poo-poo, you stay in the boat. I need you to hold down the boat

喝喝喝喝

slurp, slurp, slurp.

好的 我們來尋找那位兄弟吧

Alright, let's find this dude

海靈核心

Conduit...

哇!海豚在鞤助我耶 謝啦海豚

Whoa! A.. dolphin helping me. Thanks dolphin.

好我們現在有人帶路 看她會怎麼引導

Alrght. We gotta look as well. That's the issue.

擺脫這些海裡的東西

Get rid of all this sea stuff!! Gosh damn, I'm fast

天啊靠 我也太快了吧

And I'm slow.

好像也沒多快

Alright, let's try and place the conduit.

好的 我們試著放置海靈核心

Wow, that is sooo cool

wow 這也太酷了吧

Wow guys I'm soo glad I did this.

哇 各位 我很開心我做到了

I'm so...

我真的很開心

Glad I spent all my-

我花了我所有...這什麼啊?!

what is-

我的天 這不能拿起來嗎

Oh my god, does it not go away?

不

No

實質性的物品一點都不重要 我需要pee pee poo poo

Material objects don't matter.

我的天啊 你在跟我開玩... 你不是認真的吧

I need Pee-pee Poo-poo.

還是只是因為在水裡的關係 是嗎

Oh my god. Are you kidding me-- You cannot be serious

對 是因為在水裡的關係

It might be just 'cause it's water, right?

有了 酷

Yes, it's because it's water-

我到底在哪啊

It's coming up.. Cool.

好的

Where the frick am I?

你們在Subreddit上告訴我方位X:-275

Okay

什麼?!

You guys on the subreddit told me X minus 275- what

這不合理啊

That makes no sense

方位Y:-599

Y minus 599

你們..你在逃走甚麼意思

You guys... what are you slurping?

也太遙遠吧

That's so far away.

他有釣魚竿 殺了他

It's got a fishing rod!!

嘿 你能幫我忙嗎 我在尋找我的朋友 兄弟

Shoot him!!

OK 方位599

Hey, can you help me?

然後...

I'm trying to find my friend, dude

這下面是什麼啊 兄弟

Okay, 599

哇哇哇哇

And then...

這也太酷了吧!

What is down here, dude?

現在沒時間去看看

Whoa! whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa that is so cool-

好的 方位599 我得停在這塊地