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  • GoOoOoOOOOood morning gamers

    早早早早安!! 玩家們

  • it's another beautiful day in minecraft

    又來到我的世界裡美好的一天

  • and today we have a lot of lot of epic stuff to do

    我們今天要做很多有趣的事

  • im actually recording this intro after the video

    事實上這片頭是後製的

  • because i forgot to make one (giggles)

    因為我之前忘記了(笑)

  • so first off, i've been cheating on you guys

    所以首先,我之前一直瞞著你們

  • i live streamed yesterday because i need wither skulls

    我昨天直播了,因為我需要凋零

  • our goal in this series right now, our number one priority

    我們現在的目標,我們的首要任務是

  • is to breed our pig army >:)

    繁殖我們的小豬軍隊

  • and to make it as strong as possible

    讓他強盛起來

  • then what we're going to do is

    接下來我們要

  • we're gonna make our pigs fight one of the bosses of minecraft, the wither

    讓我們的豬豬們去攻打我的世界中的一個BOSS

  • now to kill (*make) the wither, you need three

    "凋零"

  • (big brain) uh skull thingies

    去打凋零,需要三個

  • which drops in the nether

    ..凋零骷髏頭

  • i played yesterday on the live stream

    他們會在下界掉落

  • and let's just cut to that footage

    這就是我昨天直播的內容

  • PAUSE

    我們把畫面轉到直播紀錄

  • just to give you guys a summary of what happened

    暫停

  • i enchanted my axe and was crazy lucky and got a great enchantment

    先給你們簡要一下發生了甚麼

  • woah :o

    我把我的斧頭附了魔 得到了絕佳的附魔效果

  • damn (bad word smh) sksksk

    00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,800

  • then i enchanted my sword and was even more lucky

    00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,800 接著我附魔了我的劍 而發生了更幸運的事

  • sharpness 3, sweeping edge 3, fire aspect 2

    鋒利 +3,橫掃傷害 +3,火屬性+2

  • i think that's pretty good

    我覺得很棒

  • that's already so GOOD

    太讚了

  • (laughs in minecraft) alright

    00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,200 接下來 凋零骷髏只有5.5%的掉落率

  • then there wither skull which has a 5.5 percent chance of dropping

    卻在第一只就掉落了物品

  • drops on the first spawns

    他們將它設置在走廊很機智

  • thats pretty smart to put it in a hallway

    (抽氣)

  • (GASP) :O

    哇哇 我太幸運了吧

  • woah, woah, im so lucky dude

    誇張

  • already

    這還不夠

  • and if that wasn't enough

    第二只又掉落物品了

  • it dropped another one right after

    我。的。老。天。鵝

  • oh my gawd

    老兄

  • dude

    掉落率3

  • looting three baby

    我真是個幸運兒 這直播也是

  • im a lucky boy, this live stream was lucky boy

    然後豬豬爆炸了

  • then pig explosion thing happened

    滾開! 豬人!

  • pigman get out of the way

    哦! 豬人!!!! =(

  • OH PIGMAN, PIIIGMAN :((

    豬人!! =(((

  • then I got a third one

    然後我打到第三個骷髏頭

  • Come on, Bring it

    來吧

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    上吧!

  • YEAAAAAAH!

    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

  • then i got a fourth one!

    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

  • Oh my god

    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

  • Then I built this ugly spawner

    啊啊

  • This spawner is gonna work so good

    呀呀呀呀呀!

  • When I wake up tomorrow

    我還拿到了第四個

  • Daaamn

    我。的。老天鵝

  • Dude I'm gonna get so much items

    接著我蓋了個醜醜的刷怪樓

  • Daamn

    刷怪樓會很讚

  • Just wait until tomorrow, you guys criticized my spawner

    等我明天起床

  • Just wait until tomorrow,

    Daaaaaaaamn

  • like, you're gonna feel awful

    不騙你 我會拿到很多物品

  • This is gonna work? Yea, this is gonna work.

    Daaaamn

  • * MEME REVIEW *

    只要等一個晚上

  • Tomorrow when I wake up

    你們一直批評我的刷怪箱

  • I'm gonna have so much stuff dude

    只要一個晚上

  • And that's where the livestream ended

    事實就會打臉你們

  • Ooh, you hear that?

    這會有用嗎?會有用的

  • Time to check the che-

    *拍**拍*

  • Wow! I got the scaffold...

    *拍*

  • How could this possibly have failed?

    *拍**拍**拍*

  • Hi guys, I guess you di-

    明天一起床

  • AH NO

    我就會得到超多東西的!

  • Okay, alright

    然後直播就結束了

  • Alright, alright

    *12小時過後*

  • I guess they didn't die?

    喔~~你聽到了嗎

  • * INHALES HEAVILY *

    是時候檢查箱子..了.....

  • Wow, look at that, yea

    哇(虛)..我得到個手腳架(無力)

  • Oh look, I have new friends in boat

    為什麼失敗了

  • Hello new friends in boat

    嗨大夥 我猜你們不曾

  • AH, how does that make any sense?

    喔 不

  • Stop friends in-

    好 沒事 拍拍

  • Stop friends in boat

    也行 沒事

  • Oh he's shooting his friend in his friend boat

    我猜他們沒死?

  • Oh no you're on fire now

    00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,500 天 快看....(瞠目結舌)

  • Alright we're going together now

    哦看! 我們的小船載了新朋友

  • I don't care what you think about me, we're gonna be friends

    嗨 船裡的新朋友

  • Just go in there

    這不合理啊啊啊

  • * IKEA BIRD :( *

    住手朋友

  • HE KILLED IKEA BIRD!

    快住手 船裡的這位同志

  • YOU!

    喔 他在在射船裡的另一個朋友

  • COME BACK HERE!

    哦不 你著火了

  • HE KILLED IKEA BIRD >:(

    好吧 我們一起走

  • Once I'm through with you, you're gonna feel the pleasure-

    我不在乎你們怎麼想 我跟它會成為朋友

  • the pain- the pleasure of pain

    待在那

  • Oh my god, stop

    他殺了 小IKEA鳥!!

  • I hate you!

    你!

  • Say your last sorry

    給我回來!

  • Ikea bird...

    他殺了小IKEA鳥!

  • (Ikea bird memories)

    一旦我逮到你 你就死

  • The parrot!

    你就會感受到疼痛 疼痛之樂

  • Oh my god it's so cute

    我的天呀 快住手

  • Here I'll give you my seed

    我討厭你

  • Oh, you like that?

    留下你的遺言

  • Or that you dislike it

    小IKEA鳥

  • HE'S SITTING

    鸚鵡!

  • Is he sitting?

    我的馬呀 太可愛了吧

  • He's blue too

    *悲樂*

  • Yes, YES, Y E S

    來 給你吃種子

  • That's so awesome!

    哦 你喜歡嗎

  • ...Was like father to me...

    還是不喜歡啊

  • How could this happen?

    它坐下了!

  • It hurts

    它被馴服了嗎?

  • It really does

    *樂*

  • AHH

    它是藍的

  • Water sheep

    太。棒。了

  • Oh gracious water sheep, why does everyone I love die?

    這太酷了!

  • Oh my gosh

    像我的爸爸

  • NO, not-

    這怎麼會發生

  • NOO

    傷心

  • Oh okay he's fine, he's fine

    太傷我的心了

  • How do you make pants in minecraft?

    啊啊啊!

  • Oh man it's so expensive

    水羊

  • UGH

    喔 慈藹的水羊

  • So as you can tell, it's getting very expensive to keep up this beautiful diamond armor,

    為什麼所有我愛的人都死了

  • so what you can do in minecraft,

    我的天!

  • is that you can make a villager into a librarian

    哦不

  • But what's even better, is if you cure a villager, and if you remember, if you watch series epicly,

    不!!

  • which of course you have

    虛驚一場 他沒事 沒事

  • This is intense

    MC裡怎麼做褲子?

  • Yo they got villagers

    太貴了

  • Apparently you can cure them

  • We have one of those

    可以很清楚的知道 要做出一套鑽石裝甲非常昂貴

  • We need to prepare for the wither as best as we can

    所以在MC你可以

  • Okay, so to cure a villager we need one golden apple,

    讓你個村民成為圖書館管理員

  • my gosh, expensive

    你更可以

  • And a potion of weakness

    如果你治療村民

  • For that we need a fermented

    你記得的話,如果你認真觀看的話

  • EW

    你當然有

  • Fermented spider eye

    緊張又刺激的時刻到了

  • Brown mushroom and sugar

    他們囚禁的村民

  • How do we make sugar-

    很明顯可以治療他們

  • YOU CAN MAKE SUGAR IN MINECR-

    我們有一個治療藥

  • From sugar canes, okay

    我們得為攻打凋零做好準備

  • Alright, that makes sense

    好, 為了治療村民需要一顆金蘋果

  • Hey, remember when I had a sugar cane farm and then I said I don't need that anymore

    天哪 真貴

  • Oh okay thank god I saved some

    和一瓶虛弱藥水

  • Is my spawner working?

    為此我們需要一只發酵...

  • Oh my gosh there's so many of them there that's awesome

    噁....

  • I feel like there has to be

    發酵蛛眼

  • There has to be mushrooms in the mines somewhere

    蘑菇和糖

  • Oh my gosh there is diamond here?

    要怎麼組糖...?

  • Hahaha! What? (you never played-)

    在MC你可以製糖!

  • How did i not see this?

    從甘蔗製.. OK

  • Oh!

    很合理

  • OH!

    還記得我曾有座甘蔗田而我說不再需要嗎

  • I guess i haven't really showed, like, my mining area

    乾恩上蒼 我存了些備用

  • It's not that interesting, that's why

    我的刷怪箱起作用嗎?

  • I tried to make a spawner here...

    老天爺 那裡有好多怪 太棒了

  • But they are poison spiders, which is just obnoxious to even try and do anything with

    我感覺礦坑裡應該會

  • Come on mushrooms, there has to be, there has to be...

    應該會有一些蘑菇吧

  • Where is the mushroom?

    天啊 這裡有鑽石

  • Hello, have you seen mushroom?

    哇哈哈

  • OOOH, kill before....Explosion!

    Whaaaat?

  • Pro minecrafter, gamer, yeah...

    為什麼我沒發現?

  • * in gothenburg * damn it Roffan, hurry your ass

    喔! 喔!

  • hey Roff-man

    我想我沒給你們看過我的礦坑

  • come on then

    因為不怎麼有趣所以才沒給你們看

  • come on- there we have it

    我試圖在這裡做一個刷怪區

  • * Cute japonese noises *

    但這裡有蜘蛛

  • ROFFE!

    所以在這裡建造時 太厭煩(obnoxious)了

  • COME ON THEN ROFFE!

    拜託 這裡必須有蘑菇的

  • here we go

    必須有的

  • Can I put a leash on him?

    菇菇在哪!

  • Or maybe?... Golden apple

    哈囉! 你有看見蘑..

  • I need that.

    o~

  • Maybe a fishing rod.

    在他爆炸前擊殺!

  • Alright, your're coming with me Rolf.

    專業minecraft-er

  • Look he is wearing a little hat.

    玩家