it's another beautiful day in minecraft

又來到我的世界裡美好的一天

and today we have a lot of lot of epic stuff to do

我們今天要做很多有趣的事

im actually recording this intro after the video

事實上這片頭是後製的

because i forgot to make one (giggles)

因為我之前忘記了(笑)

so first off, i've been cheating on you guys

所以首先，我之前一直瞞著你們

i live streamed yesterday because i need wither skulls

我昨天直播了，因為我需要凋零

our goal in this series right now, our number one priority

我們現在的目標，我們的首要任務是

is to breed our pig army >:)

繁殖我們的小豬軍隊

and to make it as strong as possible

讓他強盛起來

then what we're going to do is

接下來我們要

we're gonna make our pigs fight one of the bosses of minecraft, the wither

讓我們的豬豬們去攻打我的世界中的一個BOSS

now to kill (*make) the wither, you need three

"凋零"

(big brain) uh skull thingies

去打凋零，需要三個

which drops in the nether

..凋零骷髏頭

i played yesterday on the live stream

他們會在下界掉落

and let's just cut to that footage

這就是我昨天直播的內容

PAUSE

我們把畫面轉到直播紀錄

just to give you guys a summary of what happened

暫停

i enchanted my axe and was crazy lucky and got a great enchantment

先給你們簡要一下發生了甚麼

woah :o

我把我的斧頭附了魔 得到了絕佳的附魔效果

damn (bad word smh) sksksk

00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,800

then i enchanted my sword and was even more lucky

00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,800 接著我附魔了我的劍 而發生了更幸運的事

sharpness 3, sweeping edge 3, fire aspect 2

鋒利 +3，橫掃傷害 +3，火屬性+2

i think that's pretty good

我覺得很棒

that's already so GOOD

太讚了

(laughs in minecraft) alright

00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,200 接下來 凋零骷髏只有5.5%的掉落率

then there wither skull which has a 5.5 percent chance of dropping

卻在第一只就掉落了物品

drops on the first spawns

他們將它設置在走廊很機智

thats pretty smart to put it in a hallway

(抽氣)

(GASP) :O

哇哇 我太幸運了吧

woah, woah, im so lucky dude

誇張

already

這還不夠

and if that wasn't enough

第二只又掉落物品了

it dropped another one right after

我。的。老。天。鵝

oh my gawd

老兄

dude

掉落率3

looting three baby

我真是個幸運兒 這直播也是

im a lucky boy, this live stream was lucky boy

然後豬豬爆炸了

then pig explosion thing happened

滾開! 豬人!

pigman get out of the way

哦! 豬人!!!! =(

OH PIGMAN, PIIIGMAN :((

豬人!! =(((

then I got a third one

然後我打到第三個骷髏頭

Come on, Bring it

來吧

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

上吧!

YEAAAAAAH!

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

then i got a fourth one!

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

Oh my god

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

Then I built this ugly spawner

啊啊

This spawner is gonna work so good

呀呀呀呀呀!

When I wake up tomorrow

我還拿到了第四個

Daaamn

我。的。老天鵝

Dude I'm gonna get so much items

接著我蓋了個醜醜的刷怪樓

Daamn

刷怪樓會很讚

Just wait until tomorrow, you guys criticized my spawner

等我明天起床

Just wait until tomorrow,

Daaaaaaaamn

like, you're gonna feel awful

不騙你 我會拿到很多物品

This is gonna work? Yea, this is gonna work.

Daaaamn

* MEME REVIEW *

只要等一個晚上

Tomorrow when I wake up

你們一直批評我的刷怪箱

I'm gonna have so much stuff dude

只要一個晚上

And that's where the livestream ended

事實就會打臉你們

Ooh, you hear that?

這會有用嗎？會有用的

Time to check the che-

*拍**拍*

Wow! I got the scaffold...

*拍*

How could this possibly have failed?

*拍**拍**拍*

Hi guys, I guess you di-

明天一起床

AH NO

我就會得到超多東西的!

Okay, alright

然後直播就結束了

Alright, alright

*12小時過後*

I guess they didn't die?

喔~~你聽到了嗎

* INHALES HEAVILY *

是時候檢查箱子..了.....

Wow, look at that, yea

哇(虛)..我得到個手腳架(無力)

Oh look, I have new friends in boat

為什麼失敗了

Hello new friends in boat

嗨大夥 我猜你們不曾

AH, how does that make any sense?

喔 不

Stop friends in-

好 沒事 拍拍

Stop friends in boat

也行 沒事

Oh he's shooting his friend in his friend boat

我猜他們沒死?

Oh no you're on fire now

00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,500 天 快看....(瞠目結舌)

Alright we're going together now

哦看! 我們的小船載了新朋友

I don't care what you think about me, we're gonna be friends

嗨 船裡的新朋友

Just go in there

這不合理啊啊啊

* IKEA BIRD :( *

住手朋友

HE KILLED IKEA BIRD!

快住手 船裡的這位同志

YOU!

喔 他在在射船裡的另一個朋友

COME BACK HERE!

哦不 你著火了

HE KILLED IKEA BIRD >:(

好吧 我們一起走

Once I'm through with you, you're gonna feel the pleasure-

我不在乎你們怎麼想 我跟它會成為朋友

the pain- the pleasure of pain

待在那

Oh my god, stop

他殺了 小IKEA鳥!!

I hate you!

你！

Say your last sorry

給我回來！

Ikea bird...

他殺了小IKEA鳥！

(Ikea bird memories)

一旦我逮到你 你就死

The parrot!

你就會感受到疼痛 疼痛之樂

Oh my god it's so cute

我的天呀 快住手

Here I'll give you my seed

我討厭你

Oh, you like that?

留下你的遺言

Or that you dislike it

小IKEA鳥

HE'S SITTING

鸚鵡！

Is he sitting?

我的馬呀 太可愛了吧

He's blue too

*悲樂*

Yes, YES, Y E S

來 給你吃種子

That's so awesome!

哦 你喜歡嗎

...Was like father to me...

還是不喜歡啊

How could this happen?

它坐下了！

It hurts

它被馴服了嗎？

It really does

*樂*

AHH

它是藍的

Water sheep

太。棒。了

Oh gracious water sheep, why does everyone I love die?

這太酷了！

Oh my gosh

像我的爸爸

NO, not-

這怎麼會發生

NOO

傷心

Oh okay he's fine, he's fine

太傷我的心了

How do you make pants in minecraft?

啊啊啊！

Oh man it's so expensive

水羊

UGH

喔 慈藹的水羊

So as you can tell, it's getting very expensive to keep up this beautiful diamond armor,

為什麼所有我愛的人都死了

so what you can do in minecraft,

我的天!

is that you can make a villager into a librarian

哦不

But what's even better, is if you cure a villager, and if you remember, if you watch series epicly,

不!!

which of course you have

虛驚一場 他沒事 沒事

This is intense

MC裡怎麼做褲子？

Yo they got villagers

太貴了

Apparently you can cure them

哀

We have one of those

可以很清楚的知道 要做出一套鑽石裝甲非常昂貴

We need to prepare for the wither as best as we can

所以在MC你可以

Okay, so to cure a villager we need one golden apple,

讓你個村民成為圖書館管理員

my gosh, expensive

你更可以

And a potion of weakness

如果你治療村民

For that we need a fermented

你記得的話，如果你認真觀看的話

EW

你當然有

Fermented spider eye

緊張又刺激的時刻到了

Brown mushroom and sugar

他們囚禁的村民

How do we make sugar-

很明顯可以治療他們

YOU CAN MAKE SUGAR IN MINECR-

我們有一個治療藥

From sugar canes, okay

我們得為攻打凋零做好準備

Alright, that makes sense

好, 為了治療村民需要一顆金蘋果

Hey, remember when I had a sugar cane farm and then I said I don't need that anymore

天哪 真貴

Oh okay thank god I saved some

和一瓶虛弱藥水

Is my spawner working?

為此我們需要一只發酵...

Oh my gosh there's so many of them there that's awesome

噁....

I feel like there has to be

發酵蛛眼

There has to be mushrooms in the mines somewhere

蘑菇和糖

Oh my gosh there is diamond here?

要怎麼組糖...?

Hahaha! What? (you never played-)

在MC你可以製糖!

How did i not see this?

從甘蔗製.. OK

Oh!

很合理

OH!

還記得我曾有座甘蔗田而我說不再需要嗎

I guess i haven't really showed, like, my mining area

乾恩上蒼 我存了些備用

It's not that interesting, that's why

我的刷怪箱起作用嗎?

I tried to make a spawner here...

老天爺 那裡有好多怪 太棒了

But they are poison spiders, which is just obnoxious to even try and do anything with

我感覺礦坑裡應該會

Come on mushrooms, there has to be, there has to be...

應該會有一些蘑菇吧

Where is the mushroom?

天啊 這裡有鑽石

Hello, have you seen mushroom?

哇哈哈

OOOH, kill before....Explosion!

Whaaaat?

Pro minecrafter, gamer, yeah...

為什麼我沒發現?

* in gothenburg * damn it Roffan, hurry your ass

喔! 喔！

hey Roff-man

我想我沒給你們看過我的礦坑

come on then

因為不怎麼有趣所以才沒給你們看

come on- there we have it

我試圖在這裡做一個刷怪區

* Cute japonese noises *

但這裡有蜘蛛

ROFFE!

所以在這裡建造時 太厭煩(obnoxious)了

COME ON THEN ROFFE!

拜託 這裡必須有蘑菇的

here we go

必須有的

Can I put a leash on him?

菇菇在哪！

Or maybe?... Golden apple

哈囉! 你有看見蘑..

I need that.

o~

Maybe a fishing rod.

在他爆炸前擊殺！

Alright, your're coming with me Rolf.

專業minecraft-er

Look he is wearing a little hat.

玩家

That's so cute.

史萊姆

You are so cute, Rolf.

哈囉 史萊姆

Oh my gosh!

ooo~

He loves boats!

哈囉 摳你機哇(日:日安)

That's your favorite thing Rolf.

不要傷害我 你...著火了

Look at him go!

嘿~

He loves to-

抱歉

He just wants to go in water.

梭哩~

That's so nice!

所以你們告訴我這些(軟綿綿)的東西可以傷害我

When its actually harder to find mushrooms than diamonds.

哦不 他們無法

I think we have a problem.

哈 (嗤笑)

Are you scared Rolf?

使我在斬殺你們的時候更興奮了

This will be the first time you see sunlight.

哦 我得到好多

WOW!

我就不殺你了 活吧

(Laughter)

帶我前往蘑菇

(Gasp), Joergen

天啊 它還在這

Damn, there's so many Joergans here.

你是最棒的

(mutters) Not the black one.

你是最棒的 別讓他人告訴你該做什麼

Too bad it's dead.

我甚至不想問 這裡發生了什麼

This is nice 'cause I can overlook my area as well, except that eyesore.

太令人作噁了

I'm gonna give it one more try.

魚！

Lure III, okay that has to be it.

小史萊姆！你要叫甚麼名子？

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

你是我新好朋友

GET AWAY FROM HIM!

魯道夫?

You have your own bed.

那不是一個好...

Oh, I got a book, I got a book!

rrrroo

Impaling. Silk touch! That's pretty good.

退後!你們這些羅

That's what I wanted to do.

這些羅福的粉絲

Could you use a dispenser in a fishing rod?

okay, 你現在跟著我了羅福

Is there an automatic fish farm?

那裡有魚兒!

I'm sure someone's figured that out.

在MC...

NO!

太噁心了

NO!!

魚兒們 別再發出那些聲音了

NOO!!!

你能事奉我嗎?

YOU SCUMBAG! YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE!

別害怕羅福 你有我

HE'S SHOOTING MY TURTLES!

我發現花花了 羅福!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

是個好徵兆

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

對 羅福 跟上我

The babies, they hatched!

我們將一起面對末影龍

They all hatched!

為了羅福！

They all hatched!

為了我世界上最好的朋友

UGHHH! What is wrong with people?

蘑菇到底在哪

Just shooting turtles!

快點 羅福

Okay, luckily, it looks like most of them made it.

哦不 我不是在催你

Oh my god, so many! They're so-- haha they're so cute!

依你自己的速度來

Look at this, Sven!

*非英語* 羅福 夾緊屁股快跟上

(laughter)

嘿 羅福

okay we just gotta keep fishing

來這

and then we will eventually grow up and will finally

來這 一起

finally have

(意味不明)

the helmet

羅福！

so we can breathe underwater

給我來這 羅福！

Oh! It's raining

(再次意味不明)

dangit

00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,939 我能拴著它嗎?

if we had the trident we could transform everyone right now

或者說...

Damnit! That would have been so good

金蘋果...

since its raining we have a little roof its so cozy

00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,420 或是釣著它?

heh! Honestly it's

羅福跟著我

awesome

看他帶著個小帽子!

right Sven?

太可愛了八

you keeping warm?

你太可愛了 羅福

come on give me good loot

天哪

lowkey this is so cozy

它愛船船

(laughter)

這你的最愛 羅福

just me and my boy fishing

看它划

so I gotta keep an

他喜歡...

eye on the babies because when they grow up they'll drop the scute

他想入水

that's all I need

真棒

oh man I forgot, I think you can feed them

當蘑菇居然比鑽石難發現

yeah, yeah, yeah you feed them, oh thats how you make them grow

我們就有問題了

how am I feeding this tiny little things?

你怕怕嗎 羅福

oh my g- are you okay?

這會是你第一次看見陽光

are you okay? Is you k?

哇...

you can barely see the babies but they're there

哈哈哈哈(笑)

(GASP)

(抽) 約耳根

I got one I got a scute!

是你嗎?

I finally got one!

羅福去對付他們

(ANOTHERGASP)

你最棒了

they're growing

羅福!!!!!!!!

O he grew up right infront of me

*悲*

O- i keep hearing

(淒凌) 喔!!!!!!

huh YeS!

為什麼?

how many (GASP)

我愛的人

oh my god how man- how many do i need?

(回憶)羅福 我們將共同攻打末影龍....

this guys a slow

(回憶)這太可愛了....

slow grower thats fine

(回憶)羅福 你太可愛了

so was I there is no shame

*悲吼*

just because my pp got hair later, there is no shame about that

回家

no shame AT all

我要回家躲在被子裡哭泣

Oh My GOsh I got them all

任何問題都別問

how many I got? I got 10

只要知道我很悲痛

I got 10 baby keep fricking

(回憶) 快看它划....

don't make me stop you

(回憶)它喜....

11 and they ain't ever stop

(回憶)他想下水......

so now I think if we do like a normal helmet

(回憶)這太棒了....

oh

羅福就像我的父親！

my

所以 顯而易見

gOd

下界有蘑菇

yeSs

我只需要去下界

at last

這裡發生了啥

finally

哈囉

turtle helmet

請問這裡在舉辦年度豬人大會嗎?

is mine

這裡發生了甚麼事? (抽氣)

ohhoh

看這裡到處都有蘑菇!