iT's gAmiNg wEeK sUpReme

而且Joergen回來了。我不得不做些調整。

That's right,

但羊也回來了 你好啊羊

We're continuing Minecraft

* 汪 *

And Joergen is back

太棒了 (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

I had to make some adjustments-

Joergen，我跟上帝禱告過了

but the sheep is back too

不要再消失了

Hello Sheep

為什麼會這樣做Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

*Wolf bark*

然後很多觀眾都說我可以做一個.....呃.....

epiC

韁繩還是索套....或什麼的

Joergen, I swear to God

我會做(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

Stop escaping!

但很顯然的，我需要先有史萊姆球

WHY DOEs he dO thiS?

所以我們要去找最棒的史萊姆球 d(`･∀･)b

So a lot of you were saying that I can

才怪。

make like a

我們要回去沉船那邊

lasso or leash or something?

我們今天有很多重要的事情要做

I will!

很多人一直反映說

But apparently I need a Slime

「或許沉船裡有另一張藏寶圖啊(#`Д´)ﾉ」

So, we're gonna go find some epic Slime

好啦，我會回去

No-

玩家們，我會回去

We're gonna go back to the pirate ship

你訴說，我傾聽

We have a lot of epic stuff to do today,

2020唯一支持PewDiePie

But everyone kept saying: "Uh, thErE miGhT bE aNoTheR tREasUre mAp iN thE piRaTe shiP!"

想像一個由遊戲玩家們治理的社會

Okay, I'll go back.

Joergen，我跟上帝祈禱過了

I'll go back gamers.

我要下去了喔ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Gamers speak - I listen.

...為什麼那邊亮亮的？

Vote PewDiePie.

靠邀

*Applause*

馬兒會一再的消失(´_ゝ`)

2020 gamer- imagine a society run by gamers!

好，如果我先退出遊戲...

Alright, Joergen I swear to God I'm gonna go off.

然後再進入的話，牠應該會在那邊

Why is it white there?

太好了

Oh God damn it, it keeps happening

OK，所以這個亮亮的是個bug

Alright, so if I save

然後那個也是一個bug！

and I go back, he should be there.

然後有些人就說

Yeah. Okay- So it was a glitch!

「你怎麼會不知道？那就是個bug啊」

*Angel choir*

喔我很抱歉

And that was a glitch too!

這款遊戲已經發行了九年

Everyone was like:

然而還是有一些很古老的bug在裡頭

"oH, hOw cAn u nOt uNdErstAnD iT wAs a gliTcH??"

喔天，快晚上了Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

Oh, I'm sorry the game that has been out for nine years,

我做不到(¯﹃¯*)

still has basic glitches in it..?

RRRRRRRRR

Oh god, it's getting dark!

欸，糖欸 (編按：其實是甘蔗xD)

No, I can't do this!

伙計們，我們可以來做蛋糕了

*Pitched voice* AHHH!

（* 打 *） 呃，抱歉

Hey, sugar!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Quietly* I'll take it.

我想如果我沿著海岸線走的話

*Normal voice* We're gonna make cake bros

就應該會找到那艘船

Oh- Sorry.

喔我的天，是苦力怕 (((ﾟДﾟ;)))

I think if we goooo along sea shore we should find the ship.

妥妥的，我完全不害怕

Oh God, CREEPERS!

....這個計畫真的很糟糕

It's fine gamers. I'm not afraid.

我的老天鵝 ：(

God this is a terrible idea

Joergen，這裡到處都是怪物

Oh God...

但只要有你在我身邊

There's monsters everywhere, Joergen. but as long as you're close to me,

我們就會平安無事❤

We'll be okay, Joergen

好的，我們到了

Okay, there it is. Found it.

天RRRRRRRRRRR

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god

喔太好了，我要把Joergen放在這個小沙丘上

Oh perfect, we'll put Joergen on uhh... the plateau.

待住！

Stay!

待ㄉㄞˉ 住ㄓㄨˋ ！！

Stay!

謝謝你。

Thank you. So apparently it's really rare to find a pirate ship

很顯然的

In like

在水面上找到一艘沉船...

Above the water

在水面上找到一艘沉船...真的是件...

...Someone said? I don't know. People can tell me anything.

在水面上找到一艘沉船...真的是件...罕見的事

But I'm supposed to look for a treasure map.

對，之前有人這樣說

Oh God, I'm drowning!

呃，我不知道。

God damn, I'm bad at this game! *laughs*

你們可以在底下告訴我

*Pitched voice* WHAT!?

我應該要找個藏寶圖

WHAAAT?

喔天，我溺水了(☉д⊙)

NANI DESUKA?!

我真的對這個遊戲很不在行

WHAAAT

什麼鬼Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

*Ad voice* W H A T?

什麼鬼RRR Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

*Normal voice* If there's a treasure map on this boat

何ですか？

I'll find it

WHAT？？？！！！

So why can't I not breathe under water?

如果這艘船裡有一張藏寶圖

The easiest way to find it is maybe going down....?

找到它。

I CAN'T BREATHE THAT LONG! >:(

為什麼我不能在水裡呼吸？

I'm not a fish!

或許往下沉會比較好找

Where is-

我不能忍住呼吸那麼久RRRRR

That- I bet you guys are trolling me again.

我又不是魚(韓國ㄩ...

God, this is taking forever.

寶藏在哪....

Come on, It's so obvious that that was it.

你們又在捉弄我了

It's the only part that goes down, too.

這要挖到民國幾年

Alright, after mining uh, the whole thing all night

拜託，很顯然的那個就是了

I have deduced that there is no...

那是唯一沉在水面下的部分

...treasure map.

好，經過一整夜挖掘所有東西之後

ThAnKs gAmErS

我推斷出那裡並沒有...

-For nothing!-

藏寶圖

It's fine we have other stuff to do.

謝謝你們大家......

It doesn't matter.

謝謝你們大家......的毫無貢獻

It wasn't even important.

沒關係，我們還要去做其他事情

Let's get out of this place, Joergen.

剛剛那個真的沒關係，甚至根本不重要

Whoa!

Joergen，我們快離開這裡唄

Dolphins, that's EPIC!

哇喔(ﾟд⊙)

Hey sheep, we're back.

是海豚欸！！

Wow. What an adventure.

太棒ㄌ

Go in Joergen.

嘿，羊羊，我們回來了

Go in.

剛剛的冒險真是太棒了

Thank you.

進去，Joergen，進去

♫ I got the horses in the back ♫

謝謝你。

Dark wood. How-

我把馬兒關進去了！！！

Where did he?!

黑橡木

Oh God it happened again.

怎麼...

Alright.

又跑到哪裡去.....喔天啊，又來了

We may not have gotten a treasure map,

我們或許沒有拿到藏寶圖

But at least we got a dark door

但至少我們拿到了一扇黑橡木門

*Laughs*

看這些好美的地毯>////< 他們看起來好讚

Yeah, look at that beautiful carpet. It looks so nice now, I know, I know I know.

我知道我知道我知道

Well, well, well, okay.

呃呃呃，OK

Step 2. Get Gucci pants

步驟二，得到Gucci的褲子

Alright, who's the Gucci man?

好的，Gucci人在哪？

You're the Gucci man?

逆肆Gucci人嗎？

Why?

到底為什麼...

By the way, I might steal that.

對了，我可能要跟他「借」一下!!( ｡A｡)

Looking for a Gucci guy.

*啵*

WHERE'S THE GUCCI GUY??

正在尋找Gucci人...

God dammit, this is such a failure

Gucci人在哪啦? ╰(〒皿〒)╯

What are you doing?

我的天啊!真像個失敗者!

Maybe I give him stuff

逆在幹嘛?

I hate them-

這人起笑了...

I want them to die

他們會得到報應的!

They're gonna pay for this.

我可以合成皮革馬鎧？

I can make leather horse armor?

WHAAATTT?

(趁機工商) 你還沒玩過「Youtuber模擬器」？

*Ad* You never played Tuber Simulat-

我可以做...我可以做盔甲給...

I can make armor for - oh my god, I can make armor,

給Joergen耶!

For

Joergen！

For Joergen!!!

看著，我有個禮物要給你

Joergen!

呃，你附近好暗

Look, I have a present for you

我來點亮一下

Oh, you're dark at night?

閉嘴！

Let's lit you up.

閉ㄅ一ˋ 嘴ㄗㄨㄟˇ

Cyoot! Shut up, shut up, everyone quiet

請安靜

Joergen, this is a special moment:

Joergen，這是個神聖的時刻

You are getting leather armor.

你要拿到這個馬鎧了

*Gasp* You look so fancy, dude. Oh my god!

喔兄弟，你看起來超棒噠

*Pitched voice* That's awesome! I love him!

我的天RRRR

Let's go, good night.

太棒了，我好愛他 ❤

Okay, Joergen; Wish me good luck.

走吧，晚安

We're going to the Nether.

Joergen，祝我好運

Cuz everyone said there's a...

我要去地獄了

secret achievement if you sleep in the Nether.

有人說地獄有個隱藏的成就

Why would anyone do that?

「在地獄睡覺」

Oh god, this place is so creepy dude.

....怎麼會有人去做這種事

Why on earth would I sleep here?

喔天啊 這個地方真的有夠讓人毛骨悚然

This is awful.

為什麼不要在主世界睡覺就好了Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

Alright, fine. We'll make a lil'

真的很詭異

Nether-Realm house. How about that?

好，無所謂，我們要造一個長長的...

It's gonna be so cute

地獄小屋，怎麼樣？

Oh god, I'm scared

它一定很可愛

All right, good night gamers-

喔天啊，我好怕怕 Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

呵呵，好啦，各位 晚安 d(`･∀･)b

My own audience..

⠀(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

My own supporters, can you believe this?? Scared me dude.

(((ﾟДﾟ;)))⠀

I dunno what I was expecting.. but not

⠀(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

God dammit

(((ﾟДﾟ;)))⠀

*Laugh cry*

我親愛的觀眾們

My house! Noo.

我親愛 的乾爹們

Oh my god..

你們相信嗎(ﾒ ﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ

God- aah..

你們膽敢嚇我ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

Damn yooouuuuu!

我大概有想到會這樣，但不是....(苦笑)

Give me back my stuff dudeee.

我的小屋RRRRRR

If I don't get back my diamond pickaxe..

喔不！！

we're through, okay? I'm done.

把我的東西還回來！

I deserve better than this

如果我沒把鑽石鎬拿回來的話，我就完了

My house blew up!

真糟：(

Are you kidding me?

...我的小屋爆炸了

God dammit, where is it?

在跟我開玩笑嗎

I got like half my stuff, dude.

告訴我這是什麼鬼

Help me look pig people!

我好像只剩原本一半的東西了

fucking useless

豬人幫我找阿 你這沒用的傢伙

Can I ge-- how do I--

這我該...噢我可以把火弄熄

Oh, I can chop away the flames.

這樣就對了啦 銷毀~

There we go... go away

酷 我很高興這次回來遊戲週...除了被你們惡搞

Cool.

還丟了我身上一半的東西

I'm glad I brought back gaming week to get epically trolled

給我去床上睡覺 貝莉

..And lose half my stuff

我懷念...我弄丟了我的褲子

"sLeEp iN thE nEthEr fEliX"

你們這樣爽了嗎

niniNInINininNiNinini

這啥?一個石英磚?

I missed - I lost my pants

看起來很美 我喜歡

Do you feel good about yourself?

天殺的我連盾牌也沒了

What's a block of quartz?

所以有人跟我說我可以跟Joergen一起去地獄

It looks pretty, I like it.

我只是需要...我來試試看行不行

God dammit I lost my shield, too.

這感覺不是個好主意

So, someone said I can actually go to the Nether realm with Joergen.

RRRRR~Joergen要溺死啦

I just have to, like- I want to see if that's possible.

三小？Joergen穿過去了

It seems like a terrible idea.

Joergen回來回來回來回來RRRRR

Ahhh! Joergen is drowning

該死...天殺的 Joergen你太瘋狂了吧

What? No, Joergen went through!

好哦 所以在這邊可以用指南針嗎

Joergen, come back! come back!

好吧，沒辦法，太棒了

Come baaaack!

看來事實是 不行~~~

God dammit.

這是怎樣 我讓Joergen先走吧

God dammit! Joergen,

Joergen快從那裡離開(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

you crazy!

不(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Alright.

。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･

So does the compass work here?

・゜・(PД`q｡)・゜・

No, it doesn't. Grrrreat.

不(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

On second thought, no!

他剛剛還在這...

The hell?

有沒有可能又傳送回去了...

I gotta teleport Joergen.

沒有，我才沒有哭，惦惦啦，你才在哭啦！

No-!

天哪...他離開得太快了...

*Jorgen dying*

Joergen對我而言就像是父親一樣

Joergen, get out! Get out!

我愛他就像愛我的兒子一般

nOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! !

你永遠不會知道你愛的人什麼時候會離開你

NOOOOO!!!! NOOOO

我從沒想過會有這一天...他離開得好快...

no..

RIP Joergen

no...

RIP...如果我死了，沒關係，我可以復活

*pewds crying..*

Joergen沒辦法復活R

no..

我現在必須去找Joergen二號了

It was here a second ago...

現在當然

maybe he went through to the other side..

現在當然只能有一個Joergen

No

但這裡有Joergen二號

No, I'm not crying..

來吧Joergen

Shut up. You are.

全都給你

Oh my god..

希望這隻...希望Joergen二號不要再那麼渾帳了

He left us way too soon..

就像買了一隻新寵物，但他永遠不會跟舊的一樣

Joergen was like a father to me...

我難過

I loved him like my son..

等等...我有件事想做...

You never know when the ones that love you are gonna leave you..

給你Joergen

*Sad music plays*

他曾經很愛西瓜...

I never thought this day would come..

我會為了你種樹的...Joergen

He left us too soon..

種他媽一堆樹

Rest in peace Joergen

既然已經發生了，那我們必須看開，我們還有事要幹

Rest in peace

我們要去幹掉終界龍

If I die, fine, I can respawn

走吧，為什麼這隻Joergen的血...

Joergen can't respawn.

Joergen二號的血比較多

I have to get Joergen number two.

噢！我從來沒到過沙漠過

Now, of course-

有兔子(ﾉ>ω

Now, of course there can only be one Joergen

一堆奇怪的兔子(ﾉ>ω

But there is Jorgen number two

我能把牠們放進水桶裡嗎？

Here you go, Joergen

天哪，又是你兄弟，安抓啦

Have it all

哈囉~你在沙漠衝三小阿？

Okay

你也能進水桶嗎?

Hopefully this one

什麼？你跑去哪了？

hopefully Joergen the second won't be such an asshole

太奇異了...

Feel like I just bought myself a new pet..

好啦，我接下來要大開殺戒囉

it will never be the same,

我很抱歉...小心點阿孩子們

I'm still hurting

注意點啊孩子們，我很抱歉

Wait, there's one thing I wanna do.

哦他回來了，這三小

Here you go, Joergen..

哇，這邊還滿酷的

He loved melons..

哇，又有一棟房子？這是什麼？

I'll plant the tree for Joergen..

這上面有苦力怕的臉欸

I'll plant as many trees...

這是什麼？

Alright

(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

Things happen, we must move on.

Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

We have other things to do.

我的創世神阿！如果Joergen看到 一定會嚇死

Okay?

他這次最好不要再給我消失了

We're gonna kill the Ender Dragon..

嗯...這邊很深...

Let's go, Joergen.

哦他那邊好高，太屌了吧

Why does Joergen have more life?

我該怎麼下去？

Joergen the second.

怕爆

Oh!

來吧

I've never been in the desert before.

哇...Σ(;ﾟдﾟ)Σ(;ﾟдﾟ)

*Gasp* There's bunnies!

我引燃炸彈了對嗎？

There's freaking bunnies??

(´_ゝ`)

Can I put them in the bucket?

◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣

Damn it

這集他媽有夠糟！！！

You're back, buddy.

如果我能放下這一切~如果我能做他們所說的~

What's up?

我幹嘛下去啊...我明明可以不管的...

Hellooo?

我只是覺得裡面好像有不錯的東西

What are you doing in the the desert?

已經夠糟了...

Can you go in the bucket?

我的暗黑紀元開始了...如果再發生其他事...

What? where did you go?

我一定會很生氣的啦

Mysterious.

哇哇哇哇哇！這些事情搞得我好亂

Alright, I'm gonna have to kill some bunnies.

首先，我們必須先把Joergen二號找回來

I'm sorry, look away children

再來是...

*Demonic music plays*

天哪...多麼難熬的一天...

Look away children, I'm sorry.

你們在麥塊也有過這麼難熬的一天嗎？

Uhhh!

再難過都沒想過在麥塊會有這麼難過的一天

Oohh!

OK，我看到Joergen了

Oh, he's back. What the hell?

這樣很好

Wha--

我以為這是個適合小孩玩的遊戲，好嗎？

Wow, this place is cool. [sure is]

為什麼那裡會有真的陷阱啦

Whoa, another house?

噢我要弄死你，我要弄死你，我他媽弄死你

What is that?

噢我真的弄死他了，我很抱歉

It's got a creeper face on it.

我最忠心的馬，Joergen二世，我的好夥伴

Whaaat?

Joergen二世：我好想你呀~poop

Whoa!

好哦，謝啦

What is this?

我們現在需要很多沙子，我才能再下去一次

Whoa (3)

最好不要再給我有陷阱了

Whoa! (4)

我的天哪

Whoa (5)

哦天哪！當然，那裡會有苦力怕

Whoa! (6)

你在幹嘛啦？走開啦！

Whaat?

噢我的天哪...大夥們，今天真是難過的一天好嗎

My god minecraft,

你們不會比我更糟了...我的天