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GOOD MORNING
是Minecraft約會,我最喜歡的一種約會 我 愛 Minecraft,不,我才沒有上癮okay? Sven!
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G A M E R S
喔天,不! *笑*
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It's Minecraft Day!
Sven又再次迷路了,大家抱歉,又是另一個必須的拯救任務,離牠遠點Sven!
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The favorite kind of day.
離那髒羊遠點,過來這
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I
傳送,傳送過來啊Sven!!!
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love
離他遠點!!
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FORTNI--- uhh I meant..... M I N E C R A F T
喔不天啊,喔天啊,謝謝老天
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No I'm not addicted, ök? (yes you are)
待在那,待在那坐下,不要再去跟他講話了
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Sven?
你又再次靠近我的狗了(兇),如果再有下一次這麼的靠近... 這就對了
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Oh God, no! *titter*
不要在我跟你講話時看著我....我跟你講話時給我看著我! 我是說 *笑*,我的斧頭去哪了?
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Sven is lost again. Sorry guys.
我會...你知道還有什麼更棒的嗎? 我會放這個,而你知道我會把這個放在哪的,羊先生
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Another rescue mission necessary.
水 羊 先 生。給我待在這個牢籠...給我永遠待在這個牢籠裡,Jeb。他這是什麼鬼名字啊?
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Get away from him, Sven!
好吧,這次我們來真的把它命名為Jeb_
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Get away from that s-- dirty sheep! Come here.
因為我想看看到底會發生什麼
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Teleport.
這就是它會發生的一切
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TELEPORT SVEN!
喔不我拿成另一個東西
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GET AWAY FROM HIM
喔對,我拿到了一張海洋探險地圖
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Oh God, oh God! Sve--
不過,首先
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Thank God.
要怎麼做?
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Stay there.
喔好,把這個放這裡,然後打上Jeb_
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Stay (Woof)-- Stay there, sit.
然後,對,下劃線
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Never speak to him again.
Ok,好了
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You come near my dog again.
*咻*
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If you so even go close to breathing at this distance.
是誰在射我?
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That's right.
是誰在往我這射?
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Don't look at me when I'm spea--
啊!!
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LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU, I mean!
你!!
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Where's my...
你又不是水牛!
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Where's my axe?
水牛去哪了!!
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I will pu-- No, you know what? Even better.
啊啊啊啊啊啊
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I will put this, and I think you know where I will put it, Mr. H2O Sheep.
水牛??
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Mr. w o t e r Sheep.
喔喔喔天
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You stay in this prison.
水牛你在哪?
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And you stay in this prison forever.
哪隻才是水牛?
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J E B
哪隻才是水牛?
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What kind of name is-- *breaks into laughter*
啊啊啊
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Alright.
天啊我一直偏離主題
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Let's name him actually jeb_ this time.
然後,我還改造了一下IKEA塔
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(you got the wrong item btw)
它看起來還不錯
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Because-- /sudden camera tp's/ --I wanna see what this is all about. (Woof)
我蠻喜歡的
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That's what this is all abou-- No wait, I picked up the wrong thing (Took you some time to realize.......)
從遠處來看真的不錯
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Oh yeah, I have this ocean explorer map
呃還有什麼?
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Uh, but...
我改造了地板?
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(börk)
你們會在乎嗎當然了你們在乎
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First.
Yeah, what !? pewdiepie在Minecraft裡換了地板?
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How do you do it?
這超讚的!!
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Ok, you put this here and then you type
聽好了,你這小壞蛋 (?)
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Jeb, underscore.
我不喜歡你
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And it says 'jeb_'.
我要給你...
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Ok, alright
喔天啊這超讚的的的的!!!
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Alrig--
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Who's shööting me?!
他在換顏色耶!!!
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Who shoot at me?
XDDDDDDDD
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AAAA
為什麼啊?
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YOU!
He He Ha
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You are not H2O cow! Where did water cow go?
Ok, 好的
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(oh noes)
你知道嗎? 我不會說謊,這真的超棒的
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AAAAAA
我不會...你知道的
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Water cow?
我會在期限前履行承諾的
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Oh God!
所以我要餵你第一次,但只餵你足夠讓你存活的量
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Water cow, where are you?
好的
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Which one is water cow?
不要抱有任何希望
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möö
你只能永遠待在那
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møø
喔天啊,等等抱歉
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Which one is water cow?
我必須...我必須做這個
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møø
給我...給我一秒就好
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mϕϕ
就快好了
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mœ
Ok, 我們來餵這群混蛋吧
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Ah...
不是你
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God, I keep getting sidetracked.
你們哪隻才是水牛? 你們哪隻才是水牛!?
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Also, I improved the, uh... the IKEA (cuz..... Swedish colors) tower.
*WTF*
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It looks really nice, I like it. (thumbs up)
有隻牛,會有隻幸運的牛可以成為水牛
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It's really nice from a distance too.
喔 Okay, 你可以成為水牛,跟我來
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Uh, what else? I've changed flooring.
跟 著 我!!
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Does anyone care?
天啊水牛才不會像你這麼麻煩
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Of course you do!
來這裡,ey ey ey ey ey!
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*seizure* WHAT?
你的命運就是
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PewDiePie changed flooring in Minecraft
經過足夠訓練並成為水牛
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That's œwsome
進去,進去就對了
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baa
這就對了,你是水牛了
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Lis-- Listen here you little scoundrel.
我會每天都訓練你
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I don't like you.
然後有一天你會長大並成為水牛
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(ooooo, friendzoned)
天啊該死
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I'm giving this,
Okay, 我剛剛在幹嘛?
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(müsic) Oh MYy G0D
對,對,當然了
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THAT'S AWESOME
我的馬Joergen
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Yayyyy
Okay, 我不會說謊,我覺得這還蠻棒的
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He's changing colooors *laughs*
XDD
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jeg
喔天啊這遊戲有太多可以讓我分心的地方了
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haha
我都不知道我到底在幹嘛,說真的
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(how2asthma.mp4)
喔對,我有一件很快就能搞好的事
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Why?
所以,如果你拿火藥粉和紙
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Ok, alright. You know what? I'm not gonna lie.
也就是用我從紙農場
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That was pretty epic. (Felix 2:24)
就是外面那個你能看到的紙農場
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I'm not gonna, you know.
呃呃呃...你可以做出
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I'll give credit where credit is due.
Ok, 所以我是個Minecraft老手
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(another börk)
所以我知道...
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So I'm gonna feed you for the first time in days.
煙火!!
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But only to keep you alive.
真的假的??
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Alright?
竟然!?
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Don't get any hopes; You're staying there forever. (oof)
他們什麼時候加入了煙火?
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Oh gosh, wait. Sorry, I gotta... I gotta do this as well.
好,Yep
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(epilepsy) Just give me one second, I'll just gotta...
如果這真的是你的名字
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Ok, let's feed the... these bastards.
你看,他都不...
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bȃȃ
Yeah, 對啊你最好不要看
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No, not you.
W h o a
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Which wun is (ocean s0s) cow?
怎麼沒有爆炸??
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Which one of you is water cow?
就那樣嗎?
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(insert Seinfeld theme)
Wow
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GET AWAY FROM ME
那超酷的!
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One cow-- lucky cow
Hey Joergen看看這個!
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--is going to become water cow.
他喜歡這個! 他喜歡這個!
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Oh okay, you can become water cow.
Sven在哪?
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Follow me
Sven ! 你看這個!
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FOLLOW ME
Sven!
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Gosh, water cow would not give me this trouble.
過來這
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Come here.
小子過來這
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Ey ey ey ey ey /dab/
好,來看看這個
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You have one destiny in this life.
XD
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And it's to become water cow.
XDDDD
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With enough training,
他 很 喜 歡!XDD
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get in.
好了Sven,是時候讓我這個epic玩家出發去epic冒險了
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Just get in. Just get in.
通過地域...
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There you go.
傳送門
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You are water cow (?)
我要怎麼...Oh Yeah
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I'm gonna train you everyday
等會
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And one day, you'll live up to become water cow, gosh darnit.
等會見了gamer
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Ok, where was I? Yes, yes, yes. Of course.
所以在上集,還是在前幾集?
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Of course,
我試著炸掉這些傢伙的屋子,對吧?
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My horse.
那並沒有用
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Joergen.
不過我有另一個計畫
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Ok, I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty epic.
另外,很明顯的你能在地域找到一堆材料
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hA
還有像是這些非常重要的烈焰桿
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heaăă
我還沒看到任何東西,它們在哪?
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Oh God, there's so many distractions in this game. I never know what I'm doing.
幫我,天殺的幫我啊
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Seriously.
在哪? 到底在哪啊?
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Öh yȇs, I have one quick thing I really need to do.
哈囉??
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So if you take gunpowder,
我能看到的就只有豬,還有白癡地域 (?)
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and paper which I've been farming from the paper, uh sh--farm (great poetry)
我討厭豬豬
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that I have out there.
他們不棒,他們沒有跟西瓜一樣棒(wtf)
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You'll see the paper farm.
為什麼大家都在看我 *笑*
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Uh, you can make...
Ok, gamers 他喵的我們走吧
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Ok, so I'm a Minecraft veteran so I rememb--
等等這是錯的傳送門嗎?
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FIREWORKS?
喔對這是錯的傳送門,我的方向錯了!!
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Nani de frickedickEE
啊啊啊啊啊啊
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How? (you just did)
地域傳送門? 更像'什麼屁都沒有' 傳送門
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Since when did they add fireworks?
hoply poply boply snoply
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Alright, jeb (with-an-underscore).
Okay, gamers,經過三倍的時間
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If that is your real name. Look at...
我們終於到了
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He doesn-- Yea- yeah, you better not look!
Okay, 這就是了
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FEUUUU
喔天色越來越暗了,太棒了
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WOAAAAAAAAAAH.
哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈
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(2004 flashbacks)
哈ばかやろう
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(when he broke his ass)
Joe tada???
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möö
Okay gamers, 這將會成為一個史詩玩家的一刻
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Where's the explosion?
因為我們要來燒毀這個房子XDDD
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bắắ
它整棟都是木造的對吧?
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Is that it?
我希望我能帶Joergen來因為他一定會很喜歡這個的
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wowww
Joergen喜歡看著別人的房子被燒毀
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*dëpressiōn*
這是他最喜歡的其中之一
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That's so cool!
Ok, 好的gamers
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Hey Joergen, look at this!
瑞典!!!
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He loves it! He loves it!
blu blu blu blu blu blu
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(well yes but actually no)
Okay, Okay,不要擔心,不要擔心gamers
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Where's Sven?
喔天我犯了一個大錯...
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Sven, look at this!
他們是在射自己人嗎小笨笨?
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Sven! C'mere.
Okay, 我要如何做才不會..
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Come here, boii.
我要如何做才不會....要從上面開始嗎?
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Aight.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 從上面開始
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(bǒrk)
火都從高處往低處燒,大家都知道的 (好喔
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Look at this.
我是在衝啥啊啊啊
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(laugh)
喔天啊這裡超暗
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He loves ITTT
我好像合法的盲了XD *近日流行的meme*
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Alright, Sven. It's time for this epic gamer
我必須點亮這裡
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to head out on epic adventure
不要擔心大伙們
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Through the Nether...
我要離開這了
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....portal.
Okay Okay 我們就直接他媽燒了這個地方吧
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How do I--
Bin bon bin 哼嘻嘻嘻嘻www
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Oh yeah.
喔不
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Later k--
喔天
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Later, gamer.
啊!!
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So last episode,
啊!!
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or a few episodes ago,
喔不可惜了你漂亮的房子
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I tried to blow up these guys' house, right?
我正在燃燒,我正在燃燒
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It didn't really work out.
我跟房子都著火了
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But I have another plan.
好痛QQ
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Also, apparently you can find a bunch of stuff in the Nether like materials, and like...
喔天這會痛嗎?
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these blaze rods that are really important.
喔喔我的天我要閃了
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I haven't seen anything! Where are they?
呃...喔天...呃
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Help me.
好了,gamers
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Help me, gursh durneet!
為了gaming week
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Where, like where?
GAMING WEEEEEEEEK!!!
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Hello, a-looking!
Minecraft月!!!! *笑*
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All I see is [zombie] pigs
哼哈哈哈
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in this stupid Nether.
*吸*
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I hate pigs!
*吸*
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They're not good.
喔齁 喔齁齁 哈哈哈
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Not good like melon freut.
*吸*
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Why is anyone watching? *laughs*
耶~嘿嘿嘿嘿yes
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Ok gamers!
*吸*
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Here we friggin go.
喔~你要怎麼辦呢?
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Wait, is this the wrong portal?
WO! WO!
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*succ noises*
你 要 怎 麼 辦!?
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Ah, it's the wrong portal!
*Pewds爆氣*
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I went the WRONG WAY!
這都是為了Joergen!! (怒)
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Aaaaaaa
啊天殺的還敢射我啊!?
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Nether portal, more like nothing-in-here portal.
Ok 好的 好的 好的 Okay
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(oooo)
bla!
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Hoppity poppity boppity snoppity
呃阿
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(words of a great philosopher)
呃啊
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Ok gamers!
你在射我?
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three hours later!!!
給我停下
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Literally, we are here.
這 很 可 悲
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Okay, this is it.
很 可 悲
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*succ noise*
喔天啊我要死了
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Oh it's getting dark, that's perfect
喔天
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he he he he
Joergen??
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*choke* HAHAHAHAHA
Joergen退後!
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*more choke* *idk something in japanese*
喔天啊我快死了
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Jotaro!
啊啊啊啊啊!! *烏鴉*
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Okay gamers, this is gonna be an epic gamer moment.
沒事的
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'Cause we're gonna burn down their house
沒事的gamers,這可是gaming week
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nope i need to poo in my pants
Okay gamers是時候走了
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I wish I could bring Joergen to this because he would love to see this. shhut upp wpijdhdfidfahbfswb
喔這就是我所喜歡看到的
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Joergen loves to see other people's houses burn down.
哼哈哈哈哈
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It's one of his favorite cooks
Epic
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Okay, alright gamers.
按讚,如果你覺得很epic
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SWEDEENNN is stupid
好的,我覺得這應該是能帶我們回家的那個
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plålulålulålupn7r42627iryifyqewiygqef
*Pewds 噪音*
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ewhyriqedgeufguewdgukfe
Sven, Joergen 剛剛超epic的
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Okay, okay.
不是你 (水羊 : 幹)
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Don't worry.
剛剛超讚的
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Don't worry. Don't worry.
來吧
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Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, gamers!
吃
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Oh God, I made a big mist-- I le-- årij, shoot themself.
好的gamers
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Dummy dum.
呃呃呃呃呃
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Okay, so how do I not da-- death? (w0t)
Sven, Joergen請轉過你們的頭,因為我有些事情
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How do I not death?
必須去做
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Do I start from the top?
而我真的不...
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Yeyeyeyeyeap,
我已受過訓練來處理這個
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we start from the top.
我現在必須
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Fire burns from top to bottom.
開啟Sicko mode了,羊羊們
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Everyone knows this.
*史詩級音樂?*
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What am I doing?
這是必須做的!
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Gosh, 'ts so dark!e
Okay, 我突然好想睡
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I'm like legally blind, I coooooook gotta lit up this...
這太瘋狂了
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Don't worry, guys!
我的天,你在這裡做什麼啊?
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I'm gonna leap-- okay okay, let's just burn up this freaking place.
你有什麼貨?
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Bing bong, bing
垃圾! (商人QQ)
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yeehEEHEhehe
你在賣垃...
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Oh no!
史萊姆球! 這還可以
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Oh God!
我要買它,我要買個史萊姆球
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AAAAAAA
我會買個史萊姆球~
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Aaa
喔,請別在意我
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Oh no, not your pretty place!
是的我知道,我很有錢,隨便啦
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It looks so good!
呃呃呃呃呃
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I am burning.
不要因為你很窮而感到傷心
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I am burning. I am burning.
最重要的還是Stonks *很有名的meme*
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I am on fire.
好的給我史萊姆球
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I am on fire. I am on fire with this house.
給我史萊姆球,快 給 我 史 萊 姆 球!!
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It hurts.
我只要一個東西
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Oh God, (inaudible) hurt.
呃...
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Oh, oh God! Alright, I'm gonna bounce.
我要史萊姆球謝謝
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Alright, gamers.
我能升級這傢伙嗎?
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It's Gaming Week!
不你不行
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GAMING WEEEEEK
什麼?! 一個史萊姆球賣四個綠寶石?!!?
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MINECRAFT MONTH