I NEED TO SAVE SVEN.

我必須救Sven

HOW DO I SAVE SVEN?!

我 要 怎 麼 救 S V E N ?

HOWDOIDOIT?!?!?!

我 要 怎 麼 救

*Satanic screaming*

告 訴 我 怎 麼 救!

(Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

◢▆▅▄▃╰(〒皿〒)╯▃▄▅▇◣

You be quiet.

啊啊啊啊(ﾒﾟДﾟ)ﾒ

You're disgusting.

你給我惦惦!

I wish it was you down there and not him.

你真噁心(◓Д◒)

God

真希望是你被困在那 不是Sven

Ok we need dirt.

GOD 歐給 我們需要泥土 一大堆泥土

We need alotta dirt.

很多很多泥土

LOTTA DERT

我們要蓋一個隧道

We gotta ha-

可是我泥土不夠 他喵的

build a tunnel

喔... 為什麼泥土會不夠，我會去挖的

I DONT HAVE ALOTTA DIRT GODDAMNIT!

我會去挖的

*moan*

我需要水中呼吸的附魔

Why do I not have dirt?

Oh GOD

We will care... We will dig

Sven現在還在那鬼地方

We will dig

他一定很害怕

I'm going to need underwater breathing

歐給 歐給 歐給

oh god, Sven is there right now!

我想做這個東西很久了

He must be so scared (Have you ever been stuck in water?)

附 魔 臺

Okay, Okay, Okay

要怎麼作附魔臺，這樣我才能在水下呼吸

I be meaning to do this for a long time

大家重複說這句話三年了

*click clack click clack click clack*

我需要一本書和鑽石

How do I make an enchantment table so I can breathe underwater?

天啊

Everyone's been saying it for three years

你知道嗎? 不重要

I need a book and diamonds

我會不惜一切資源 只要能救到Sven

Oh god you know what, it doesn't care

我們需要 umm 書

I'll waste all my inventory if it means saving Sven

歐給 歐給 歐給(´･д･｀)

Ok and we need uhhh a book

歐給 Gamers

okay, okay, okay

嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

okay, okay gamers (GAMINGWEEEEK)

蹦(っ・Д・)っ

do do do do do, BUH!

在這裡浪費的每一秒是...

Any second wasted here, is a second wasted

浪費的每一秒是...

For Sven, the poor son of a.....

為了Sven 那可憐的狗狗

There it is, we have an enchantment table. What do I do with it?

有了 拿到附魔台了 我該怎麼用

I know I'm supposed to place it next to bookshelves

我知道要把附魔台放在書櫃旁邊

I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOKSHELVES

但我一個書櫃都沒有!

WHERE DO I PLACE IT?

這樣要放哪

let's put it here, let's put it here

那就放這

WOAH that's cool

Woo 酷耶

okay don't get distracted. How does it work?

歐給 不要分心 這東西要怎麼操作來著

that's the letharan teetis (what?) that I've been using for fricken dye, dude

這是那個青金石 我一直用來做染料的東東

are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎?!

what is this then? do I put a book there?

是要把書放在那裏嗎

*gasps*

*倒抽氣

projectile protection?

防彈?

no! I NEED UNDERWATER BREATHING

No 我需要水下呼吸rrrr

sharpness, protection, sharpness

鋒利

NO! Give me! AHHH!

保護

Feather falling

鋒利

Efficiency

No 給我 Ahhhh

Smite!

輕盈

THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!

效率

Okay maybe I have some gear, maybe I have some gear

不死剋星

enchantment, projectile, curse of vanishing

一點屁用都沒有!

What is this?!

好 我可能有什麼工具

We're losing time GODAMMIT!

附魔書 消失詛咒

Look I have a name tag and I was gonna name him and I never gave him his name tag

三毀

*Frantic noise*

我們正在浪費時間

project, uhhh, blast protection, fire

看看這個命名牌

WHERE'S THE STUPID RESPIRATION HELMET?

我一直想給他放命名牌

we're just gonna dig

啊(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Joergen, I need you

保護 火焰保護...

We have to save him

那該死的水下呼吸頭盔在哪?

Dig like the wind Joergen! (Like the wind?)

我們只好挖

SHUUUT UUUPPPPPPP!

Joregen 我需要你

SHUUUUUT UUUUUPPPP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FILTHY COWIE POOPIES

我們要救他

FASTER JOERGEN FASTER

挖得像風一般的速度 Joergen

WE NEED DIRT

B嘴(╬ﾟдﾟ)

LOT'S OF DIRT

給我B嘴(╬ﾟдﾟ)

You think that's dirt that you're digging right now?

快點 Joergen 快點

oh zombies is not... I'm not going to sleep

我們需要土

I'm not going... AHHH JIBLET

一堆的土

GOD

你覺得你現在正在挖土嗎?

*mumbles*

喔 殭屍 我不會去睡覺的

I'M DIGGING HERE

我不會去... Ahhhh JIBET

IS THERE NO WAY THAT YOU CAN DIG FASTER?

我正在挖欸

Joergen. oh my god this is faster without Joergen

你不能再挖更快了嗎?

get STOP RUNNING

OMG 沒騎在Joergen上挖更快

dig, dig, dig, dig, dig *noises*

麥造

oh god okay I never wanted to do this

挖*6

but I'm desperate goddammit

Oh GOD 我從來都不想這麼做

they could drop a helmet

不過我絕望的要死

that I can put on my face

不過他們可以當頭盔戴

and then I can breathe underwater

我可以戴在我的臉上

I'M SO SORRY TURTLE

我就可以在水下呼吸

I'M SO... OH GOD IT'S LOOKING AT ME I CAN'T DO IT

我很抱歉 烏龜

I can't do it

我很... 喔 不 上帝在看

Sven would never want me to kill to save him

我做不到

dig, dig dig

臣妾做不到啊 ((誤

How much dirt do I need?

Sven不會想要我殺烏龜 來救他

Is this enough?

挖*3

oh god

GOD 我需要多少泥土

SWIM

這樣夠嗎?

oh god it's so far away

Oh GOD

I'm coming Sven

SwImMmMm

I'm coming to save... ow

Oh GOD 這超遠

oh god it's happening here too. What is this?

Sven 我來惹

I'm getting sucked dude ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

我來救你惹

stupid sucking almost ruined my life

Oh GOD 這裡也是 到底花生省魔術

Can dogs climb ladders? (Not usually)

真煩

Can I rope him up maybe?

快毀了我的人生

Okay here we are gamers

狗狗可以爬梯子嗎? (NOPE)

Okay dirt, dirt

我可以用繩子綁他嗎?

first let's make sure he's ok

歐給 來吧 Gamers

gawd how did he get here?

先確保他沒事

how did this happen? (You rowed him out to see you dummy thicc)

GOD 他是怎麼來到這的? 到底怎麼發生的

Sven! Sven!

S V E N*2

ohhh he doesn't even look at me

Oh 他甚至都不看我

I'm so sorry Sven

我很抱歉 Sven

I'm so sorry :-(

我很抱歉(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

okay

歐給 別擔心*2 我會救你離開這裡

okay, don't worry, don't worry, we're going to get you out of here

(ﾟдﾟ) GOD

oh gawd ohhh

歐給

ok alright *noises*

Oh GOD 他在漏水 Sven*2 我很怕

oh god it's leaking Sven!

歐給*2 Oh GOD 歐給*2

It's leaking Sven! I'm Panicking!

Oh GOD 該死的礫石 我恨你 你毀了我的人生 礫石

Ok alright oh god okay alright

要小心

oh god STUPID GRAVEL I HATE YOU YOU RUIN MY LIFE GRAVEL (seriously terrible)

如果我死了 Sven就死了

Gotta be careful

How? 我該怎麼做?

If I die, Sven dies

他們都可以射火箭上太空了 GOD Damn 你也可以 Felix

How? How am I gonna do this?

Oh GOD 不要現在啦

they put a rocket in space gawdammit you can do this felix

有叔比狗餅乾了

oh god not now!

我們會離開的 我沒說謊

have another scooby snack (scooby-dooby-dooo!)

撐一下 我上去一下

It's not going great. I'm not gonna lie, it's not going great

我說 如果Sven掛了 就全結束了

hold on Sven!

重要時刻

I'm just gonna go up one second

歐給*3

I meant it when I said it...

計畫 你知道嗎 我不會浪費時間告訴你

If anything happens to Sven, this playthrough is over! (Don't die Sven!)

因為我要把他救出來 GOD Damn

BIGTIME

跑得像風一樣快 Joregen

okay, okay, okay

Sven 我們來了!

the PLAN

我沒有東西把你拴住 所以我只好用這招

You know what

待在這直到我回來

I'm not even gonna waste time telling you :-(

DuUuUuUuUu

'cause I need to get him out gosh harbit

他最好還在那

Ride like the wind Joergen!

當你需要Elon Musk(SpaceX、特斯拉 執行長)時 他在哪?

WE'RE COMING SVEN!

我需要他的潛艇

I don't have a spare lead for you

你的潛艇在哪 Elon

So we're going to have to use the good ol' hold technique

啊 別再來一次啦 我恨這東西

STAY THERE I BE RIGHT BACK

你看 魚也來精神上支持我們了

DUUUUUHHHHH

謝謝魚兒們

AH

我盡力

he better be still in there

歐給 這個想法有一點*3瘋狂

Where's Elon Musk when you need him?

歐給*4 你沒事*2

I need his submarine!

Oh GOD

Where's your submarine Elon?

歐給 OMG

OH GAWD NOT AGAIN I HATE THIS STUPID THING

我們需要游泳上去

Look the fishes have come to help.

B計畫

They're here for moral support

喔 成功了

thank you fishes (very cool!)

Here We Go*2

I'm trying my best here!

跟在我後面

Okay so the idea is a little little little crazy

Oh 他可以做到 他可以 他可以

Okay alright

過來 Yes 我們做到了

alright, you're okay, you're okay

魚兒們是有幫助的

oh gawd

游啊 Sven Swim*5

alright

Swim*3

oh my god *happy noise*

Swim*3

I'm gonna need you to swim

Hurry*4

ahwehf okay, alright

Ya(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

uhhhh

We Did It!*2 (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

alright plan 'B', here

開薰

OH IT WORKS

站在平台上*2

Here we go

我用個空間*2

here we go

站上來吧

STAY RIGHT BEHIND ME

我超怕的 Sven

oh god this current. OH!

站上來啦 Please~

he can do it!

Hello~

HE CAN DO IT!

歐給 現在我們有雙重保障惹

he can do it!

你哪都不能去

come here!

我抓到你了

YES

安全OuOb

YES! WE'RE DOING IT!

欸*4

THE FISHES ARE HELPING!

喔 天啊 喔

SWIM SVEN! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM

ㄜ

SWIM SWIM SWIM

別亂跑!

SWIM SWIM SWIM

我們要回家惹!

HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY

天啊我超快樂的

*EXCITED GASP*

喔NoOoOoOoOo

Yeah! *HAPPY SQUEALS*

誰來去幫那做一個標記啊 超糟糕的

WE DID IT!

我知道 Sven 都結束了

WE DID IT!

我們做到了

YEAHAHAHAESS

麥塊系列將繼續下去

*SIGH OF RELIEF*

你肩負這整個節目的重責大任啊Sven

I'm so happy!

你可以下船了

get up on the platform!

好了我要帶你回去 過來

get up on the platform!

Joergen你還在!

There's plenty of space! (x2)

Joergen看看誰來了!

Get up on the platform!

我知道 是Sven~ヽ(●´∀`●)ﾉ

I was so scared Sven!

好的Gamer 我們要回家了 天要黑了

Get oop ahn the platform plzzzz

Oh GOD 苦力怕

hallo!

我又搞丟我的韁繩了嗎

alright, now we got 'em double safety

為什麼會搞丟(☉д⊙)

You ain't going nowhere

喔!

I got you now safe, and sound!

Sven!

hey hey hey hey

別傷害我的朋友

oh god oh gawd

離Sven遠點

*noises*

你只打算坐在那邊嗎？

Don't go anywhere!

喔好我懂了 你剛剛很忙

We're returning home!

啊啊啊啊他們有武器啊啊啊啊ε=ε=ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

oh my god I'm so happy!

Sven快點!

AAAAHHH NO NO NO NO NO

快點我們要回家!

someone needs to mark that, that's terrible!

Oh GOD 他要爆炸了（高音）

I know Sven, it's all over.

爆炸吧

We did it!

他要去炸Sven了Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

Minecraft series, will continue! (Thank gawd!)

Oh GOD

This whole show rests on your shoulders Sven

O H G O D

You can get out of the boat now

給你 吃掉

Alright, I'm putting you on a leash

Sven 待著 待著 待著 待著

Come here

(((ﾟдﾟ)))

Joergen you stayed!!

（蹦）

Joergen look who's here!

S V E N?

I know, it's Sven!

喔在這

Okay, alright gamers

我還以為那跟骨頭是Sven...

We're heading back home, it's getting dark. (It's already dark. (It's already dark, Felix)

呼...

Oh god, crippers

看它的尾巴垂下來了 代表他受傷了

Did I lose my leash again?

我們等等再去找Joergen

why did I lose it?

喔等等 他會吃骨頭和一些東西

There it is

我們要找回他的健康

oh, Sven!

吃骨頭

DON'T HURT MY FRIEND!

喔不他不想吃

Get away from Sven!

Joergen 拜託

Are you just gonna sit there?

合作

oh god- It's fine I get it, you've been busy

我 覺得 不

AHHH THEY GOT ARMOR AHHHH

婊子

Sven hurry!

好了 安全 來吧

Hurry we gotta make it back home!

我的寶貝

OH GAWD IT'S GONNA BLOW UP

吃些東西

blow then!

歐給 他的尾巴沒事了

*Swedish noises*

Sven來這

oh gawd

只有我可以殺我的牛(╬ﾟдﾟ)

oh gawd

啊

get, eat, sven stay stay

Sven過來！

stay stay stay stay stay

只有我可以殺我的牛(╬ﾟдﾟ)！！！

oh NO

Sven 快點

*sad music*

就是這樣 好孩子

Sven?

好孩子

AH oh thank god

好孩子

oh I thought the bone was Sven!

回來

*panting*

回來

look, his tail is down, that means he's hurt!

過來 Sven

We're going to have to get Joergen later!

S V E N

Oh wait, he eats bones and stuff

Sven 拜託我沒辦法承受更多了

we gotta get his health back

S V E N

eat the bone

霸託啦

oh god he doesn't want to eat

進來

Joergen, Please.

我們有叔比狗餅乾

cooperation

對 我們有叔比狗餅乾

I. THINK. NOT.

好 坐下 孩子

THOT

好了

Ok it's safe, come

怎麼了?

*kissy sound*

喔我抓到他尾巴了

my child

我要睡覺了

eat somethign

不管你說什麼

*gasps* okay his tail is fine

我要睡覺了

come here Sven

喔我好笨

ONLY I CAN KILL MY COWS

關於附魔 我突然想到

AHH

我知道! Sven 我真87

SVEN GET EM

我剛才明明應該附魔"頭盔"

ONLY I CAN KILL MY COWS

來製作頭盔

HURRY UP SVEN

Felix 你真是個小87

that's it boi. good boi

所以你只要放...

good boi

好

good boi

水下...

come back

耐...耐久

come back

親水性!

come in here sven

看看這個! GAMERS

sven

跟數數一樣簡單，1 2 3~

sven please i cannot handle this any longer

屁屁噗屁屁

SVEN

*震撼音效* Sven 我有一件事從很久以前就想做了...

plz

我很後悔我沒有及早做到...

come inside

直到差點失去你我才想到...

we got scooby snacks

喔對了 要先命名

WE GOT SCOOBY SNACKS

對嗎?

THAT'S RIGHT WE GOT SCOOBY SNACKS

S V E N

ok, sit, sit boi

我的朋友~

there ya go

你應得的

what is happening here?

真希望我也能幫我的老朋友... 掛個名牌

oh, i got his tail

(Joregen一世~~~QAQ)

I'm going to sleep

歐給 你們已經說了好多好多好多好多遍

Don't care what you say

說我應該將"Jeb_"這個名字

I'm going to sleep

取在....

*exhaling exhuberantly*