morning gamers!

又是一個在Minecraft的美好一天

It's another bEaUtIfUl day in Minecraft

又是一個在Minecraft的美好一天

isn't that right, everyone?

又是一個在Minecraft的美好一天

ow. dammit I didn-

不是嗎?各位?

AAAAAAAH

凹嗚

Why are you near my meatball??? (

該死的，他沒有...

Go away!

啊啊啊啊

I love you, meatball, but mAN,

你為什麼靠近我的肉球

you seem to attract a lot of bad people-

走開

what is it with meat balls and bad people? (laughs in swedish)

我愛你肉球

Ikea Tower looking beautiful of course.

可是兄弟

Moo Cow- are you trying to Escape?

你看起來似乎困在壞人之中

Boat Cow? Please.

可是如果肉球也是壞的呢

anyway, today

IKEA塔看起來依舊不合理的完美

we have a lot of things to do *rings bell* (btw if you ring the bell during a raid it helps you out)(bro tip)

船牛你是在試圖逃脫嗎?

(Throws Watermelon at Joergen's golden grave)

船牛?

We have a lot of missions to complete.

拜託不要

isn't dat RighT, svEn (bruh sound effect)

無論如何

Basiclly I wanna

今天我們有很多事情要做

build a little house

(敲

for my little horse

有許多任務要去完成

Yes, I feel like he's not getting the love and attention that he deserves.

不是嗎 Sven?

He's sitting in here with these... Other disgusting... Things.

bruh

Joergen (the second) deserves a *brain cells die*,

基本上..

his own house!

我想要為我的愛馬們

Right Sven?? (yes pewds)

蓋個小愛巢

Just like you got your own house.

我覺得他似乎感覺他沒有得到它應有的愛和照顧

Joergen at least, at least,

他在住在這

deserves a stable.

和一些其他的噁心的......東西們...

Oh my God, get out of my house.

Joergen值得擁有他自己的房子

Alright, don't escape, Jorgen.

對吧!Sven

Don't escape.

像你就擁有自己的房子

I need to make it safer,

Joergen至少

so that Joergen never disappears again.

"至少"

Because my heart can not handle it,

該擁有一個馬廄

anymore.

我的天 離我的房子遠一點

Isn't that right Sven?

別逃跑Joergen

Don't worry Sven, it wont be as fancy as your house it will just be a stable.

別逃跑

How tall does it have to be for me to ride out of it?

我必須讓這更安全點以防止Joergen再消失一次

Okay.

因為我的心臟可不能再承受一次

Oh my God this is the most annoying place

”再多一次“

to build! You guys are in my face!

對吧! Sven

You smell.

放心吧Sven，這不會比你的房子更漂亮

No wonder Joergen doesn't like it with you guys...

這只會是一個馬廄而已

Oh my God Joergen noooooo!

需要多高才不會讓我騎著它跳出去

I'm tryna bUilD hERe!

OK...

Its gonna be the best stable

我 的 天 這是這世界上最吵的建築地點

you have EVER seen in your LIFe.

你們這些傢伙粘在我的臉上

I couldn't even finish that sentence without

你很臭

laughing *laughs at his own sentence*

不意外Joergen討厭你們這些傢伙

Oh God..

我 的 天 Joergen不~~

Sven and...

我嘗試著在這裡蓋房子啊

His perverted ways.

這會是你這輩子看過最好的馬廄了

Do I have fence? I do have fence.

我甚至沒辦法完成那句話如果沒有

There we go.

（笑

I mean, already looking low-key kind of cute.

天哪

That's AdOrAbLe （＾∇＾）

在沒有Sven...和他的反常

No, YOU'RE breathtaking, Joergen.

我有籬笆嗎?我有嗎？喔..我有

You're brea- *Laughs at his own joke AGAIN*

看這個

Oh! We should lit up with a lantern!

我的意思是.這看起來已經..算是有低調的可愛

That would be so cute.

這真可愛

Right I don't need that many.

現在你很驚嘆吧!Joergen

Uhhhhhhh can I make these back???

你很....

It's for a good cause.

我們該點些燈籠

It's for a good cause and it hurts my soul.

那會非常可愛

It's for Joergen, okay? It's for Joergen.

我沒需要那麼多

Buy a T-Shirt so I can afford this.

呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTE!!!

我可以讓這復原嗎??

Cow what the frickie dude.

這花的是值得的

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD HANG THEM!

這花的值得

That's adorable!!! (✿◠‿◠)

啊...它傷害了我的靈魂

*laughs then sighs loudly* Yes..

這是為了Joergen好嗎 為了Joergen

Are you kidding me? I'm one short.

買件T-shirt讓我付得起這個

DAMMIT!!!

我 的 天

It's for Joergen.

它太太太可愛了

It's for Joergen. Do it for Joergen.

他太kawaiiiiii了 老兄

Smurgan Purgan.

我的天 我不知道你還可以掛它們

OH MY GOD I'M ONE SHOR- oh never mind *laughs*

這真的很可愛

Perfect!

yess

Oh my god I- oh there's the gate.

你在開玩笑嗎..我只差一個

Oh you know what would be cute?

該死!!

Having like a little C A UL D R O N

為了Joergen 只為了 Joergen做這件事

Cauldron. Are they expensive?

sOmErGEN PoERgEn???

AHHHH I'm not making that- Oh it's for Joergen though.

我的天又差一個??

I have these stones. *laughs*

喔..別介意...

*groans* Guys.

完~美

Alright.

喔喔這裡有個門

I can't enter now :/

你知道什麼會更可愛嗎??

ahhhh!

放一個小鍋釜

Like wouldn't it be cute...

鍋

If he had this littl- oh there's already water in it.

釜

Perfect.

喔..這很貴貴

Look, so he can make a drinky drink :)

啊啊啊啊啊~

So he can make slurp slurp!

我才不要做那個鬼東東

Can I ride the Llamas? I can't. (you can)

雖然是為了 Joergen

Okay

但我有這些小石頭

We're gonna have to

大家

Trans-

好了

I DON'T WANNA RIDE YOU!!

我現在能進去了

AHH

啊

Alright I'll push you then. Geez.

它現在不會可愛

Out!

如果它有這個小小的...

No!

喔原來下面已經有水了...完美

No cows can en- oh god this is an- oh god

看 他現在可以自己喝喝水了

Joergen has already escaped *whEEZE*

可以吸吸水

GET OUT!

我可以騎草尼馬嗎?? 喔..不行

Yes!

我們必須..

This is for Joergen only!

我才不想騎你

Joergen Smurgen o- What is this?

啊

DON'T GO BACK IN!!

好吧 我只能推他們

Gosh.

老天

This is why we can't have nice things in Minecraft!

不 牛不能進 喔..天哪

Get out.

這是...喔天哪 Joergen已經嚇跑了

Oh NOW it works!

滾邊啦!!

Let's go there

對

You too

這只給Joergen而已

Dinnerbone, you can stay.

Joergen smorergen

Oh look! Look how cute.

噢

Joergen has a little friend in here.

這是...

YOU DON'T BELONG!!!

別回來這裡

Don't EVER speak to Joergen again! *woof*

天哪..

That's right Maya.

這是為什麼在Minecraft沒好事

Look he has a cute little- you can drink water now.

滾開

Okay that's freaking adorbs!

喔...現在又可以了..

I don't care what anyone says!

你就滾去那

Okay so you may wonder 'why do I have this ugly wall here?'

你也是

Well I wanted to try out

dinnerbone你可以留下

If I could build like a... hidden door.

快看 超可愛

The thing is like...

Joergen有位好朋友在這

'Cause now,

你沒資格!!(((激動

When I

永遠別想和Joergen講話

AHHH

對的 Maya

Now when I ride out with Joergen Smurgen

看它有一個可愛的小....

It doesn't work!

你現在可以喝水了

It doesn't work

好的 那真的 超級可愛

I could make a door with like

我才不管其他人說啥

No, they're too sm- They're too small for Joergen.

所以..

So I want to make like a...

你也許在想為什麼這裡有個醜醜的牆

Like a...

呃..

A piston door, I think.

我想試試..

Because pistons are fun.

蓋個隱藏門??

GET AWAY FROM HERE!

我想法就像..

So- So when me and Joergen go out on adventure,

因為現在..

We hit button,

當我

Door open, and we go out and it's epic fun time.

當我想騎著Joergen出去時

Okay let's do that.

這行不通

I don't know how to do that.

出不去

Let's figure it out, right Sven?

我能做個門但會像..

Let's use our pee-pee poo-poo brain

對Joergen來說太小

Okay. Okay so first what we have to do is we have to cook a steak.

所以我想做像..

I need-

像個..

I know I have-

活塞門..我想

Okay I have three sticky pistons.

因為活塞很好玩

I think I might need more.

滾開這裡

I need these, and I need lever.

所以當我跟Joergen出去冒險時

Probably a new axe.

我們按按鈕..

I don't know how my anvil broke and I'm so low on steel!

門打開然後我們出去

Fine. Y'know what? Fine this is-

然後就是史詩級的玩樂時間

I have a lotta diamonds, okay?

我們開始做唄

I think- I think I can spare to make an axe.

我不知道怎麼做這東西

What level am I? 27??? I'm freaking rich'a'fricky

讓我們搞清楚

Alright, enchantment time!

對吧~Sven

What did we get?

讓我們用霹霹噗噗腦想

What did we get? What did we get?

好的~

Efficiency 3!! Okay I guess I'll take it.

首先...

Dude, can we talk about how I'm fully diamond?

我們先來煮牛排

Can we talk about that? You guys wanna talk about that?

我需要...

You wanna talk how rich I am?

我知道我有很多...

I have so much diamond but no steel?

我有三個黏性活塞

How will this work?

我想我應該需要更多

Let's test it out on neutral ground.

我需要這個 然後還有操縱桿

I don't know how sticky piston work.

大概還需要一支新斧頭

But I think what they can do is they hol-

我的鐵鉆壞了...

They hold the-

我的鐵礦快沒了

The block that it's...

好吧..你知道嗎?..好吧

Listen I'm a Minecraft veteran, I think I know better than you.

我有很多鑽石的(+3+)

So don't even... Steven Smeden.

我覺得我可以用一些去做斧頭

How does this work?

我現在幾等?? 2 7 ??

Does it come ba- IT COMES BACK! That's epic!

我超有錢的餒

So, the idea...

好的..附魔時間!!!

Then, Joergen if could just stay over here.

我們能附魔什麼呢??

Oh god this is gonna be annoying.

有什麼?有什麼呢??

NO ONE GOES NEAR JOERGAN!

效率三!!

NO ONE GOES NEAR JOERGAN!

我想我們就附魔這個

Why can't you leave us alone?

兄弟們～我想我們可以討論我為何有超多的鑽石

No!

我們能聊嗎??

You cannot enter, you shall not pass.

你們想聊嗎??

God I hate you all.

你們想聊我有多有錢嗎??

Leave us al- leave us.

我為何有那麼多鑽石但沒有鐵

LEAVE US!

這會怎麼運作...?

LEAVE US!

我們在這個地面試試

Oh you're asking for it. You're asking for it. You're asking!

我不知道黏性活塞怎麼運作的

Don't come near you'll get fricked.

但我想它們能黏著..

Okay. One, two, three. NO!!

能黏著方塊

NO!

聽著 我是Minecraft老手我覺得我知道的比你多

AHH! I'll kill all of you.

所以別... steven smegen

Oh my god, you frick.

這怎麼運作...

Already extremely annoyed.

他會回來ㄇ...會回來!!真是歷史性一刻

Wait a minute, can we even go through this?

所以我的想法是..

*groan* Joergan is too fat.

Joergen你就在這吧~

Sorry Joergan.

我的老天這一定會很吵

Yeah, you bette- aw.

沒人能靠近Joergen

You're just showing off now, you're just showing off.

你們不能靠近Joergen 喔..

So that means we need three more sticky pistons.

你們為什麼不能離我們遠一點

Dammit! I'm poor.

你不能進來 你不能通過

Don't worry about the yelling, Sven. It's literally Pappy has a tough day at work.

討厭你們全部

HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH???

離我們遠點..離開我們!!

Oh my god!

滾開!!!!

Pistons, yes. It's only one steel so we actually can afford it.

滾開!!!!( /0A0)/

I think I have slime. Yes I do.

你逼我的 ..是你逼我的 你自己活該

With a squeeze of lemon and lime.

別靠近這裡你會嚇死

Okay, slime- no! Piston.

一..二...三...不!!!

Sticky piston. One.

不!!!!(0皿0)/

Okay, then one, two.

啊!!我會殺光光你們

This better be cool!

我的天..你這怪咖

This better flippin' dippin',

已經吵到爆炸了

skinny dippin',

等一下..

ball pippin'...

我們能過得去嗎?

Get away from him Joergen!

Joergen太胖了

He's evil.

抱歉 Joergen

Okay, so... This will go here...

對 ..你最好..喔(=_=)

I realised this whole contraption needs to come further back.

你現在只是在炫耀 你在炫耀..

God you're annoying!!!

所以這代表我們還需要三個黏性活塞

If it wasn't for Water Sheep, I would get rid of all of you.

該死 我很窮

All of you would go bye bye.

別在意那個尖叫聲 Sven

Just so you know.

那是拔比今天在工作上有點難熬

Just so you know.

你是怎麼過來的!!??

Ahhh... I think I fricked up again.

活塞...

For the third time.

只需要一個...

It's my frick day.

只需要一個鐵而已所以我們其實做得出來

Birthday I mean. Today...

我記得我有史萊姆....對我有

Thanks for all the birthday wishes.

和一些擠壓檸檬和萊姆

Why did I said that, that's a lie.

好的 史萊ㄇ... 不 活塞

Okay,

黏性活塞 一個

Did I frick up again?

然後一 二

I cannot frick up three times.

這最好能很酷

I've never fricked up three times.

這最好 flipbendipen

One, two, three.

skinnydipben ballhipben

And then.. It will go here.

Joergen離他遠一點

And then... One,

他很邪惡..

two... Two...

好的..所以..這個放這裡

Two, three.

我意識到這玩意兒需要後退一格

You will pee in my... Skiis.

天哪 你們很吵(=_=)

That sucks. We gotta get rid of lantern.

如果不是為了水羊 我會把你們全趕走

Okay so, This is how it looks like when the doors are open.

你們全部都會掰掰

Now I just need to wire it somehow.

我只這樣跟你說讓你知道

I got your...

我只是讓你們知道

Thankyou. Thankyou.

呃...我想我又蓋錯了

Keep telling them to leave.

第三次

Hopefully I can make it as clean as possible.

今天是搞砸的一天

I don't really get how...

生日我想...

Redstone works.

今天...謝謝所有的生日願望

I'm still like, I don't know.

為啥我要說這個~這是謊話

Should I make it go under or above?

我又搞砸了一次嗎??

Or both?

我可不能搞砸三次

That does not activate it.

我永遠不會搞砸第三次

What?

然後 它會往這裡走

Maybe it's better if I go under.

你 會 尿 尿 在 我 的 滑 雪 板 (?

He just hit me with a gate?

這很糟糕..我們要移除燈籠

He can't hit me with a gate!

好的所以...這是門打開看起來的樣子

Gosh, okay. I'm almost done.

現在我只需要...一些線連接之類的

I'm almost done!

我抓到你的....

If you just leave me alone.

感恩感恩你

Let me think.

繼續跟他們說叫他們滾

What?

希望我能讓它看起來越簡單越好

How is that connected?

我實在還是無法理解.....

Is there like an-

紅石的運作方式

What?

我還是像...我不知道?

This game makes zero sense.

我應該要讓他往下還是上

Look how much space there is.