and grab your pickaxe cause it's Minecraft Time

然後抓起你的鎬子，因為現在是麥塊TIME

isn't that right, Sven?

我說的對不對啊?斯溫

Sven agrees, excellent!

汪

We made a lot of changes to the- not really, I just got uhh

斯溫同意了，太棒了

these items on the wall? So like now I know what's in each thing,

我們做了很多改變，對這.. .

pretty epic :D thank you guys for giving the tips

好像也沒有

Also, I'm fricking rich now.

我只是把這些道具用在牆上

*cute pewds happiness noises*

所以現在我知道，哪個箱子是放那些東西

Isn't that right Sven? We are super rich.

其實蠻不錯的，謝謝你們大家給的提醒

Yes we are!

而且我現在他喵很富裕了

You're not getting anything.

我說的對不對，斯溫，我現在很有

Alright, there's one thing I wanted to do, uhh...

對，我們現在很富裕，你不會給我半點東西

Yes, yes wait it's coming. Sven, don't worry.

好了，現在有件事我想去做

You guys told me you can dye his collar, if you just add a dye on it and click on it.

好了好了，等等就來了斯溫，別擔心

So like...

好，你各位說可以染牠的顏色

Oh my god! Sven! You look amazing. Seriously.

只要你拿著染料點牠一下

So good. Here you go. Love you.

所以就像這樣

Uhh, what else? What else?

喔

We got llama, and...

買

m... mooc?

尬

And water cow!

斯溫，你看起來超級棒，真D

Water sheep is still here, of course.

超棒，給你

Water sheep, you wouldn't think about escaping, would you?

愛你

(Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa!)

還有啥來著

That's what I thought.

我們有羊駝

YOU NEVER SPEAK UNTIL YOU'RE SPOKEN TO! BE QUIET!

還有ㄇ..還有水牛

Garbage. You're trash.

水羊還在這邊，當然的

You're subhuman trash.

水羊，你有想過出來嗎?

YO!

哇嗚，你看起來很性感 長官

I've been making sure to feed him so he doesn't despawn.

這就是我想的

Uhh...

你永遠沒辦法出來的，給我閉嘴

Just enough to keep him alive. There you go. DON'T!

拉基，垃圾

Give me hearts.

你這像人的拉基

Uhh, what else? Joergen's here,

我得餵牠，讓牠別不見

cow is here, llama here,

確保牠活著就好

very epic time!

別!!!

Oh, yes, you guys told me you can just place a carpet.

給我愛心

You don't have to have a gate. Just put a carpet.

還有什麼，約爾根在這邊，牛在這邊

Nice... nice job Notch,

羊駝(?)在這邊，非常潮

you dummy thicc.

喔對了，你各位告訴我的

Uhh, we also have, pigs now I guess.

你可以直接放個地毯在這

I don't know. This is pretty boring.

不用放門，你可以直接放地毯

There you go, there you go.

做得好notch

Also chickens! Hello chickens!

你這dummy thick

Sorry, I forgot your food!

我們還有豬，我想，我不知道，雖然蠻無聊的

Oh, no, you're gonna starve! Oh, this is so sad.

還有雞，哈囉雞雞

Oh yeah, and you guys told me how to fix the farming with the pumpkins and the cactuses,

抱歉，我忘了你們的食物

Because uhh,

喔不你們會餓死的，這真難過

You have to place a block spare one.

對了，你們教我，怎麼重建農地

So now, business is good.

為了這些仙人掌跟黃瓜

Buisness is good.

你得放個方塊擋著

And I'm not gonna lie, this Minecraft veteran knows what he's doing.

這事業相當成功

I remember I want to burn down this tree because it's in the way and it's super annoying. Hello. There you go burn

我可不會說謊，我這麥塊老將知道自己在幹嘛

Epic burn time. Oh

喔對，我想起來，我得燒了這些樹

Yes, I wanted to do this as well. So you guys told me

因為它們擋到路了，而且超惱人的

Sven What Are You Doing There!

這就對了，燒毀

Guys, oh god, I shouldn't be walking around with this in my head

祝你燒毀快樂

Sven come in please. I need to make a banner Oh, perfect. I have six. Okay, uno dos tres Quatro says

喔!我也想做這個

Your mother is a place

你們告訴我

Sexy ladies, okay

你們告訴我

Give me cotton and then Bing bong Bing bong. Listen, I remember because I

斯溫，你在衝三小

Minecraft before you be quiet. What? Oh, we work. Okay, cool

你們...唉唷，我不該拿這個逛來逛去

Yellow dye yellow. Dye yellow. Dye

斯溫，進來好嗎

Where is my yellow? Dye. Hello?

我得做個旗子，不錯不錯，我剛好有六個

How are you?

你媽最正點

That's not gonna be enough. Where is it? Hi, how are you? Is this gonna be enough Bing bong?

性感小姐

Huh? What happen?

羊毛，給我羊毛

Are you okay?

然後這樣

Huh? Eat potato. suburficnv Oh, there you go. Okay. Okay. Gosh. Be careful. It's a court

聽著，我還記得，因為我比你早玩麥塊

I'd put a carpet here. Just sit sit sit

安靜

Good boy, okay, and we make Swedish banner and then apparently I can do this. Oh

啥小

Oh, yeah gamers. Oh, yeah, its gaming week god. Damn. We look good. Can I see it? Yeah me and the boys

喔!我們成功了，ok酷

Me and the boys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah x-men, please

黃色染料....

Look at this. Look at this dude. That's awesome. Thanks for all the tips guys

我的黃色染料去哪了，哈囉??

Now we do have some plans for today and it's gonna be pretty epic

近來如何

Because if you remember last episode we had a little problem with some Raiders they're gonna die, basically

這應該夠了吧

And I might make dynamite okay, I think I remember a

最近如何?

Bing bong Bing bong bong and Bing bong bong bong be okay cool

應該夠吧

Then I would bring you with me, but it's gonna be pretty dangerous

怎麼了!?

All right gaming week. Let's freakin get it

你還好嗎

Should I make Gucci pants everyone keep saying I should make Gucci pants. All right. Let's make Gucci pants

吃馬鈴薯

I didn't want to make Russia pants for a very long time. What's a green guy? Kelp? Maybe your nose? Oh, hello

天啊，小心點好嗎

Kelp is kelp a green guy. Let's check it out. No, it isn't. I need the green Gucci pants

原來是我在這放了地毯

I can't go on an adventure without Gucci pants how to make green Gucci pants green. Dye cactus

坐...

Oh, I have those Bing bong Bing bong

好孩子

Let's get that mill and die. Wait what you never

然後我們做出瑞典國旗

You cook the cactus so this is a Gucci visit, huh? Whoa, you can cook cactus blast protection fire protection

然後很明顯的，我可以

Okay. So, how do you make leather armor?

這個

boom

喔耶，玩家們

Okay gamers. Okay. Okay. Okay gamers bing bang bong

喔耶，是遊戲周

My fat slum here we go. Why did I make it green blue would be so much cooler. What am I doing? I

天殺的，我看起來超棒

Mean it is Gucci though

我可以看看盾牌嗎，喔耶，我和這孩子

Fine. Okay, fine. I'll change them in I'll change I'll change I'll change. Okay, okay

我和這孩子

All right

嘿，斯溫 拜託

me and the boy

看看這個，看看這仁兄

ready for some adventure Oh

這真讚

Red around. All right. We'll see how this guy's

謝謝這些教學，各位

Hold down the fort for me Sven. Oh, there it is. We're gonna blow it up

今天我們有個計劃

gonna blow it to smithereens

而且這會很屌

baby with this fish

因為如果你記得上一集

That's right. Okay, so maybe if I run okay, the plan is I Russian I block out all the exits. I

我們有些小麻煩，因為一些攻略

Set up the bomb and then I blow it up in front of them so I can see their tears while I do it

他們基本上會因為這而死

Look at them look at idiots, but they're talking about dumb stuff

我該怎麼做炸藥

okay, here we go, which way to

我想...我記得是...

Get out of my way gamers boom don't think so

斯溫，我會讓你跟著我，但是這有些危險

The back Oh

好了，這可是遊戲周

Joe tada, okay. So we want one on each floor right Bing boom. Boom BAM

讓我們開始吧

Cheney ah what slight problem in the matrix? I can't put redstone downward gamer week kidding me. Yeah

我該做Gucci褲嗎?

Yeah, it works. Look gamers. It works

大家都一直說我該做Gucci褲

Okay

好，讓我們做Gucci褲

We've got to get rid of this stairs now, I've got angry they're

大家都想要Gucci褲很久了

Dumb nothing's gonna save you nothing

綠色染料要什麼

There's another bomb here then I don't know

海草?可能?

How about of redstone

海草

It's gonna be a short fuse boys

海草是綠色染料的材料嗎，讓我看看

it's gonna be if

不是，它不是

It's gonna fit your feet

我需要綠色的Gucci褲

Okay, okay. All right gamers

我沒Gucci褲要怎麼去冒險

It's gaming week

如何做Gucci...綠色染料(如何讓我的雞雞不再那麼小)

What happened nothing happened

仙人掌

Bhandari

我有些

Defense defense II Oh God. I thought I blew it up. We've been set up. It was a trap cheap subscribe

讓我們弄個染料...等等啥小

That's a lot of them. It's alright, it's gaming week. Ah

你在烹煮仙人掌!?

Cricket, okay. Oh my god. There's so many she believer Swedish feedback

所以這就是Gucci的做法

She says okay. Okay. Okay new plan new plan the plan new plan

你可以煮仙人掌

I'm scared Thanks. So many, okay

防護、火焰防護

Here we go, here we go, they didn't explode

ok，所以要怎麼做皮甲

Let's go

ok玩家們okokok玩家們

Gaber got rekt

我們走!我幹嘛要做綠色的，藍色的酷多了

Give me all your stuff. Oh whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, look they dropped cactus. I

我在衝三小

Gamers time to bounce hoes mad hoes man. Okay. I think that was pretty successful

我意思是這可是Gucci

Jurgen it was amazing. I wish you could be there so much

好啦，我改

Okay, we're gonna stock up on hay and meat because we are gonna head out

好了

I really want to go on an adventure with Jurgen and Sven together and you guys told me that you can put

我和這孩子

Then and Jurgen with you on a boat, so I'm like, okay. Well, that's a big so Sven

準備好要冒險了

Pack up your best smile

我們得看看怎麼過去

cuz today

跟緊我，斯溫

We ride together

就在這

Let's see. Is there a direction? I haven't had it yet like a headed sow, maybe we should try this directions

我們會炸飛他

So when you come up with us, right?

將他炸成碎片

What are we gonna find who knows epic gaming adventure water awesome

與這條魚

So, I think I have to put the leash on

沒有錯

Jurgen okay spent in the boat in the boat you go

所以我可能

Go in the boat Sven. It's safe. Don't worry. There you

ok所以計畫是，我直接衝進去，然後擋住唯一的出口

Go yet

我放好炸彈

Come back

然後我在他們面前炸飛他們

Gosh, damn it. Okay, and now I go inside. Is he still in? Yes. Oh my god

所以我才能看到他們哭哭

Does it work? Oh my god. Yes

看看他們，看看這群傻子

Oh

他們在說一些智障東西

Heck yeah me and the boys own adventure I think I've been there

ok我們上

Maybe I should just head south you okay, you're again, let me know if you won't break Swedish Viking

槍在手跟我走

Discovers new lands. Oh, man. I want to find our underwater temple. That was so cool

別擋路玩家們

I know they are in the game, but I never found one

想都別想

again

所以我們要一樓一個是吧

You're getting no no you're getting here again here again, what are you doing the lasso Oh God, but

啥，樓梯是個問題，我不能讓紅石往下??

Yard again, please. I thought you were safe

遊戲周，你在開我玩笑?

like God

成功了，玩家們看看 成功了

At least when stays in the boat, can we get a lifejacket for cement please?

ok很棒

We found the sunken ship gamers

看起來我們得處理這樓梯

With magma blocks, we found a sunken temple. Okay, this is perfect then

我被他們激怒了

Stay in the boat

蠢貨

do is practice you're gonna

沒有人能救你們

Stay in the same first we discover the what? Oh my god

這裡有炸彈嗎，我不知道

Whoa, it could be dangerous inside

我要放紅石

Well, I never gotten these materials before could this be a water temple man? I'd be so happy

這個只會有很短的反應時間 弟兄們

This is a ruin isn't it? No treasure if I can't get every gamer loot then don't waste my time

好了，玩家們

Isn't that right here again? Yeah, there we go - see this is what I'm coming

遊戲周來了

Okay. All right, it's good for your again. Maybe not for me anything else? There's usually two

發生啥事!?啥事都沒發生

All right gaming must go on

不!我要掛了

Loot or without load. It's not about what we find. It's about having fun guys. Don't worry

防禦，保護我

We'll find the gamer Lou. Oh

天啊，我以為我炸飛它了

Epic. Oh

天啊，這人也太多

Heck yeah. All right Jurgen. You can come with me Sven. Stay in the boat

ok啦這就是遊戲周

Guard the boat Sven. So this is how I got so rich

啊!他喵的

Because these you can get a ton of hay from a wreath or whatever

他們也太多人

I just stole I just sold everyone's wheat and sold it to them and they paid me bunch of money

okokok新計畫新計畫

stinks everyone

天啊，我好害怕

Hi gamers

他們人超多

Just want your stuff. You see we grab these and we resell them. Just give me one moment. Hello, sir wanna do business?

我們上...

Okay epic

他們沒炸

Pleasure doing business with you god damn. These guys are rich

我們上!

Unlike these poor cities I keep going to oh

玩家們被爆打

Look the stoners having a bat that's cute

把所有東西都給我

Are you enjoying? Okay, never mind, then. It's getting dark. Maybe I should sleep here

看!他們掉了仙人掌

What up gamers? Did you sleep? Well, here's okay

好了玩家們，是時候閃人了

Alright we head out

oik我想這挺成功的

You're gonna see a little scared of the water but it's safe don't worry we're looking for water temple. We will find water temple Oh

約爾根，這可真是驚人

Found one

我超希望你也在那邊

It's your again gonna be okay if I leave him in the water what happens to your again?

好，我們準備好肉跟乾草

Does he go down with me? Let's swim here again our

因為我們要出去

Car is dangerous Jurgen back off back off back off

我很希望約爾根跟斯溫可以和我一起冒險

Whoa

然後你們跟我說可以讓我把約爾根跟斯溫和我一起坐船

Get him Sven. Oh

所以我就想，ok這可真屌

He dropped gold heck. Yeah just here for the loot gamers out. There. There is none y'all get my god

所以斯溫

Yeah, you're scaring Sven here again

帶上你最棒的笑容

Come back boy

因為今天

Even in the water, that's literally physically impossible what you just did come here. We're not leaving Jurgen. We're not leaving

我們一起出發

It's better if you've got you know what you're getting one would never do this

不過我好像沒個方向

Subscribe. Hey looking at a city we can do stinks in

或許我們該嘗試往這走，斯溫你在跟著我們走對吧，哈哈!他好可愛

alright gamers wait by the boat Jesus Christ the rich

我們會發現什麼，誰知道

Now okay now I can afford buying Gucci pants instead of making them instead of making fake ones this is amazing

超潮的冒險遊戲

What is there a pirate ship in your city what

水

This is even oh my god

水啦!

That's crazy

我想呢

Boners mean there's a cat. Oh my god. Yes. I've been carrying our fishes just so I can tame you. Hey kitty

我得先用將繩綁住約爾根

You're going in the bucket. I

好了，斯溫，快搭船

See you got to sneak up to the kitties. Hey, hey kitty

快上船斯溫，很安全的，別擔心

Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

喔歐齁，超可愛的

What this?

約爾根!!!!!!回來

Maybe we need to paralyze it first

該死

Hey kitty kitty kitty kitty, where do you go

現在換我上船

You didn't see anything

他還在嗎?yes!

It can't be no witnesses. So it's dark now, but I think that might actually be better because now we can see

這成...歐買尬!yes!

The water if it lifts up

喔!棒呆了!我和孩子們

Whoa, look at that, dude

冒險之旅

Whoa, whoa, okay. It's a harpoon guy. Oh god, I can't deal with harpoon guy Oh God