That's right, Sven is here. It's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft

是的! Sven在這裡，今天是美好的一天

That's right Sven is here, it's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft

今天我們要玩Minecraft

How did I become a Minecraft channel and everyone is on board with it if this video gets a million likes we're gonna make it

為什麼我變成麥塊頻道

minecraft month no

而大家甚至以此為樂

I'm kidding or am I? Okay

如果這部影片破百萬點閱我們就要做

So first of all, we have a lot to stuff to do today aren't we Sven? AAA I broke my ankle. Sven come on down from there

Minecraft 月 (喔耶泰好惹>:'D)

I've been getting a lot of tips from you guys from on the reddit and one of them was how you

不，不只是開玩笑而已

Change to a Swedish banner flag. So we're gonna make that because I made a lot of epic upgrades to the house

還是我要做? OK

Isn't that epic Sven? He's so excited. He's leaving me look at that. That's beautiful his friend

所以，偶們有hen多的事要做

Hey, he doesn't he want to look at me.

對吧sven，

Uhm, I accidentally killed his

阿，我摔斷腿了，sven從那邊下來

Boat cows friend. He's like, "I'm not making eye contact with you"

我在Reddit上跟你們學了很多技巧

I'm sorry, he had to die

而其中一個就是

Right Sven?

怎麽把旗子的圖案換成瑞典的國旗

Sven agrees. Okay. So we're gonna make the banner there's one thing I want to do first is because as you can see

所以我們要去做那個

minecraft cow's lot of sound (subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)(sorry for any mistake)

因為我為房子做了一點點的史詩升級

Let them free. God, it's lagging

sven，484很ㄅㄧㄤˋ ?

There's always something else to do in this game god damn it

他很興奮，他在離開我

Ehhhh- also this series got a shout-out from the god of Minecraft, Notch himself. Thank you Notch for watching

看我的房子，484很漂漂?

Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Okay, you ga-gamers get to eat now. Here you go. Here you go

嘿，sven的朋友，他根本不想看我一眼

You get to eat you get to eat you all get wheat you all get wheat. Just calm down

我...我意外地殺死他的

I know it's very- look there plenty of space but come on space. They're moving

船牛朋友?，他想是在說:

If they had- if they didn't have space they wouldn't be moving. Am I right gamers?

"我不想要跟你有任何的眼神接觸D:

Oh my god - OH!

我很抱歉，但是他必須死

*laughs*

對不對，Sven?

The game froze, what happened?

Sven同意

*laughs*

OK。所以我們要去做旗子

NO! NO!

但是我要先去做一件事

Ooo I almost let them out. Okay, so I have this new system

你們可以看到

Double gate gamers. Get out of the way cow double gate.

牛有自己的空間

Ok gamers, You're free

閉嘴!

You're free be free. Oh my god

我連我自己的聲音都聽不到，歐天哪!

*laughs while being drowned by hundreds of sheep*

牛有足夠的空間

Yeah

但是可憐的羊沒有

Oh my god, there's so many of you

所以我想，我們還是

Look there's plenty of space. I'm so generous

讓他們自由

Now where were the ones I let out I want to kill them look at that beautiful beautiful isn't that beautiful Jeorgen

天殺的這遊戲永遠有其他事情可以做

Jeorgen, I'm speaking to you. Hello. What are you doing? Oh God. Okay. I'll kill the mom

還有

Okay, so there is actually a reason I did all that

這部影片Minecraft之神，Notch他自己

Which we'll get to in a second. I just need to organize my inventory. Oh wow

謝謝Notch的觀看

This is look good Felix, and I also built a fence. So Sven can't die from the lava

好了，我完成了X2

Don't worry gamer. If Sven dies this playthrough is over

OK你們可以吃了

Okay. So the reason why we need

你一份，你也一份

it's because apparently this is

給你吃，給你吃

Redstone which activates stuff so if I happen to put down a dynamite

你們都有小麥

It would activate the dynamite and therefore my house would blow up which is not good in Minecraft

你們都有小麥X2

Generally, you want to avoid blowing up your house. That's the pro tip from a veteran gamer. You guys are welcome if we cut the

只要冷靜就好

Sheep. We can make wool which we can make I'm like doing the Swedish accent on ironically at this point chop chip chip chip

我知道這非常的....

Chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chicken. Come on, we would all ship ship ship ship

你看他們有多少空間，他們在移動

*snip snip snip*

如果他們沒有空間他們就不能動了

I don't care what Peter says I don't care. You will ship your Winship

我說得對不對玩家們?

(Oh god the lag 3x)

天啊!他們 哈哈哈

This is what you created PETA if I can't kill them

遊戲剛剛當了一下，發生什麼事了??

overpopulation will happen

不!!!!不!!

*sheep casually walks through fence gate*

我差點讓他們出來

DON'T ESCAPE

OK所以我創造了新的東東

No one escapes if anyone else tries it

雙重柵欄!玩家們

That's what I thought. Okay gamers. Now we have wooL. What the Frick are you doing?

牛 給我滾開 雙重柵欄

(PETA wants to know you location)

ok玩家們

That's what you get and that same thing will happen to you one day

你們自由了!!!

If you ever make it out of there wish you won't by the way your doom there for eternity

你們自由了!!自由了!!

That's right. Let's also make sure we

喔我的天呀www

pay our respects

Yeah

Ok, ok gamers. Ok. So now we have a Frick ton of wool

天啊!好多羊阿

But we need to dye it obviously, I think you use flowers to dye

看，這邊有一點空間，我真是慷慨

So we need yeah

好，那幾隻逃走的在哪裡?

We need blue and red yellow obviously and I think I want to make the carpet black, which will you get from?

我要殺了他們

Why am I talking on ironically about this? And why are you on ironically my cheek? I

尼看看 漂亮 真漂亮

Think you get the black from the squids, which I will kill now watch me gamers. Do you swim faster next to dolphins?

那484很漂亮?Joergan?

I didn't realize that there used to be a million squids here. What the Frick?

Joergan，我在跟你說話!

Stupid fish ruin my life

哈囉，你在幹嘛??

But you get fish show me where the squids are. What are you doing Sven? (Sven: I go into boat)

好啦，我把媽媽殺掉

God fuck it

所以，那是為什麼我做那些

Alright fine fine. You can just take over. Why are you not dead?

然後，我們要做得下一件事

Go away.

就是整理我們的箱子

I will frick you, I'll frick a skeleton. You have bones. I like it!

Oh wow

Oh, yeah, and I caught a dolphin I remember is it still here what?

Feilx，這真棒

The dolphin escaped it was down here. I swear

我還放了一些柵欄，Sven才不會掉進岩漿

What the hell it why did the dolphin escape -

玩家們甭擔心

Why my dolphin not working? Lol? Ok gamers. This is an epic moment is an epic moment

如果Sven死了就結束了

Uh-huh, he agrees

OK所以這就是為什麼我們需要 (剪刀???)

Hello there fellow tradesmen

很明顯的這是紅石磚

What are you selling?

可以啟動一些東西

Whoa, I need those

所以如果我放了TNT

God don't spit. I think I need the time but they're so expensive

紅石會啟動TNT

Shut up Jo - shut - I'm thinking I'm thinking. Okay. How much do they cost?

然後我的房子就Bang掉了

A bucket of tropical fish dude, I can get a tropical fish I go get a tropical fish be right back

在Minecraft中是非常母湯的

Yeah, man, I can't play this game for two seconds without getting distracted. I have other stuff planned this episode

如果你想避免把房子炸掉

They wasn't supposed to go this way Oh God get the money get the money

這是一個專業玩家給你一個專業建議

I feel like I just ran into the ice cream truck or some thing

不客氣

I'm gonna get a goddamn bucket of fish and it's gonna be awesome

如果我們剪掉

bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish

羊

Come on bucket of fish. Oh, he's still here. Thank God. I got a piece so bad weird bucket of fish is waiting

我們可以有羊毛 去做那些...

All right bucket of fish man.

我尤其喜歡在這時刻用我的瑞典口音

I'm sinking as I'm talking... It's really annoying

剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪

Can heat cheap gravity I get two bucket of fishes and I'll get these

Come on!!

because I know I can do something with them two bucket of fish and

你們都要被剪 剪 剪 剪!

Now comes the best part the murdering

我不管其他人怎麼說

That's right. Give me back my money. Oh god, they're spitting stop it

我不在乎

Stop it. I didn't do anything. I'm innocent. I am 100% innocent what you just witness was

你會被剪

He hacked your eyes

你們都會被剪

God, damn it. Why would you spit on me?

不要一直當阿

Why would you spit on me?

天殺的lag 這就是養太多羊又不殺他們

I spit on you I took

就會羊口過剩

Filthy collections. I spit on you and your mother

不要逃跑

Jeorgen would never spit on me. Okay, so we're gonna - I'm looking for squids. That's why I came here

沒有人可以逃跑

stupid squid DDD

如果有其他人想試試

Where are you? I will find you squids

那就是我會做的

Whoa, what is this?

OK玩家們

Whoa, this is literally in my house and I've never seen it

現在我們有羊毛了

Nunnally freaky-deaky, what is this?

你到底的在這幹嘛?

Okay, I'm drowing oh god I keep getting distracted we were supposed to make a Swedish banner god dammit

那是你應得的

Why is this in my backyard who put this here? I've never seen these blocks before

然後這有一天也會發生在你身上

Allah what there's people down there. Ah

如果你逃離這裡

Water people why you live there? However, never noticed this back off water people

你會迎接你永恆的末日

All right, what do people got pooped on is there a chest down here or something

好

*LE GASP* There's a chest down here!

讓我確定我們

And it's garbage, although there is a treasure map. Am I actually full again? I don't need that. What was I doing?

紀念Jørgen一世

The flag Felix. Okay, fine. We'll do the flag. All right, Jeorgen you're coming with me. We're gonna pick flowers

ok

It's picking flowers with my best bro Jeorgen time. All right, I need you did. Why can't I go oh

ok玩家們

He's on the leash. I'm sorry again.

我們有一些羊毛了

I was like why is it not working? There you go

很明顯的，我們要把他染色

Now we can go oh my god nothing like picking flowers with your best bro ain't it. Okay blue is well perfect

我想是要用花去染色

Absolutely epic

所以需要

If we could find red as well, that'd be oh

對 顯然我們需要藍 紅 黃

Yeah. Oh, yeah there again today is our day

我還想要紅...黑色地毯

It's gaming week

那個來自

Possibly gaming month Jeorgen. Think about that like minecraft is probably the only gaming where I would actually enjoy picking flowers

為什麼我會諷刺地討論這件事? x2

But it's so nice, isn't it?

我覺得要從烏賊上拿黑色染料

You ruin everything

我現在要殺的

Don't ever look at Jeorgen again. Okay, we got plenty of red dye. This is perfect. Stop stop in the name of Lord

看好了 玩家們

You don't want to go to my prison. I did you a favor. Oh

我在海豚旁邊會游的比較快嗎?

It's Enderman. Oh

我沒注意到那個

It's no dammit. I know I'm supposed to kill them because of the ender dragon

這邊之前很多烏賊的

But that's all I know the pearls are something. Anyway, I think we have our stuff we'll head back

發生啥事

It's gaming week. I thought they looked cool. Okay, they're like glowing stuff. It's epic carpet

笨魚>:o

Right, so how do we okay just like that cool

毀了我的生活

We're making the dye youtube de monetization bought just picked up me saying the bad word. Okay, cool

但是我可以拿到魚

So now we have red wool. This is epic

告訴我烏賊在哪邊

Do I know how many I need absolutely not we'll just go buy the floor bing-bam-boom bing bang bong Bing bong

Sven你在幹麼?

You know, I need your knee when

天殺的ww

BIM BAM boom next we make the banner. Okay, so I have to follow the tutorial you guys made

好啦 可以

First, we make a banner

好 你可以跟他待在一起

And it has to be blue. So we need six of the blue light blue

為什麼你沒死?

No dark blue Frick it I need three more. I have two more

滾開

Frick it. Oh, yeah, the reason about the shells because I know you can combine it with heart of the sea

我會打爆你'

That's all I know clearly all I know. Oh, yeah. These can make blue dye. Perfect. Ah

我會打死你 骷髏

That's not a design flaw. That's a feature. Thank you. One two three

你有骨頭

Epic gamer can't you see

我喜歡

I make me a blue flag-ie

喔!我抓到了一隻海豚

epic

我記得記得他在這邊嗎?

Okay, so we do one two, three one two, three and then stick BAM

甚麼??

We got ourself a banner now we have to do

海豚逃跑了，我發誓他在下面這邊

Ruling what is it called?

發生甚麼事?海豚逃跑到哪裡了???

Ruling. Yes

為什麼海豚不見了?LOL

looming

OK玩家們

Okay, we need ship chop your horse. Nope, Oh loom, I told you loom

這是一個史詩級的時刻X2

Okay, we can loom here this will be looming station very epic I need to see well to do looming

Uh-huh 他同意

Epic we need a yellow dye. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay yellow dye

哈囉，流浪商人

*quality sound effects*

你賣甚麼?

We got it all gamers Swedish flag time

wow，我需要這些東西

so we put this here and we put this here and we click the key and

天啊

BIM BAM beem beem boom. Boom. Boom go away ugly banner by the way, ugly what banner go away shoosh shoosh

不要吐口水

Banner, uhhh

我覺得我需要那些

There it is. Okay, it's gone and it's gone and boom

但是他們太貴了

Yea-yah

閉嘴啦 閉嘴

*happy noises*

我正在思考 OK

Oh, that's epic, I love it that's cool.

它們多少錢

Oh God, I should have gone with you. I should have done yellow here that oh my god. I got it. Alright gamers

一桶熱帶魚 老兄我可以買到熱帶魚

Then no I did not just do with a diamond pickaxe. Don't worry about it. You guys have to worry about every detail

我可以得到熱帶魚!!

Whatever I use a shovel Bing bong Bing Bing bong. Damn. This looks good

我馬上回來!!

Damn, that looks good

我玩這遊戲專心兩秒鐘都不行

Okay. Alright, I

但我一直分心

Think we should do blue here actually, this is what minecraft is all about color coordinating

我這集本來有其他計畫的

something only gamers will understand

這不該這樣的

Bing-bam-boom

天啊，拿錢錢，拿錢錢

Yeah, it's got to be like that gamers. We got to make the bed match of course and Sven's sleeping pad

我感覺我跑進了冰淇淋卡車之類的

Throw my old bed in the fire. No big deal

我要拿那天殺的一桶魚

Man

那一定很讚

Dark wood bed that might be epic

一桶魚Xn

Alright, there it is. I'll hide when you hold that. It's so tiny and then BAM beautiful

come on

Let's not forget about Sven's sitting cushion bean bomb

一桶魚

Cute! If Sven leave the boat? You could actually enjoy it

噢 他還在那裡!

So the reason I kept this is cos it's a burek and it's a very Swedish famous tree, I think

謝天謝地

Maybe not. I think every country has a killer. Okay. Well, whatever gamer. Oh, right. I forgot about my bucket of fish

有一桶亂詭異的魚在等著我

There's too much happening in this game I can't keep up

好 給我那桶魚 老兄

Where should I keep my bucket of fish?

我講話時一直下沉

Maybe here in the little pond. There you go bucket of fish

真的很煩

All right. I'll find a better use for you later. Oh god, don't tell me this runs out in the water. No, it isn't I

我可以征服地心引力

Don't I don't trust you guys

我買2桶魚

Now now now now but now tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical

還有這些你猜怎麼著? 我要買這些

No, I punched a fish. I'm so sorry. What do you have the one go come back here you tropical son of a snake

因為我知道我可以拿鸚鵡螺殼做東西

I pay good money for you fish. I will do with you as I please

兩桶魚

All Right, I won't go here for now. Okay, so if you thought that was it that was not it, okay

然後現在來到最棒的部分

we have many epic things to do because

!!謀殺!!

I'm so obsessed Jesus Christ

就是醬

AAAAAA

把錢還我

They're attack-onizing (?)