It's me. peeewdiepie (subtitles by It's old)

是我Pewdiepie

Yeah, we're back with more minecraft because that's what everyone wants. That's what I want

耶 我們又回來麥塊了

This is the life were living where my boys at when my boy side IKEA bird. Yeah

因為大家都在敲碗期待 這就是我要的

oh, oh, I just realize this game would be perfect for

這就是我們生活的動力

For, for Logan Paul, he could have his little maverick Logan. Don't go near this game. Come here spend come here

我的孩子們在哪裡? (x2)

uhh, I made some changes. You can tell it's a little cleaner now beautiful beautiful

IKEA鳥 耶~

Just like spruced it up a bit. I built this. This is very important

我剛意識到這遊戲對.... 哈哈哈

Okay, I built this church and I didn't build it just for anyone. It's beautiful. It took a long time. Isn't that right Sven?

對Logan Paul來說很棒

I build it for water sheep. This is the Church of

他有一點特立獨行

Water sheep. Follow me Sven.

Logan 別接觸這遊戲

This is where sheeps can live and be happy

過來Sven 過來

Under the stars and they're safe at night and they can also go out in the yard if they feel like it if they feel

嗯...我做了一點改造 你可以看到現在乾淨多了 非常漂亮

Like it Sven. let them Sven! They are free. They are free to do as they please because Water sheep set them free

漂亮...

That's right

就像是整個翻新過一樣

What the Sheep did this. beautiful.

我蓋了這個 這非常重要

It was Marzia's idea to make things right for what happened to water sheep. It's the least thing I could do, right?

好的 我蓋了這棟教堂

(DONG) I know he would be proud. So today we're gonna kidnap some people so I got to go back to sleep

我不是為了任何人蓋的

It's not right at IKEA Bird.

他真的很漂亮 花了我好久 對不對啊Sven?

Be quiet IKEA Bird! Gosh, I'm trying to sleepie deepie. Oh god. Did something spawn in my basement? Hello? Hello

我為了水羊而造的

I'm gonna kill you. Alright, we're fine.(hurt noises) SVEN! Where is he?

這是給水羊的...

Sven, we gotta go kidnap people today. Follow me

專屬教堂

So, what do I need to kidnap people?

跟上我 Sven

Fishing rod? I think I might need a piston Oh God, can he fly into the lava?

這裡羊可以生活的快快樂樂的

No, Klaus would never do that, right? I guess I never showed you around Klaus. Okay, cool. Glad you enjoyed the tour

在無憂無慮的夜晚望著星空

Where my Pistons at? Oh

它們也可以走到院子裡 如果它們想

如果他們喜歡 Sven

Okay, there's one thing I forgot I want to do before

讓他過 Sven

we uhh uhh

它們是自由的 它們可以自由自在 因為...

Say hi to people

水羊賜予它們自由

Deliberately. look look I have so many diamonds. Like where is it? Where's my super pickaxe? There.

沒有錯

This one fortune 3 is insane. I get like 20 diamonds from one spawn

水羊這麼說的

So, you know, maybe it's time for me

真漂亮

To (heh heh)

這是Marzia的點子

finally, finally

給水羊一個最後的正義 無論牠怎麼了

Make my diamond armor. Okay. I know I look very cool with my little things. right Klaus?

這是我最後能為牠做的事 對吧?

Yes, but it's it's diamond time. I think it's its diamond time.

我知道他在天上會感到驕傲的

God, I don't like spending. I like saving I'm a saver in case it wasn't obvious. All right armor chess plate Bing or

今天呢 我們要綁架一些人

diamond boots bong

所以我要去睡覺了

Diamond helmet ching-a-ling a ping a small and of course

你說是不是阿 IKEA鳥(Klaus)

I don't really need these but I guess I'll go with it for the aesthetic cover me and diamonds baby. Boom

安靜點 IKEA鳥 天啊 我想要睡熟一點

boom boom boom

有東西生成在我的地下室嗎?

01110111 01101111 01110111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100101 01100110 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100111 01110101 01110010 01101001

哈囉 哈囉

SVEN!

我要宰了你

Will give you a diamond armor if I could please

好吧 沒人...

sit.

SVEN!!

Didn't cost me that much. Look. It's still it's still filled as long as the diamond armory is filled

他在哪裡?

I am being grilled in diamonds. Okay, cool. I guess I'm just that rich, huh, gosh

Sven 我們要去綁架人了 跟緊我

I'm running a little thick on space here. uhh, Yeah

呃...我綁架人需要什麼呢?

(what)

釣竿?

Okay

我想我需要活塞

Uhh, So now we gotta enchant it it's not a coincidence that I'm level thirty right now, okay. I was planning this

天啊 他會飛進岩漿嗎?

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不 Klaus永遠不可能這麼做的

What do I wanna what is more important? I assume the chess place is more important fire protective unbreaking

對吧 我想我從來沒有給你看過 Klaus

What's better? Fire protect? Its pretty good, right? I don't know. I DunNO!

好 非常酷

What do I get from the other ones protection three that sounds good. I'll do that. Depth strider?

希望你喜歡這次的導覽

What is that Google Depth strider right Now. Depth strider. Try there. The charm is speeds up how fast you can move under water

我的活塞去哪了? 噢

What water boots! ok cool, All right. Now, I got the link how much did that cost me?

噢噢噢噢噢

Oh, I can only chant one and then I leveled down

好的 有件事我 忘了 我想要先做

Uhh,

向大家問好

Okay gamers. I'm gonna level up. I want good enchantment on my epic armor depth strider. That's awesome. Okay fine

故意的~

We'll go you guys can't come no, no, no klaus. It's too dangerous for you in here. Do not follow me

看 我有超多的鑽石

Do not follow me klaus

像是...它跑哪去了?

Do not follow me. It's too dangerous. I improved the hub a little bit. So this is north south east

我的最速鎬子呢?

and west just so I know their locations, but there should be

這裡

ah, nether blocks. beebidie beep

這有幸運lll 超屌的

boobiedie boop. babada bap! beebie de boop.

我拿到將近20顆鑽石

Three levels I can do that fast. I can do that faster than you say

所以也許是時候來....

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

終於...終於啊

BLOP. Oh god, you said it already? Oh god, what do I do now?

做一套鑽石裝備

This is so embarrassing where the Frick my quartz at? for those of you who are noobs at Minecraft

好嗎？我知道我看起來超酷

Not me just mine the quartz baby, you level up faster than you can say you level up fast

和我的小東西

Thanks pewdiepie for the epic tip. How the Frick do you guys get in here? (

對吧 Klaus? 對

Go you're don't belong here. No pigs allowed.

鑽石時代來了 我想

Go back home to... Pig land. now

鑽石時代來臨!

I'm not trying to do anything. I'm not trying to do anything. broX11

老天 我超不喜歡花錢的

We're bros, right? were bros. Yeah, you came to my home you came to my home. Alright, you know what?

我喜歡儲蓄 我是個儲蓄狂

You know what, you know what you know what you know, you know, you know, oh my god, you like houses so much

雖然不太明顯

Here, I'll make you one.

好的 鑽石胸甲

Have fun (bye steve.)

兵

(evil laughter)

鑽石靴子

All right, we're back let's go back home to jörgan and smurgen and Sven. cool I was supposed to kidnap people

碰

That was the point of this episode. Come on. Alright, Sven. Sorry. I got a little sidetracked. Look. I'm level 33 Klaus. Yes. Yes

鑽石頭盔 (@#$#$#$%)

Yes, yes. Yes. This is gonna be epic. I know I know legs or or helmet. I'll do chest place. Oh it requires more

理所當然的...

Laplis. Oh my gosh. Why did no one tell me about the Laplis

我不是真的很需要它但...

Okay, fire protection. Nah fam, I ain't down with that. How do I get different enchantments?

但為了美觀 我還是會穿褲子

I don't have time for Teepeepeepee. our legs. What do we get? What if we get come on unbreaking fine?

"用鑽石包覆我" 耶~

Protection four? Oh you get bonus?

碰

Bonus (meme) Enchantment!. Damn

SVEN!!!

Protection FOUR? Wow. Okay, so I'm still over 30 so I can still do this fire protection

如果可以 我想給你一套鑽石裝備啊

What else did they get? nothing. useless. pathetic. Alright, I guess we'll go with level two the last

坐下

Lame! Klaus I know I know but we look the same right? We look similar. We're not so different you and I all right

它沒有花我太多鑽石啊

Oh, yeah, it's kidnapping time Klaus get on my yeah, that's right. Get on my shoulder

看 箱子還是滿的

Sven you can come too. It's a party. It's gonna make sure I bring some food. That is definitely not what I did

只要鑽石庫存還是滿的

I'm just worried Klaus is gonna fly into the lava like that Barbie does in that viral video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgavGowD_A

我就會為鑽石瘋狂

(snicker)

很不錯 我猜我還是很富有吧?

oh god. I needed a piston. Frick. How do you make them again redstone,

天啊 我覺得我需要在這撥一點空間

steel. and i need wood.

呃...

Now!

我們要來附魔

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

這不是巧合 我很努力到達30等的

I Built this contraption to make it easier. Okay. Alright gamers. Let's roll out. Oh

呃...我想要...

Look my sheep escaped

哪個最重要?

Surprise Pikachu face. Come on Sven. So I know there's a city nearby. It's not too far away

我覺得胸甲是最重要的

I just realized I don't need Jörgen. frick.

防火 耐久

false alarm gamers. This would be a lot easier if people were still in this city

哪個比較好? 防火看起來不錯?

All right. We got to go boat Sven

我不知道!!我不知阿~

Get in how fast is Klaus? not very you can do it Klaus just fly

那另外一個呢?

Why can't you just get on my shoulder? So something I can click to get him on my shoulder?

保護3 聽起來不錯 就這個了

You're not a dog Klaus. I've been tired of telling him. Oh

深海漫遊? 這是什麼?

My gosh here we go. There's villages in the waters. Excellent. This is just what we want. Let's find water level

google 深海漫遊 快點!

Cool, cool. We lost across you know

深海漫遊

I take back what I said about this playthrough being over when sven dies. this place through is over when I die

此種附魔能讓你在水下行走速度加快

When I'm fully stacked in diamond, okay?

甚麼！? 水行鞋!?

It will officially be I'll be done officially gonna try to find the

好 很酷 再來

Fortress today as well. I know that's a little difficult, but I want to try it. Oh you want to try it, please?

現在我有連結 他要花我多少?

Okay, here we are at friendly City. Now, who should we kidnap?

喔 只能附魔一個 現在我等級掉了

Who should come with us?

呃...好吧玩家們 我要去練等了

Someone good, right? How about you?

我要在我超屌的裝備上附魔啦~

useless

深海漫遊 這超棒的

They want someone that we can trade with. Alright, leather guy. Nah

好了 我要出發了

Gucci maker another Gucci maker, I guess like Gucci maker. It is good

你們不要過來 不不不Klaus

Because what you can do is you can grab them and put them in boats and then you can row the boat on land

這裡對你來說太危險了 不要跟著我

Just like you know what you're coming with me

不要跟來 Klaus

Alright, do you have any choice in the matter? Hey, you want to leave you can leave anytime you want, baby?

不要過來 這樣太危險

Cue the Titanic music. No, don't do that. And we're off say goodbye to your friends

我稍稍改善了地獄門附近

You will never see them again ever again from now on

所以這邊是北....南

oh god, Sun is setting we got to hurry up here. How do I get the thing up from the water?

東和西

That is the question, right?

所以我知道各個地點

And if I trying to support this guy, so now we're stuck right, but I think there's a simple Jedi mind trick

但他應該是...

Ah Frick, that's not gonna work

地獄石

Here, it needs to be here. Can you use this wiring underwater? There's redstone torch work it will work

(亂念中)逼逼哩逼 餔餔嚕餔 八八拉八 逼餔哩餔

It'll work for enough time

三個等級 我應該很快就能升完

Okay, you just teleport now. What the hell. PUSH HIM!

我能做得比你想的還要快

Coming to save you buddy, don't worry

逼哩逼哩逼哩 波

Close the door use the sponge. It's already dried out. Okay, great. Now wait, I'm underwater. How do I use the sponge?

喔 天啊 你已經說過了?

Well all the water disappear, well that's easier

喔天啊 我現在在做什麼?

Lift them up. Oh god this creeper not near church

這太尷尬了...

Not near meatball

它喵的石英在哪裡?

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給那些麥塊的新手

Big B word row row row your boat

不是我!

gently...

去挖石英吧 你的等級會升的很快

Hey gamers, we got a new addition to the fam. ah Frick, There's people. don't Shoot! my kidnapper only I can shoot. AAAh!

然後你就可以驕傲的說 我升等升超快的

I hate you all. I hate you all

感謝pewdiepie提供這個超棒的秘訣

HNNRNG

你們他媽的為什麼在這裡?

Okay, perfect.

我的天 快出去

aaaaaaannnnddd.

走 你不屬於這裡

Kidnap successful. You're our new DJ

這裡不歡迎豬

That's right. play this.

回到你的...豬豬天地

He doesn't even want to look at me listen, this is your job now, I don't care

不要

Play that funky music. Come on. Let's hear it. This is obsessed with their what's happening over there. Okay gamers

我沒有要做什麼

I don't really know I need guidance. I need guidance what to continue

兄弟 兄弟 老兄 兄弟

I need water sheep to tell me what to do, water Sheep, we have brought you a sacrifice

兄弟

Hey DJ, play the sacrifice official song. We don't want to look that way

兄弟 我們是兄弟對吧?

Please do this. Alright, DJ play the sacri- song of sacrificial

我們是兄弟 你到我家了

(Ding dong dong ding)oh water sheep

你到我家了(？

(Ding dong ding ding)Please accept our humble offering

好吧 你知道嗎? 你知道嗎?

(Ding dong dong Ding Dong Ding!)

你知道嗎?

*COMMITS CHICKEN DEATH*

我的天

Whoa, what is that?

你很喜歡屋子?

Sven?

來 我幫你做一個

It's a book

玩得開心

It's called EPIC LOOT.

好的 我們回去吧

So there is a way to communicate. Thank you for your sacrifice

我們回去找Joergon和Sven

Please find a map to the nether fortress thingy. -water sheep. Oh my god

對了 我應該要去綁架一個人的

Thank you Water she-

這是這一集的重點阿

Okay, so what we're gonna do sven, is we're gonna go out. this is this is water sheep, this is what he wanted.

來吧

uhh, we have these magma blaze rods and ender pearls. We have a lot of ender pearls for ones and

好的 Sven

So I think you do this

抱歉 我有一點脫臺錢

I'm not sure and then you do

你看 我已經33等了Klaus

ooo0o0o0o

對(x5) 這會很讚的

This *gasp* yes

我知道 我知道

All right, let's bring a couple because I think they break on the way

護腿或頭盔

Sven you're coming with me. Should I bring Jörgan? smörgan?

我先做胸甲

Feel like I should bring Jörgan smörgan. I think I think two pets is well enough to bring okay

喔 我們需要更多青金石

Sorry Klaus. Hold down the fortress. okay.

我的天 為什麼沒人告訴我有關青金石的事

So last time we threw the ender pearl or the eye of ender it went that direction

好的 防火4

So I think we should just start going there. So I want to throw it as little as possible

我不太想要

Okay, as long as it's not as far as the freaking mansion, oh god, it could actually be as far as the mansion

我要怎麼換不同的附魔? 我沒有多的時間去(？

Oh god, I don't want to do that

換褲子 會有什麼 會有什麼 來吧

at least

耐久5?!

Then you know i'll leave Sven because I think we're gonna have to go far and I I can't do that to our walk again

保護4 喔

I just can't damn that the Church of of sheep looks actually p retty good. All right sven. hold you guys hold down the fort

你有兩種附魔?!

Us gamers must rise. It's just if we hit water it becomes such a problem. Oh

加成附魔 老兄~

My gosh what happened here? All right, let's toss it

靠北~ 保護四~ 哇喔

How do I do it again? Oh I did it I did it he went that way this way Jörgan let's goooo

我還在30等 所以我還可以附這個

oooooo! (strange noises)

防火

Did I pick it up I didn't pick it up I gotta pick it up each time

有其他的嗎? 沒有

I think it's like a low chance of breaking or did I pick it up?

沒用!

Oh gosh, I'm an idiot. I think there's water this way. It just hit me. This is the way to the jungle

可悲阿~

*slurp* uuuuugggghhh

好的 我想我只能附次等的附魔了(防爆一)

So the fortress will be somewhere in underneath the ground that's right jörgan

沒用~

Where's it going this way? Oh god, we might have to go through the jungle. Let's do another toss

Klaus我知道 我們看起來一樣 我們看起來很像

Well this way oh yeah, I build the bridge here before Oh God

我們沒有不同 你和我

so he doesn't tell you how far away so it could just I mean I

好的 喔耶