Good morning gamers. It's another beautiful day. Oh my gosh. It's actually night in Minecraft we have-

~~~早安玩家們，又是個美好的早晨。老天，其實Minecraft裡已經晚上了。我們有...

Dark Jöergen... And everything is great, everything is fantastic.

暗黑Joergen....一切超讚，棒呆了

Couple of changes,

有些改變

Couple of changes, let me show you in here..

一點點,我讓你們看看改了什麼,在這裡...

As you can tell, I haven't fixed- I haven't fixed the door yet, I'm working on it. Okay, they're sleeping. Hello?

如你所見，我還沒－ 還沒把門修好 我在弄了。Okay，他們在睡覺。 Hello?

So this is how you sleep; just standing on top of other people. Oh look at him.. This is how you guys sleep? Just-

你這樣睡的? 就站在人家頭上? Oh 你看他...你們都這樣睡覺的嗎?

Looking up. They just couldn't animate their eyes getting closed. Oh,

看天花板？？他們就不能做一個閉眼的表情嗎？噢，

Yeah, Brad is back

對了，Brad回來了

That's right. He's not editing anymore

沒錯，他不剪影片了

I Don't know where you came from. You've been gone for like ten episodes. Actually. Let me let me go to sleep as well

在這裡我不知道你從哪來的，事實上你大概消失快十集了吧你。讓我... 讓我睡個覺

Oh my gosh, Is that a CaT?

我的天，那是貓貓嗎 !?

All these People just........ Appear Unannounced

這些人都直接無預警出現了耶

Quiet kitty I have a cat for you

貓貓你安靜，我有東西給你

Let me just make a couple beds because they keep fricking I didn't ask for this

讓我做幾張床，不然他們一直在發情。我沒讓他這樣啊啊啊

Let it be clear. I okay. I did ask for a lil frickin, but not so many fricking where is the kitty?

先說好...好吧，我確實是想要讓他們發情那麼一下下，但你也不能天天發情啊。貓咪跑去哪了？

Freaking sound is that? *Curious* Hello. Come down kitty. Oh my god. It's kind of cute tho

那什麼怪聲?哈囉?下來啊貓咪。我的天，他好可愛。

Oh No, you die now

喔不你要死了

What they fell on their feet. Oh, maybe there's two cats

什麼！他們可以落地的！喔可能...有兩隻貓！

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, this one is cuter. I like this one more. Hello eat *like the stranger in your mom's story*

好好好..噢這隻比較可愛，我比較喜歡這隻。哈囉，快吃啊

Love me

愛我啊

You ate the thing. Oh my gosh. I'll do more fishing later, I guess

你吃東西了！我的天。我等等大概要釣更多魚了

I don't need to kidnap people if their kids decide to stay here as well, right?

如果他們自願待在這，那我這樣不算綁架吧？

So these guys trade infinity, which you guys told me

你們告訴我這個人賣無限附魔書

it's actually pretty good and if I don't trade with them I can just

其實是很有用，如果我不想交易我只要...

Take this out and replace

把這個挖了 在放下去

It and it should actually change

這樣他們的職業就會變了

somehow their profession again, but only if I haven't traded

但是只是在我沒有和他交易過的情況下

So let's let's try and do that see what happened. This has now became a library

那我們就這麼幹吧。看看怎麼樣 這地方現在已經變成了圖書館

This is the weird. What happened to this? Alright, does that mean you change the looting one? No?

好奇怪 這系列是怎麼了? 好的 他變了嗎？掠奪1 沒有

Feather falling. Okay, so that one changed silic touch. Okay. That's pretty good

摔落保護 OK這個變了。精準採集 OK這個還不錯

But what we are looking for is mending. So let's just keep bed changing. I didn't realize it would be that fast

但是我們要找的是經驗修補 那我們就一直換吧 我不知道會這麼快的

They just go up to it and wait punch Hahhaha *Cute Skratta*

他們就靠近然後就換了嗎？ 沖擊？？？

I Like to punch you, what do I enchant that gets punch?

我想打爆你！ 沖擊是要附魔啥的阿

Heheeeeeee Hahaaaa

嘿嘿...哈哈 喔~ 哈哈 啊哈哈哈

Got 'em

GOT EM~

DJ cow I think that's probably more uh

DJ牛牛 我覺得這比較...

I this is a probably a better name than what I what I used to give him in the meanwhile

我覺得這比我以前給他的名字好些

Well, let me show you Sven what I got

同時，Sven 我來給你看看我拿到了什麼

If you put infinity on your bow now as you can see

你如果施加無限在你的弓上...

I have 27 arrows and I shoot an arrow at the tower of whether she

現在你看我有27支箭 然後我把箭射向水綿羊之塔

Still got 27 arrows. I have infinite arrows. How did I not know? That was the thing?

還是剩27支箭。這樣我就有無限的箭了，我以前都不知道這件事！

Alright Sven we're going let's go

好了Sven，我們出發了 走吧

Spend we have stuff to do today. Come on

Sven我們今天有事要做! 來吧

Wow, you are very slow. Wait. Is that another cat? Ah

哇，你有夠慢。等等，那是另一隻貓嗎?

I forgot my fishing rod

啊啊啊 我忘了魚竿

Give me that Teddy stuff. I love this area. Now. It's so cozy Sven likes it too. He's just struggling a little bit

你的牛奶給我點 我喜歡這個區域 好悠閒啊~ Sven也喜歡 他就是稍微有那麼點困難

Just a tiny bit

就一點點

He's a little bit slow. It's fine. We are all we've already we've we've all

他有點慢沒關係 我們都...

Apparently you guys told me that you have to let these guys out

你們告訴我我得放他們出來

Because they need to go and frik somewhere else. Damn. Look at these boys. I got so many scutes from them

因為他們得到別處去造小孩 我的天你看這群Boy 我從他們身上拿到好多鱗甲

Damn alright, alright

我的天 好拉好拉

I'll let you go. I'll let you go. Yeah. Oh, sorry, you've done your purpose. You've done their purpose you can go now

我放你們出去 我放你們出去 噢 抱歉 你們的目的已經達到了 現在你們可以走了

Where is Sven? He's swimming look at it. He's swimming

Sven去哪了 他在游泳呢 你看他 他在游泳呢

Absolute brain lit. Alright fine

簡直是最強金頭腦 好拉 隨你便

I just need to go - lets go - Felix. Oh, I just I just really gotta make it

他就在那 我覺得...我得...我得去找Felix

Okay, give me fish for once I want they should know treasures right virgin toad

好的 我要魚 終於有一次我只要魚不要寶藏了 是吧 處男龜龜

So today's episode is as you may have guessed water. Oh, look, they're escaping water really related

今天這一集你們可能也猜到了 和水有關 噢他們在逃跑了 和水有關的一集

We have a conduit which we can use to build an underwater base and we for our quest to kill up

等我們有了海靈核心後 就可以用來建水下基地 而且我們...

Unbreaking 3. All right, you're almost there Sven, you're almost there

耐久三 好ㄉ 你就快到了Sven 就快到了！！

We can build an underwater house and we are on the quest to kill the Wither, one of the bosses in Minecraft and

我們可以建一個水下房子了 而且我們要去殺凋零怪了 Minecraft的BOSS之一

To prepare we need a trident

要準備一個三叉戟

Which will drop from one of the water people *coughs* DROWNED

從沉屍身上可以獲得

First I want to cat though

不過首先我要隻貓

All right, let me see here what Oh looks like it caught the big one whoop bet it's really big

好的我看看 看來我釣到一隻大的啊！ 該收線了唷

Stop

住手

Get out

出來啊

So apparently cats are really good in Minecraft because they can scare away creepers

Minecraft裡的貓是很不錯的 因為可以嚇跑苦力怕

Which sounds like a good thing to have at your base, to be honest, and that mushroom stew tho *makes weird Felix noises*

聽起來養在基地裡不錯 認真的 這蘑菇湯啊

Straight from the titty a

新鮮魔菇牛擠出來的

stick

木棍！？

What? All right get out get out

什麼？ 好了出來 出來

All right, Sven. Let's get out of here. I know do you don't like the kitty cats neither do I but

我知道你不喜歡小貓咪 我也不喜歡

They're helpful. Okay

但是有用OK？

I'm really good with cats guys *looks for cats while making weird noises*

我真的很受貓喜歡的唷

Where do you go?

他去哪了！

Hello cat

哈囉~ 貓貓~

Hello

哈囉？

Neko, Doko ni imasu ka (Cat, where are you)?!

貓咪你在哪? (日文)

Is that what you do?

你們就幹這？？

You just sleep all day, why are they always more of you as well? Where're the cats?

你們就整天睡覺 而且你們怎麼越來越多了！？ 貓去哪了？

Why are there another one SIVE IS HERE I must ask Council of sheep for guidance Oh council of sheep

為什麼還有... Slve在耶 我得請水羊議會來指引我了 噢~水羊議會啊！

Give me guidance on what to do. I should dig down? *GREAT ADVICE FELIX*

指引我接下來該怎麼做吧！我應該往下挖？

Find diamonds deep below

在深處尋找鑽石？？

Spank blue sheep's BUTT *FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX* no, I'm not gonna do that it's weird. Very well dig I shall. Dig straight WHAT? (ᴚO⊥∀˥∩WIS ᴚƎᙠ∩⊥ ᗡƎ⅄∀˥Ԁ ᴚƎΛƎN ƎΛ,∩O⅄)

打藍羊羊的屁屁？？ 不我才不要 很奇怪的 好吧 那我就挖吧 直接挖...啥

not near

哪泥

There second what?

有一個...啥

There's like a secret cave in here Wow, whoa what the Sheep built this cave

這裡好像有個秘密洞穴...哇，這個洞是水綿羊建造的嗎?

What

什麼...?

That's so crazy. I wonder where this goes

太酷了 真好奇這會通到哪?

whoa

WOW

The ball of ah, oh it's an ambush

這洞窟...啊! 喔! 是埋伏!

Whoa, I made it out alive. Thank gosh

窩喔喔我活下來了 感謝老天

Okay, Wow diamonds what their sheep thank you

好了... 哇喔！ 鑽石！水羊謝謝你

Listen there's one thing everyone in the planet can agree on is

聽著，有一件事全世界的都同意

Mining diamonds look freaking sweet. Okay, so I saved it for the episodes

那就是 挖鑽石看起來有夠爽 好的 我就留著之後幾集用

And we got five. Are you kidding me? Come on

我們拿到五個而已！拜託！認真嗎！？

Are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

Are you kidding me? You're letting me down man fortune three, let me down

你跟我開玩笑？幸運3ㄟ老兄，你真是讓我太失望了

If this continues I'll have to put a down payment on my house. I almost forgot the most important part

這樣下去我要怎麼付房子頭期款啦 差點忘記最重要的部分

We have the turtle helmet now, which will make any water related activity a lot more epic. Okay

我們現在有龜甲頭盔了 它能讓我們的水中活動變更猛 OK Sven

So now it's time for you and me

現在是屬於你我的時刻

classic adventure

史詩般的經典大冒險

Let's go gamer I put the boat on the wrong side of the tracks I

走吧玩家們 我把船放錯邊了

Am a genius. I know. Thank you

我真天才，我知道，謝了

So yeah, just a couple boys

對嗎~我們兩個兄弟

Sven has a shield

Sven還有盾？？

What is happening

啥情況啊

Why do I have a

為什麼我有...

What this is my texture pack, that's awesome

這是我的材質包嗎？好讚阿！

What?

什麼！！

That's so cool. Oh

好酷唷！喔！

We found one we found one he's shooting at Sven is perfect drop your Triton now or there will be consequences

找到一個了 找到一個 他在射我們啊Sven！完美！現在放下三叉戟不然後果嚴重

now or consequence

現在放下 不然後果很嚴重！

He dropped it right away

他直接就掉了！！

Yes

耶！！耶！！

When we rule the school of where's the boatsman? Ah

Sven我們好強啊！！船去哪了Sven？啊！啊！

Watch out for that sweat. Watch out for that said. Yes, right. Keep your nose up. You're fine. You're fine. I'm not panicking

小心啊Sven 小心啊 沒錯鼻子往上抬 沒事的沒事 我沒慌

I'm not panicking where they both go. There's another mushroom biome now wait, we've been there before

我沒有慌 船去哪了？ 又有一個魔菇島？ 等等 這已經去過了

I'm starting to think. I'm the luckiest unlucky person in Minecraft

開始覺得我是Minecraft裡最幸運也最不幸運的人了

Because all the drops are just insane, but all my loved ones are gone

掉的東西簡直太誇張了 但是我愛的人都死了QQ

Come here Smith. You're the only one left

過來Sven 就只剩你一個人了

Again, I lose you again. A bear to be without you. That's right

我不能失去你 我受不了沒有你的生活 沒錯

Same foot same pose Papa gotta go floppy snappy. All right

待在船裡 待在船裡 爸爸要去@#$# 好的

Look how fast I can mine underwater now

看我現在在水下挖東西速度多快

Because I have the helper

因為我有頭盔了

Okay garbage, but then can eat so it's okay and there's another one

好的 垃圾 不過Sven可以吃 所以還行 又有一個

Unbreaking 3 I guess I can take that so many of you were like, oh you have a trident Felix. It's in your

耐久3 拿了 你們好多人都在說 噢你有三叉戟的 在你的...

It's in your summerhouse no, I lost it

在你的避暑山莊裡嗎？不 我弄丟了

okay, I lost it from

我丟在...

Another one. Okay. I'll

又有一個？？？OK我...

run, oh

跑啊Sven！

Don't you dare him?

不許你傷他！！

Are you okay eight?

你還好嗎？快吃！！

They freaking destroy your boat do they're crazy. They're dangerous. I lost it from one of the water temple and look

他們毀了你的船誒 他們簡直瘋了似的 他們好危險 我在海洋神殿裡丟掉了 看！

There is one literally right outside our spawn and I feel like we should

我們出生地外面就有一個 我感覺我們...

We should take over it not just beat the bosses

我們應該占領一下 不只是打敗BOSS

Not just pee pee poo poo

不只是PePe PoPo

I mean full-on take over it claim it as ours put a conduit in there make it nice and cozy

我是說 完完全全的 完全占為己有 在裡面放上海靈核心 弄得舒適一點

Put a little fire

插些火把

honestly considering how many pet I've lost the fact that Simone is alive is nothing but a miracle

說實話我已經失去這麼多寵物 Sven還活著簡直就是奇蹟

Hey look Phoebe poopy is doing great

嘿 你看PePe PoPo看起來不錯耶

There's still so many places I haven't even discovered him mine crime I

我在Minecraft裡還有好多地方沒有發現呢

Haven't been to the snow areas. I haven't found a coral leaf reef weeds

我沒有去過雪地 我沒有找到過珊瑚礁

Just getting started fam. There's so many more people I wanna kidnap

我們才剛剛開始而已 還有我想綁架的人

This is a dangerous place man. I'm not gonna lie if you had a scuba diving suit

Sven這地方好危險我講真的 如果你有潛水服的話

I wouldn't hesitate to bring it because I know how powerful you are underwater underwater

我絕對會給你穿上的 因為我們都知道你在水下是多麼的無敵 在水裡

Sven is like a freakin savage

Sven簡直屌炸天

But I need you to hold down the fort for me buddy. Okay, so where do we build the condo then?

但是你得給我堅守陣地啊朋友 好的 核心要建在哪裡

Stop I

停~

Say we build it underneath right

建在底下對吧？

Did I not bring any doors I went all this way and I didn't bring any doors, I'm an absolute

我沒有帶門嗎？我跑了這麼遠結果沒有帶門 我簡直是...

Maniac got to make sure I don't do this wrong then. Oh

瘋了 我得確保我沒建錯了 噢幹

God this is really bad Oh God Oh God

這真的不妙啊 我的天 我的天

I need teddy milk fast. Hey you are hey you teddy?

我需要牛奶 快！ 你在這呢 嘿！牛奶！

More

更多！

More teddy. Thanks

再多來點牛奶！謝了

You know what they say if you ain't got doors just make them

俗話說的好 沒有門了就再多做點

That's the expression. No one brought a door through the party. We'll just make your own fan. That's the expression

就是這樣 沒人帶門來派對？？那就自己做啊朋友！就是這樣

Hey forgot to make your doors just go to the woods cut them down and make them yourself. That's the expression

嘿 忘記做門了？？ 去森林裡砍樹啊 自己做門啊！就是這樣

Right Sven. Oh

對吧Sven

Yeah, that's right, all right BAM we have door the door situation is

耶！就是這樣！好的 有門拉~門的問題解決

All right, we got to make sure this condom it's activated oh

好的這個核心得激活 我的天...

My god this oh god, it's happening again. I remember why I don't like this place

天啊又來了 我想起來我為啥不喜歡這個地方了

This is a bad place and I wish I had a baby right now

這個地方好討厭阿 我要是手裡有個小寶寶多好

There's a bad place and I wish I had a baby

這地方好討厭 我想要小寶寶

I'm going back to get my baby

我要回去拿我的寶寶了

What are you looking at?

你看什麼看！

I keep killing them, but there's just more and more and more and more and more and it's so stressful

我一直在殺 但是他們就一直一直一直一直刷 啊..也太緊張

This is more all the time

一直刷 一直都出來

Let me set up my conduit that's all I ask and to drink my titty juicy piece I said

讓我建個核心好不好 我就這點要求 ...還有讓我安安靜靜的喝牛奶

All right, I need to dig that yeah, I

我說了！好的我得快點挖了

want to set up the conduit I

我想建核心啊

Have doors on my side. What are you sponges?

我可是手握著門的力量啊 你...海綿耶 好讚

Okay, if I said it went great I would be lying not gonna line oh, here's the one of the bosses oh

好的 如果我說一切順利的話那絕對是在騙你 認真騙你 噢 這就是BOSS之一了

It's my super bowl I

我用我的超級弓好了

Haven't finish

我可是有無限歐 寶貝！

This arrow still do the same amount of damage

箭的傷害還是一樣的嗎？

No

No

Yes to to go, baby

YES！！ 還有兩個寶貝！

Say oh that

Sven！

Craziest thing that's

他們簡直瘋了噢Sven

A look - down there

底下簡直瘋了

Dang it's so hard to find the last one. Oh my god. He's right there

我找最後一個真的好難 我的天他就在這裡

Okay

好吧~

You're about to taste a knuckle sandwich

吃我的kunckle sandwich拉

So you do the same damage the error just doesn't fly as far

傷害倒是一樣的只不過箭飛不了這麼遠

Look at his little tail your loser. I

看看他的小尾巴 你這個魯蛇~

Can't believe this is an actual strategy I'm using come on

我竟然真的在用這種策略 快點啊！

Yeah, Oh

耶！！！噢

things are about to be a little different around here from now on this town is called puta pack town and

從現在開始這裡就要有點改變了 這個地方要改名為Poodiepie鎮了唷

Nothing else all year all

不許再叫別的了

Right. So now what we can do is we can drink the milk the titty

噢耶~好的現在 我們要做的就是 我們喝口牛奶

And there will be no more

然後就不會有...

Debuff that makes us so I can't mine and stuff which means we can take these

...不會有不讓我挖東西的DEBUFF了 這意味著我們可以

Back down. Oh

挖這些了

My god infinity is the best. So yeah time to clear up the space BAM

我的天無限簡直太厲害了 對啊 是時候清理這地方了

Water be gone fan don't want to see your face

水都給我消失 不想再看到你的臉了

sayonara Aquos on

賽優哪辣 水桑

First the water flowing from I don't know why this is so oddly satisfying to do

水是從哪裡流來的 不知道為什麼做這事有種奇妙的爽感

it's like

就像..

Weird ASMR. Ah

...像很怪的一種ASMR

Oh, that was good

這個不錯

Yeah, Oh it's sinking by

喔喔喔沉下去了

Finally I can bring Sven back in here. Oh

我終於可以帶Sven來這裡了

My gosh I did it

我的天我弄好了

Yeah, first room that

耶~~第一個房間

Feels good, dude

感覺不錯

Now we can peacefully get the gold for a year again

現在可以安安靜靜的挖金塊給Joergen了

Now I can just tell people I built this place

現在我可以跟別人講這地方是我建的了

And no one will know I

而沒有人會知道！

Watched watch this. Oh

好的 看看看...看這個