Ernie, you don't have to do this.

Ernie，你不必這麼做的。

I'm right here.

我要坐這。

I'm right here.

我要坐這。

And I'm right here.

那我要坐這。

Hey guys!

哈囉！

Hi!

嗨！

Today we are going to be challenging you guys to stay still in your seat.

今天我們要挑戰你們，看你們能不能好好地坐在位子上。

What is the prize?

獎品是什麼？

- Wait do we get to keep those? - This is your prize.

- 我們可以留下那些東西嗎？ - 這是獎品。

It's an electric scooter.

是電動滑板車。

I'm gonna go make sure all your parents are watching.

我要去確保你們爸爸媽媽都有在看。

If everybody wins, we're gonna break the scooter into five pieces.

如果大家都贏，我們就會把滑板車拆成五等分。

Who thinks that they have the most self-control?

誰覺得自己的自制力最好？

I've been meditating.

我會冥想。

Are you ready to begin?

你們準備好了嗎？

You guys want a second to get all your wiggles out?

你們最後想要再動一下嗎？

I got all my wiggles out.

我動完了！

All right, we need everybody to close their eyes.

好的，大家把眼睛閉起來。

It feels like there's something like around us.

感覺我們周圍有東西。

Open your eyes!

打開眼睛！

I really love bunnies.

我超喜歡小兔子。

That one looks really little.

那隻看起來好小。

It's coming towards me, but I won't fall for it.

牠朝我過來了，但我不會上當的。

Oh, I like the white one!

噢，我喜歡白色那隻！

Oh, and the fuzzy one.

噢，還有毛蓬蓬的那隻。

I like all of them.

我喜歡牠們全部。

Is this hard?

難嗎？

No.

不會。

Oh my gosh! Why are the bunnies all coming to me?

天啊，為什麼所有的兔子都朝著我來了？

Mackenzie, yeah, girl.

Mackenzie，做得好，女孩。

You got it.

妳可以的。

Don't do it.

忍住。

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

天啊，天啊！

All right you guys can move now.

好了，你們可以動了。

Yay!

耶！

Bye bunnies!

兔子掰掰！

No, I actually can't say bye.

不，我說不出口掰掰！

It's time for round two.

第二回合要開始了。

Round two is definitely gonna be a hard one.

第二回合絕對會很難。

Anybody want a ride?

有人想要騎嗎？

Where did you get all this crazy stuff?

妳到底從哪裡生出這些東西的？

Do you have an actual break dancing... oh!

你有真的霹靂舞的...噢！

I can't, I, I, I'm gonna break.

我不行了，我要投降了。

Oscar's in the midst of like transcendent meditation.

Oscar 正處於某種超然的冥想狀態。

Dang, you guys are tough!

可惡，你們好強！

You have to make it harder.

妳得增加難度。

Make it harder.

增加難度。

This isn't even hard.

這一點都不難。

Open your eyes!

睜開眼睛！

Really?

真假？

Wait, are those cotton candy?

這是棉花糖嗎？

These are cotton candy animals.

這是棉花糖動物！

They're so cute!

他們好可愛！

May I have the bear?

我可以吃熊熊那個嗎？

It's sitting right in front of you.

它就在你面前。

God, this one is hard.

天，這個好難。

I'm gonna cry to death if I don't get a cotton candy.

如果我沒吃到棉花糖，我會哭死！

I think I'm gonna do it.

我要去拿了。

I'm gonna get the bunny!

我要兔子的！

No!

不！

Oh my gosh, this is so good.

天啊，超好吃。

Aw, Melody, do you want one that bad?

噢 Melody，妳真的很想吃嗎？

(inaudible)

(無法辨識)。

That's cold blooded!

太冷血了！

I want to go get it so bad!

我好想要衝去吃！

Do what feels right!

就去做你認為是對的事！

Okay!

好吧！

Oh, no!

噢，不！

Two out and, and three left.

兩個人出局，剩下三人！

All right that is the end of the round.

好的，這回合結束！

Oh, and she cried.

噢，她哭了。

Don't eat in front of my face.

不要在我面前吃。

You got this.

妳可以的。

All right, Oscar and Mackenzie, you guys are out.

好的，Oscar 和 Mackenzie，你們被淘汰了。

So I can do whatever I want?

所以我要做什麼都可以？

So you can just chill.

你們可以放鬆看戲。

We are going to reveal our fourth distraction.

我們要揭曉第四個干擾了！

Your parents are going to be sitting on the dunk tank.

你們的爸媽會坐在水池上。

Oscar, you are out, so you get to do it.

Oscar，你被淘汰了，所以你可以去用。

Mom, are you excited?

媽，妳興奮嗎？

So excited.

超興奮。

Oh, good.

噢，很好。

Tell me when you're ready.

準備好了就告訴我。

Go!

按！

Do it!

按下去！

This is cool.

這真酷。

You really want this?

你真的想這麼做嗎？

Oh, God!

天啊！

Now I get to finally give him payback!

現在我終於能報復他了！

Ernie, you don't have to do this.

Ernie 你不必這麼做的。

Okay, are you ready?

好喔，準備好了嗎？

I wasn't ready.

我剛還沒準備好！

All right that is the end of round 4.

好，第四回合結束了。

I'm gonna bring in the last distraction.

我要把最後的干擾帶進來了。

Are you guys ready?

準備好了嗎？

You're going down!

妳輸定了！

We're both gonna win.

我們兩個都會贏。

I hear click-clacks.

我聽到喀啦聲。

Open your eyes.

睜開眼睛。

It's a horse!

是一隻馬！

It's a unicorn.

是獨角獸！

Do you wanna ride the unicorn?

你們想要騎獨角獸嗎？

No!

不要！

Have you ever seen a real unicorn before?

你們有看過真的獨角獸嗎？

I'm gonna get one when I get some money, okay?

等我有錢，我自己會買一隻，好嗎？

Oh, this is awesome,

噢，這好讚。

I feel like a king.

感覺就像個國王。

Melody, you wanna ride the unicorn?

Melody，妳想騎獨角獸嗎？

The unicorn is here waiting for you.

獨角獸在這裡等妳哦！

No, thank you.

不用了謝謝。

Sahara?

Sahara?

No, thank you.

不用了謝謝。

I think we have two winners.

看來我們有兩名贏家！

All right, you guys won!

好的，妳們贏了！

Mommy! I won, I won, I won!

媽咪，我贏了，我贏了！

Good job!

做得好！

We won!

我們贏了！

Wait, high five.

擊掌！