Wait.

等等。

You sleep with clothes on?

妳穿衣服睡覺？

So you sleep with nothing on at all?

所以妳什麼都沒穿？

That is so weird.

這超奇怪的。

No, you're weird.

妳才奇怪。

You are.

是妳。

Naked.

裸睡。

- Clothes. - Naked.

- 睡衣。 - 裸睡。

Sleeping naked vs. in clothes.

裸睡 vs. 睡衣。

I live with roommates, of course I'm gonna wear clothes.

我有室友，所以我當然要穿衣服。

Yeah, but you can just lock the door.

是啊，但妳可以鎖門啊！

Oh, and then if I have heart attack, then no one can get in to save me.

噢，那如果我突然心臟病發，就沒人可以進來救我了。

We can't get in.

我們進不去。

No one will ever get in, not even the fire department!

沒人進得去，連消防隊員也進不去！

Also, if I need water in the middle of the night, what if one of my roommates is up?

況且，如果我半夜需要水，而我室友又還沒睡？

I don't know, but sleeping with clothes on is so uncomfortable.

我不知道，但穿衣服睡覺超不舒服的。

I wore a nightdress once, and by morning, 40 times it wrapped around my body.

我穿過一次睡袍，它整個晚上大概纏了我四十圈。

Well, I don't really think nightdresses are the in thing to wear to bed.

我不認為現在還有人會穿睡袍上床睡覺。

You just get hot and sweaty in clothes and end up trying to take them off in the middle of the night.

穿衣服睡覺，只會讓妳覺得又熱又濕，最後在半夜試著脫掉它們。

Ugh!

噢！

You seem to requite clothes with falling out of bed.

妳好像穿衣服不掉下床就不舒服。

Maybe there's some childhood trauma I need to uncover.

或許我孩童時期有什麼創傷。

Okay, okay, but what if there's an earthquake?

好，但如果有地震怎麼辦？

I would just die with no clothes on while the house is falling down around me.

房子倒塌壓在我身上，然後我會赤裸地死去。

It's concerning that you find it more important to be covered up than get out alive.

我很擔心，你竟然覺得穿衣服比逃生重要。

It is so not sexy to wear pajamas.

穿睡衣一點也不性感。

It totally depends on the PJs.

這要看睡衣的樣式好嗎！

I don't need to look sexy while I'm binge watching Netflix.

我在追劇的時候，不需要看起來性感。

It couldn't hurt.

又不會怎麼樣。

Being naked means your bits are getting all over the sheets.

裸體表示妳的下面會接觸到床單欸。

Sleeping with clothes on means your bits can't breathe.

穿睡衣睡覺代表妳下面不能呼吸。

Clothes are cozy.

穿衣服很舒服。

Being naked is freeing.

裸體是種解放。

Should you sleep naked or in clothes?

睡覺要裸睡還穿睡衣？

Have either of you ever thought about sleeping with clothes on but with no covers?

你們有想過穿衣服睡覺，但不蓋被子？

- Are you serious? - What?

- 你認真？ - 什麼？

What?

怎樣？

It's the best of both worlds.

這可以滿足兩邊的需求。

How can anyone sleep without covers?

怎麼有人可以睡覺不蓋被子？

I can't even have my foot poking out the end.

我連腳伸出被子都不能接受了。

Yes.

沒錯。

It feels so unsafe.

這樣會很沒有安全感。

I need to take a walk.

我需要去走一走。

Oh, my God.

天啊！

No covers?

不蓋被子？

Sacrilege.

天理何在。

Wait, I don't do that.

等等，我不會這樣做。

I was just trying to help.

我只是想幫忙。

Guys.

哈囉？