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(upbeat music)
(violin music)
- Coming through.
- Ooh, that looks amazing.
- Yeah, can't wait to dig in.
- I was thinking before we start,
I was hoping that we could all go around the table
and say what we're thankful for this Thanksgiving.
- Oh, fun!
- Family, just say family.
- Great idea.
- Thank you David, would you like to start?
- Crap, crap, crap.
Why didn't he start?
My pleasure.
- [Lily] Oh, now I'm second?
- [Ryan] I love Thanksgiving.
- This year, I'm thankful for my friends
and my supportive girlfriend, Lily, who I love.
- [Lily] Really?
Guess we aren't breaking up after the holidays.
- All the opportunities that I've had to travel
and do work that I'm really passionate about.
Oh, and this great bounty of food in front of us.
- That.
Took all of them.
Wow, lot to be grateful for.
- [Katie] Family, family, family, family,
family, family, family, family, family.
- Oh and how could I forget, I'm thankful for my family.
- You David, I'll rip your.
Off and I'll feed it to birds.
- [Ryan] This is going so well.
- [Grant] My year sucked.
- Great, Lily.
- [Katie] Okay, you know what, I'll say my health.
Health, health, health, health, health, health.
- I am grateful for this community that we formed together
and my health, both mental and physical.
Pulled that out of my.
- [Katie] Ah, I'll punch you.
I'll sucker punch you right in the.
In the eyeballs.
- [David And Lily] - Wait.
- And my wonderful boyfriend David who I love so much.
- I hope that didn't make him feel bad.
- [David] That made me feel very bad.
- Katie.
- Don't say my health and my family.
- [Lily] Unoriginal.
- [David] Copycat.
- Simple and sweet, I love it.
- All ready?
Okay keep it positive.
Don't be depressing.
As you all know this was a very difficult year for me.
Marcus dumped me.
I had to move back in with my parents
and my guinea pig, Buttercup,
committed suicide by jumping out the window.
Crap, why did I bring up Buttercup?
Okay, I can still turn this ship around.
I got this.
On the upside,
the swelling in my right testicle has gone down.
Well not gone down, but it's not getting any worse.
Stop talking about your testicles.
So I guess I'd have to say, this Thanksgiving,
that I'm thankful that my mother is a urologist
so she can give me free medical assessments.
- I'm so sorry to hear about Buttercup.
Anything I say will sound good after this idiot.
- Well hey, you'll get 'em next year Grant, huh.
- This year I am so thankful for all of you.
I don't know where I'd be without my friends
and I love you guys.
- [Everyone] Ah.
- [Lily] Corny.
- [Ryan] This night's the best.
- Ryan?
What are you thankful for?
- Oh.
Oh, damn, forgot I had to go.
I have to follow that hogwash.
Making people list some.
Just to say what they're thankful.
I don't care, I don't care what anyone here's thankful for.
- Ryan?
- Ryan?
(static radio sounding)
- The bus.
- Did he say the bus?
- Wow, I feel like we all tried a little harder than that..
- Yes.
- Let's dig in everybody.
- [Lilly] Yes.
- Yes.
- [Blue Shirt Guy] Ooh, yummy, give me those weenies.
Thank you, thank you.
- Hey it's Lily.
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感恩節真正感謝的是? (What Everyone's Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving)

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bellaforlove11 發佈於 2019 年 12 月 2 日
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