Ａ. Annoying.

A. 煩人的。

Kids can be annoying sometimes... okay, a lot of the time.

小孩有時候會很煩人⋯⋯好吧，是大部分的時間。

B. Beautiful.

B. 漂亮的。

Because I have to say something positive in this video.

因為我得在影片中說點正能量的話。

C. Colorful... language will be unavoidable sometimes.

C. 多采多姿的⋯⋯語言是不可避免的。

D. Daily.

D. 日常。

You have to do this whole parenting thing daily, as in every day, as in no days off for like the next 18 years.

育兒就是你的日常，也就是每天，接下來的 18 年都是如此。

E. Exhausting.

E. 精疲力竭。

F. Fun...ky.

F. 有(趣)味道的。

Being a parent can smell pretty funky.

為人父母會讓你身上有點味道。

Windows down! Hold ya breath!

搖下車窗，吸一口氣！

G. Greedy.

Ｇ. 貪吃。

Kids eat like a pig and a dog kind of mixed together, they're pig dogs.

小孩吃東西像狗、也像豬，他們是...豬狗。

H. Hellish.

H. 地獄般的。

Being a parent can be quite hellish, and it's up to you to find your kind of happy place amongst this newfound hell.

為人父母有時令人痛苦，在這個新的地獄裡能否找到樂趣取決於你自己。

I. Ice cream.

I. 冰淇淋。

You'll never be able to drive pass another ice-cream store without a kid screaming at you...ICE CREAM!

當你開車經過冰淇淋店時，孩子肯定會大聲嚷嚷：「冰淇淋！」

J. Juice.

J. 果汁。

You'll offer them water, they'll always want juice.

你給他們水喝，但他們只想喝果汁。

K. Kites.

K. 風箏。

Kids love kites... don't fly them in thunderstorms.

小孩很愛風箏，記得別在打雷時放風箏。

L. Late.

L. 遲到。

Go go go go go !!!!!

快快快！

You'll never be on time to anything ever again.

你再也無法準時。

Like, ever, I...I was late posting this video because of my kids.

永遠都無法，這支影片太晚上傳就是因為我的小孩。

M. Messy.

M. 髒亂。

Kids are naturally messy and then that messiness rubs off on you and in a few years time you'll catch a glimpse yourself in the mirror and be like "holy crap what have I become?"

小孩天生就髒亂，而你會逐漸受他們的髒亂影響，幾年後你偶爾瞄到鏡中的自己時會想：「我的天啊！看看我變成什麼樣子了。」

N. No.

N. 不要。

The most used word in the English Oxford Parenting dictionary.

牛津育兒字典中最常出現的字。

O. Old.

O. 老。

Parenting makes you old, congratulations you're gonna age three times faster than all your non-parent friends.

育兒令人變老，恭喜你老化的速度會比沒有小孩的朋友快三倍。

P. Pee... as in pee and poop... yay you're now a professional poo and pee cleaner.

P. 尿尿...泛指屎尿...耶，你已經成為專業的屎尿清潔達人了。

Q. Quick.

Q. 迅速。

With a house full of kids, any Mum and Dad "alone time" will have to be very quick.

有一屋子的孩子時，爸媽的「獨處時光」必須迅速。

Not that I'm complaining really...

我不是在抱怨...

R. Rain.

R. 下雨。

Rain means that you and the kids are now stuck inside, like just...

下雨了就代表你和孩子將共處一室，就像...

S. Sleep.

S. 睡覺。

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

T. Tired.

T. 累。

Like... like, all the time, it'll....it'll just never leave you, it's just constant like....

永遠都很累，疲憊感不會消失，它會持續下去...。

U. Unaffordable.

U. 負擔不起。

Those kids are gonna bleed you dry, every... every dollar.

孩子們會把你榨乾...一毛不剩。

V. Vases or vases (New Zealand accent)

Ｖ. 花瓶 (美式/紐西蘭式發音)。

Yeah these things, anything breakable will get broke.

對就是這類的東西，所有易碎品都會破掉。

Much like your new financial situation as a parent...

就像你成為父母之後的經濟狀況。

W. Wetting-the-bed.

Ｗ. 尿床。

Just put the kid to bed in the bath.

還是直接讓孩子睡在浴缸裡吧。

X. X-rays.

X. X光。

They're not cheap.

這可不便宜。

Y. Every parent's most hated letter.

Ｙ. 家長最討厭的字。

Why!? WHY!? Why!?

為什麼？為什麼？為什麼？

Z or z (New Zealand accent) for Zebra.

Z. (美式/紐西蘭式發音) 斑馬。

Zebras have black and white stripes that help them like blend into the surroundings and hide away.

斑馬身上有黑白相間的條紋，能幫助他們融入周圍環境以躲藏。

I hide by locking the toilet door.

我把自己鎖在廁所裡來逃避。

And that was your parenting ABC, next time won't you come and be a parent with me.

好，這就是育兒ABC，加入當父母的行列吧！

It's great.

很棒啦！

It's really good, it's good.

真的很棒，很棒！

Um if you liked that video, that breakdown of the ABC... sorry I'm very tired.

呃...如果你喜歡這部解析ＡＢＣ的影片... 抱歉我現在很累。

Um, if you could just like the video that means a lot, and if you haven't yet you can subscribe somewhere in the screen.

如果你能幫我按讚會對我意義重大，如果你還沒訂閱的話可以點擊螢幕的某處。

You done it?

訂閱了嗎？