WaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAGH

You wanna know...

How I got down these stairs?

mmmm from falling?

From falling!

HA HA HA HAHAHAHAhaha

ow

Help!

Hahaha! Stupid clown!

What are you gonna do now?

They took my sign!

somebody stop them!

Hey! That guy needs our help!

Waaaagh!

Oh! It's adults! Let's get out of here!

Here you go!

Wow! Thanks so much!

No problem! We gotta look out for one another. You know?

You can't let this garbage get to ya!

(laughter)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

(crying)

Have you ever heard of the Murray Franklin Show?

(crying)

I'm gonna be on it tonight.

You can go, Gary.

You were always nice to me

Hello? Police?

I want to report a murder!

And I actually know where the killer is gonna be tonight!

Please welcome... Joker!

Agh! Get on the ground!

You're under arrest!

Freeze dirtbag!

She's claiming he's my son, Martha!

She's clearly crazy!

and...

Lying!

We can't let that kind of scandal go public!

I don't care if she's lying or not.

That boy needs our help.

And WE can give it to him!

I know. You're right.

You're always right!

Welcome to your new home...

Arthur

(giggles)

So our parents were killed...

and that's when we vowed to share an endless crusade,

as the crime fighting twosome,

Wisecracker!

And his trusty sidekick, Bat Boy!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Hey what's up? I'm Bat Boy.

Okay something has gone wrong. This feels REALLY weird.

(cheering)

(sigh)

Well I could use a drink!

That's hilarious!

hahahahaha!

So that's how I became a super villain with a massive clown army!

Super villain?

I wouldn't go that far.

Yeah. I don't think any of that was real, bub.

What?

Yes! I think you made it all up!

Are you calling me an unreliable narrator?

Yes!

I'm insulted!

Why would you say a thing like that!

I was invited on tv...

I stopped the host and nobody stopped me...

even though I just confessed to murder!

That started a riot,

which caused Tomas Wayne,

who may or may not be my biological father,

To also get shot in the alley out back!

Why does that sound so unbelievable?

Because you are delusional!

Because your girlfriend wasn't real!

Because you didn't have any master plan!

Yeah! That's not a super villain!

That's just super dark and depressing!

Well every villain has to have a beginning you know!

Maybe I'm just getting started!

Maybe I'll go through multiple forms!

And right now I'm just learning as I go!

(laughter)

Stop laughing!

I'm the one who laughs!

HAHAAHAHAHA!

Someday I'll prove my super villain-ness!

You'll see!

Next time you see me I'll prove it!

Who knows! Next time I might even look like a totally different person!

Maybe I'll look like Jack! You don't know!

Everybody loves Jack.

No matter what I'll just keep changing!

You'll see!

I'll be relevant for decades!

And you guys will just be stuck in the eighties!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What a loon!

Yeah no kidding!

I hope he does not become a regular here!

I kind of liked him!

Get your fingers out of my mouth!

why?

Because I'm Batman!

AAAAGH!