It's beautiful.

太漂亮了。

And done right on time, too!

而且有在時間內完成！

That's incredible!

實在太棒了！

Wow!

哇嗚！

I am so good.

我超棒！

Look at me go.

看看我。

I deserve coffee.

我應得咖啡。

I would also like to go, but I can wait my turn.

我也想被選上，但我可以等。

Oh! Would you look at that?

噢！你看看！

It's my time to go!

輪到我了！

No no no!

不不不！

Noooo!

不！

That's the stuff.

這樣才對。

Wait, if these are my hands, then who's that guy?

等等，如果這是我的手，那那是誰？

Okay.

好吧！

I mean...

我是說...

Thank you for helping me with work, but wha-wha- what's going on here?

謝謝你們幫助我工作。但... 這... 發生什麼事了？

If only there was someone here who knew an absurd amount of information about things like this.

假如這裡有人對於這種事情知道得誇張地多，該有多好。

I think I can help you out with that.

我想我可以幫忙。

Oh, hi Blocko!

噢，嗨 Blocko ！

Hi Gingy!

嗨 Gingy ！

When the first cup of coffee is absorbed into your body through your gastrointestinal track, your brain begins to release certain chemicals, which begin to make you feel more alert, energized, and overall more productive.

當第一杯被你的進入你的胃腸道並被你的身體吸收時，你的腦袋會開始釋放一些物質。這會讓你更敏捷、更有精神，整體上來說更有效率。

Coffee wants to help you.

咖啡想要幫助你。

Wow. This is great!

哇嗚，這太棒了！

I should drink more then!

這樣的話我應該要喝更多！

I could use a few extra hands.

我需要更多隻手。

I mean, the effects are gonna last for about four to six hours, which means you probably don't need more yet.

這些效果可以持續四到六小時，代表你大概還不需要更多。

Too late!

太晚了！

Okay, um...

好吧，呃...

You should be careful.

你應該要小心一點。

Yeah, it's hot, but I have mittens.

對，很燙但我有手套。

No, no! Coffee may seem really good, but it also has its negatives.

不，不！咖啡看起來很好，但它也有它的缺點。

Have you even tried coffee?

你有喝過咖啡嗎？

Well, no, I've never had a mouth until this video.

沒有，在這支影片前我沒有嘴巴。

But I have read a few books.

但我有看一些書。

But you don't even have eyes.

但你連眼睛都沒有。

Eye twitches, raised blood pressure, and quickened heart rate.

眼睛抽搐，血壓和心率升高。

The coffee can really start to take a toll on your body.

咖啡真的會開始對你的身體造成影響。

Look at all this work I got done!

看看我完成了這麼多的工作！

I need more.

我需要更多。

Blocko, I don't feel so good.

Blocko ，我身體不舒服。

See, what did I tell you.

看吧？我是怎麼告訴你的。

A caffeine overdose can be a serious threat to your health.

過度攝取咖啡因會嚴重影響你的健康。

You're going to begin to experience hallucinations, and you're at a serious risk for things like sudden cardiac arrest and falling into a coma.

你會開始出現幻覺，你會有心臟停止和陷入昏迷的風險。

Yeah, you know what, you're right.

對，你說得對。

It was totally the coffee that gave me this headache I have right now.

我現在的頭痛絕對是咖啡引起的。

Not the- not the giant mug man beating me up.

絕對不—絕對不是因為馬克杯巨人毆打我。

That's okay. Th- tanks for the help, man.

沒事，感謝你的幫忙，兄弟。

Haha! No problem.

哈哈哈，沒問題。

Always happy to help.

很開心可以幫到忙。

Oh, hey guys. Thanks for watching the video.

噢嗨，大家，謝謝你們觀看這支影片。

I just want to say thanks to life noggin for helping me out with the lines and collaborating with me on this video.

我想要感謝 life noggin 幫助我想這些台詞和跟我合作這支影片。

They also did a collaboration over on their channel about being lonely forever.

在他們的頻道也有合作影片，跟孤單到永遠有關。

My biggest fear, but it'd be really cool if you guys went and checked it out.

那是我最大的恐懼，不過如果你們能過去看看的話會很棒。

There's a link in the description.

說明欄裡面有連結。

I also want to let you guys know that I'm gonna be a featured guest at ConBravo 2018 over in Hamilton Ontario from July 27th to 29th.

我還想讓大家知道，我是 7 月 27 號到 7 月 29 號在哈密爾頓的安大略省 ConBravo 2018 的特別來賓。

There's a link to go grab your tickets down in the description.

說明欄的連結可以買票。

I'm pretty excited, and I hope to see you guys there.

我很期待，我希望可以在那裡看到你們。