And I am on a mission to meet new friends!

我今天的任務是交新朋友！

- Hi there. - Oh my God!

- 哈囉。 - 天啊！

Did he just talk?

牠剛剛是說話了嗎？

I did!

對！

I did just talk!

我說話了！

I've never met a talking dog!

我第一次看到會講話的狗狗！

And I have never met a nicer smelling human.

而我第一次遇到那麼好聞的人類！

How does it talk?

牠怎麼講話的？

I may talk because my collar allows me to talk.

我的項圈讓我可以講話的。

No!

不要！

Where is your owner?

你的主人在哪？

My master?

我的主人？

He is on a blimp with a small mailman.

他跟一個小郵差在飛艇上。

You're a good boy.

你是個乖男孩！

Thank you. I am also a good dog.

謝謝！我也是隻乖狗狗喔！

Oh I love that spot!

噢我喜歡這個點！

It is the best spot.

這個點最舒服了！

Except for the spot you are petting right now, that is the new best spot.

除了妳現在正在抓的地方，這是新的最舒服的點！

You like "all over scratch."

你喜歡「全身抓抓」。

Oh I do. I do like all over scratch.

真的，我喜歡全身抓抓！

Ball! I hear a ball!

球！我聽到球的聲音！

You are going to throw it!

快丟球！

You are going to-BALL!

快丟－球！

Wait. You still have the ball.

等等，球還在你手上。

That was a trick.

被騙了！

But you will not trick me this-BALL!

但這次你不會騙到－球！

Oh no, you are in the Cone of Shame.

噢不，你戴著羞恥環。

I do not like the Cone of Shame.

我不喜歡羞恥環。

Do you know where the camera is?

你知道鏡頭在哪嗎？

I do not know what a camera is.

我不知道鏡頭在哪！

It's in the phone.

鏡頭在手機裡。

Can we play fetch with the phone?

我們可以玩丟手機遊戲嗎？

No, I...

不行，我...

I have just met you, and I love you.

我才剛遇見你，但我好喜歡你！

I like your gray shirt, tiny human!

我喜歡你的灰色上衣，小人類！

You smell very nice today.

你今天聞起來很香。

- Thank you, it's my... - Squirrel!

- 謝囉，是我的... - 松鼠！

I thought I saw a squirrel on your face, but it was only fur.

我以為我看到你臉上有松鼠，結果只是毛。

I must go find a stick.

我得找到一支棒子。

Okay.

好。

But, I love you!

但我愛妳！

Bye!

掰！

Bye Dug!

Dug 掰！

Bye Dug. He drooled on me.

Dug 掰。他在我身上流口水了。

Goodbye, tiny human!

掰掰，小人類！

Where is he going?

他要去哪裡？

Come back doggie!

狗狗回來！

Okay, I am coming back.

好，我要回來了。

I am coming to get the ball.

我要來拿球了！

Oh, you have thrown the ball!

你把球丟出去了！

Do not worry, I will get it back for you.

別擔心，我幫你撿回來。

Now you have the ball!

你有球了！

And you have thrown it again.

你又丟出去了！