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  • (upbeat music)

  • - Damn!

  • This hot potato is fully loaded!

  • - (maniacal laughter) Tell me about it, Spud!

  • - Alright team, lets put an end to this pomme de terror.

  • Activate heat ray!

  • (intense music) (malfunctioning sounds)

  • - [Sarah] Trish, the heat ray's broken...

  • Trish!

  • - I'm on it!

  • - Please, we need that heat ray as soon as possible

  • otherwise we're gonna get fried.

  • - Looks like something's slowing down the REO Speedwagon,

  • should be about three minutes to fix.

  • - That's just enough time to take this little quiz!

  • - No quizzes.

  • - "Which Ultramechatron team member are you?"

  • - Why would even need to take that quiz?

  • You are Brody.

  • - Actually, I took it earlier and it said I'm an Armond.

  • (drilling sounds) - What?

  • - Yeah.

  • - The hell you are, I'm taking that quiz.

  • - Oh, me too!

  • - We are in the middle of battle!

  • - I've got my eyes on you, Ultramechatron!

  • - Okay, question one...

  • - Duck!

  • (sounds of fist connecting with metal) (potato yells)

  • (alarms blaring) - "What animal would you be?"

  • So, Sarah went with duck.

  • - No, I didn't!

  • - The other options are: horse, cheetah or elephant?

  • - Without a doubt, horse.

  • - You're totally a horse!

  • - My man!

  • - My man's a horse. (Armond laughing)

  • - I feel like I could be an elephant

  • because I'm so intelligent but then I could also

  • be a cheetah because I'm fast, and I'm also kind of a loner.

  • (somber music)

  • You know, I've been that way since I was around

  • five years old, when my parents died.

  • They were coming home from a party--

  • - Hey Trish, (alarms blaring)

  • I'm gonna need you to focus on fixing that heat ray.

  • (somber music resumes) - You're right, I'm a duck.

  • - Duck, cool.

  • (high energy rock music)

  • - Ooh, hot potato, hot potato!

  • - [Brody] Alright, question two--

  • - [Potato] Hyah!

  • - [Brody] Where is your dream vacation spot?

  • - Armond, throw the bomb!

  • - Where? - Yes, where?

  • - Anywhere but here!

  • - Okay, anywhere but here for Sarah.

  • - How is that an option!?

  • - We also have beach, island or mountain?

  • - Please, you know your boy is mountain, (chuckling)

  • - (laughs) I know my boy is mountain!

  • - [Armond] You know it! - [Brody] Sure.

  • - Um, what is the difference between beach and island?

  • - It doesn't matter!

  • - Anywhere but here, I guess.

  • - Okay, cool.

  • - Please, Armond, throw the bomb!

  • - Fine.

  • (mechanical movement) (explosion) (alarms blaring)

  • - Armond, pay attention! - [Potato] (maniacal laughter)

  • - Trish, I need that heat ray!

  • - Few more seconds!

  • - That's just enough time for our last question!

  • - No more questions!

  • (maniacal laughter) (timer bell rings)

  • - Oh God, it's time!

  • (painful groans) (yelling)

  • - "How would you describe yourself?"

  • Tactical leader, skilled fighter,

  • tech wunderkind or party dude?

  • - Hm... - [Potato] (groaning) Ha!

  • - [Infant Potato] (cries)

  • - Oh my God, they're multiplying.

  • - [Potato] Go my Tater Tot, mash them!

  • - [Sarah] I need that heat ray!

  • (maniacal laughter)

  • - You know what, skilled fighter.

  • - Cool, that's what I put too.

  • - [Sarah] Guys, pay attention! (tater tot growling)

  • - Tactical leader?

  • - Well, that's a little bit-- - [Sarah] Trish, please focus!

  • (overlapping chatter) (growling)

  • - [Sarah] The Tater Tot's coming closer!

  • - I'll put Sarah down for--

  • - [Sarah] I really need that hear ray!

  • - Heat ray's ready!

  • - Finally!

  • (intense music)

  • - [Potato] No!

  • (heat ray frying enemies)

  • - [Brody] Alright, the results are in,

  • Armond you got Armond!

  • - Yes! (laughter)

  • - Trish, you got Sarah.

  • - Oh cool, Sarah's awesome!

  • - And Sarah, you got Brody.

  • - How is that possible!?

  • I answered all the same answers as Trish!

  • - Well yeah, you copied.

  • That's a very Brody thing to do.

  • - [Sarah] Copy? I didn't copy her.

  • - [Armond] Oh yeah, that's a good point.

  • - [Trish] You copied, you always wanna be like me.

  • - [Sarah] That's not, I'm not--

  • - This is weird, does anyone else feel like potatoes?

  • - [Armond] Yes! - [Trish] Yes!

  • - [Brody] That's so weird, right, isn't that?

  • - [Sarah] Of course, we just killed a giant, sexy potato.

  • - [Armond] That is wild.

  • - I could totally, I could murder a baked potato right now.

  • (pixelated music)

  • Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪

  • It's a giant, fighting, kicking, punching robot of war! ♪

  • But it can only be controlled by the Chosen Four! ♪

  • So now they're work and fight, and live together! ♪

  • In the Ultramechatron! ♪

  • Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪

  • (laughter)

  • - Hey kids, that video was a lot of fun

  • but you know what's not fun?

  • - [All] Ads.

  • - Kinda like this one.

  • - Yeah, you can watch the rest of this episode on Dropout.

  • - Go to https://www.dropout.tv/

  • to start your free trial today.

  • - And never have to see us in another ad again!

  • - Hah, Ultramechatron Team--

  • - [All] Whoa!

  • - I will study everything there is to know about partying!

  • - You can just come to the party?

  • - [Brody] Yeah.

  • - I will socialize so hard (dramatic music)

  • that I will be known as the ultimate animal of partying.

(upbeat music)

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