I'm-a gonna teach you a brand-new trick, okay?

Watch-a this, Cuddles.

Fireball.

Ice ball.

Fireball.

Ice ball.

Fireball. Ice ball.

-Okay!

I know you're trying to teach the dog new tricks,

but can you tone it down?

I need to work on this resume for today. [groans]

-Resume schmesume. Just-a bust in there and say,

"It's-a me, Daneboe."

-Yes, yes, I know that works for you, but this is real life.

I got a huge meeting with a big person at a movie studio today so...

[grunts]

-Someone a-big, eh? Like a boss?

-They might be my boss if I get the job.

-Ah, boss. I can handle this.

-I really don't need any advice, thanks.

-But I've got a presentation.

First, you know it's a boss if you're in a really, really big room,

like bigger than any other room.

A high ceiling? Definitely dealing with the box.

-I know I'm dealing with a boss. -Okay.

Once you know you're dealing with a boss,

just run around him in circles. Works every time.

-No, I am not gonna do that.

-Once the boss is a-dizzy,

grab him by the tail and spin him into a ball.

-[groans]

-He might be flying in a helicopter with a clown face.

-[annoyed]: Oh, stop. Just stop.

-Also, look for his glowing red spot.

That's-a his weak point.

But you got to be very careful

'cause sometimes when you beat the boss and it looks like

the boss is a-dead, he will get up and grow three times his size

and start attacking again, which I never really understand,

because it's like this is the only situation where beating someone

to a pulp actually makes them stronger.

-Is that it?

-A-yes. -Good.

-As long as you throw him off the a-floating island,

or touch the ax that's behind him so he'll fall into the lava pit.

-That's it. I-- I got to go. I got to get to this interview.

-Good luck.

Don't a-forget to power up right-a before you face the boss.

-For the last time, I am not eating your mushrooms.

-Eh, his loss. [blipping]

[ceiling shatters loudly] Uh-oh. Not again.

-I need a new roommate.

Hey guys, my name is Daneboe and this is my re...sume--

-Resume schmesume.

I'M BOWSER!!! [roars]

-Aw, crap.

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