It's 6 a.m. in the morning. I was rudely awoken by my phone going "na-na-na-na", vibrating and going mental.

飛彈發射

And then there was an air raid, this air raid siren going on outside for a

有發現飛彈從北韓發射

missile from North Korea. I don't know if it's real or not, but it's not a very nice way

請盡速到堅固的建築物內避難

to wake up in the morning. But what I do know is this area I'm currently in

防空警報

Aomori on the Sea of Japan coastline and I think last year a missile splashed

現在是早上六點

down in the sea off the coastline. Maybe I think about 100 kilometers out to sea.

被電話很靠北的吵起床

And then there was another missile not that long ago that

NENENENE的震動 像發瘋一樣

crash-landed just off the coast of Hokkaido 'bout another hundred kilometers that way.

然後外面有防空警報在響

So, in this remote far-flung region of Japan, the only thing

因為北韓射了顆飛彈

the locals have to worry about normally, are the bears and now on top of the

我不知道真的假的(還以為是演習)

bears, they've got North Korean missiles. It's a bit unfortunate I've come here to

但這不是一個好的起床方式

hike through a forest and while I was prepared to accept the, the danger of the

但我知道的是

bears, the-the missiles certainly add another element to that.

我現在在青森

Missiles and bears. That is what the people here have to worry about now.

靠日本海側

Albeit not together. That would be quite unlikely but, but also terrible.

去年好像有一顆飛彈墜海

*siren wailing*

就在這邊的外海

I'm in bed. Just went back to sleep.

大概100km遠

Phone went off alert. Phone went off again.

然後還有一顆 沒多久以前

Alarm went off again. Now I'm really angry. The emergency alert said

則是墜落在北海道外海

the missile flew overhead though. So I better look that up.

的100km遠處

For fucks sake, I was just woken up a third time.

然後在這日本的鄉下

This time by the television switching itself on.

當地人有需要擔心的通常是熊

To report about the missile.

現在呢 多了北韓的飛彈

I didn't even know TVs could switch themselves on in Japan like that in emergencies.

雖小 我原本要到山上健行的

Probably makes sense but...

就在我準備接受熊的危險的時候

it's so annoying and now

飛彈明顯的又多加了一些危險的因子

I've got to get out of bed. And switch the TV off.

熊和飛彈 這是當地人現在必須擔心的

For fuck's sake.

雖然不太可能同時出現

This is what annoys me about all the people who go to North Korea on holiday because it's so

但還是很夭壽

different and unique seeing a culture that's so weird and strange like the 1960s.

10分鐘後

Fuck off.

我在床上 剛回去睡回籠覺

Like every time you go to North Korea you're funding a regime that

電話又叫了

butchers its own people. That has hundreds of thousands of people locked

警報又叫了 林北真的不爽了

away in concentration camps and fires missiles just stupidly and randomly at 6 a.m. in the morning.

警報說飛彈從頭上飛過去了

If you go to North Korea, you're a fucking idiot. Don't go.

我想我最好去看一下

And now I'm gonna go to sleep and I'm really angry.

幹 我被叫起來第三次

Bah.

這次是電視