00:00:31,779 --> 00:00:33,779 Uh won ton

不要偷看

Okay, my sister does this way. [oh], she does that

好了!現在睜開你的眼睛

Let's go

我只看見一個籃子和筷子

Well, yeah

你知道他們怎麼叫它嗎?

Because I eat them all the time in China, right mommy?

喔,我知道 是 餛飩

red hello

燒賣啦!

What do I do with him? Sh-should we put in should we put him in to make him smart jail?

喔...

Hey, well, course we do

你知道這叫甚麼嗎?

especially if you talked chinese

那是甚麼呢?

He does know [oh]

你幾乎要夾到了

It has chocolate in it. What is that? no, what is that? is that meat?

ok,我姊姊是這樣用筷子的

Yeah, it's meat. Hold on hold on hold on

她這麼做

Break it apart now

你吃過燒賣嗎?

Some kind of poo?

有ㄟ..

Hmm feel bad for them but I hope one day they learn. They asked me to teach, I'm out

你說"有ㄟ"是甚麼意思?

now can I look?

因為我在中國一直都吃燒賣

Yeah

對吧!媽媽

ooh

你去過中國嗎?

This looks...bad

我該拿他怎麼辦?

I'm eating paper now?

我們要把他放進監獄讓他變聰明嗎?

Hey mom, remember this yeah? yeah

好的!當然我們要這作

Oh, it"s rice! oh, it's meat. Oh

特別是你講中文

You said Bamboo, right?

誰會講中文?

Is there a panda here? panda?

他真的知道ㄟ

Get a Panda, give me my doh- you ate my dumpling?

挖!裡面有巧克力

You ate it. I can't stand it this guy. I can't stand him

那是甚麼?

wait, is it seriously jellyfish? Oh it's a vegetable isn't it oh?

不 那是甚麼?

enough with these lies. Jellyfish not even have hearts or brains

那是肉嗎??

that's what makes them crazy, and how could it even move without brains?

沒錯,裡面是肉

The only one the big is alive the jellyfish the jellyfish

等一下 等一下 等一下

now

為什麼你不把他們分成一半?

Ha ha ha I'm so happy. It looks like a twisted home a

把它分開成一半

Twisted Baby's home. Oh oh

是一種屎嗎?

Oh, whoo. Well it looks like?

你覺得不會用筷子的人是怎樣的?

Okay, ha ha

我覺得不是好事,但我希望他們有天可以學會

You have scarred me for life. I open my eyes, and I see a dead duck staring right at me

如果他們問我要不要教他們

You guys tricked me [on] this one everybody look love you. Have dug heads here anybody want anybody [Wanna] eat a duck head shark

我不教

I'll anything oh

我們現在可以睜開眼睛了嗎?

my gosh [clothes] I

可以

Can't believe this is the dog head

喔....

Murderer I hated the duck head

看起來好糟

The head is cut off

我現在要吃紙嗎

No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no

媽 你記得這是甚麼嗎?

[well] good

是米ㄟ