Mew, mew!

喵！喵！

Psst, I think boys have a different pee-pee!

喂，我覺得男生尿尿的方式和我們不一樣！

I think so too because my dad stands up when he potties.

我也是，因為我爸爸都是站著上廁所。

I think he's scared the toilet's gonna eat him.

我想他應該是怕馬桶會吃了他。

Me, too.

對。

The toilet ate one of my cousins.

馬桶咬了我其中一個表哥。

I like Brian, and we decided we're gonna get married at recess.

我喜歡 Brian，我們決定等下下課休息就結婚。

Oh, lucky!

好好喔！

I'm in love with AJ from the Backstreet Boys.

我和新好男孩裡的 AJ 在一起了。

No, I'm in love with AJ from the Backstreet Boys!

不，我和好男孩裡的 AJ 在一起。

Nuh-uh, I said it first!

不，是我先說的！

Why don't you marry Howie instead?

你為什麼不要嫁給 Howie 呢？

Howie, nobody likes Howie!

Howie？誰喜歡 Howie 啊！

I have to tell you a secret.

我要跟你說個秘密。

What?

什麼？

My mom gave me a training bra and I'm wearing it right now!

我媽買了件無鋼圈內衣給我，我現在已經穿了。

Does it hurt?

會不舒服嗎？

Psst, I have to tell you a secret but you can't tell anyone, okay?

喂，我要跟你講個秘密，但不能告訴別人，好嗎？

I got my period.

我那個來了。

What?

什麼？

My period.

月經。

What's that?

那是什麼？

My Indian parents never taught me anything.

我家的印度爸媽從來都不教我這些。

This blood coming out of my...

就是有血出來…

Yeah, and I can get pregnant now, so I have to be careful.

我現在已經可以懷孕了，所以我要很小心。

I can't hug any more boys.

我不能再抱男生了。

I'm a woman.

我是女人了。

Lucky.

真好。

I can't wait to get my period.

真希望我的月經快點來。

Kevin told me he likes me and he wants to kiss me.

Kevin 說他喜歡我，還想要親我。

Oh my god, when?

天啊，什麼時候？

We're gonna kiss after school in the field.

我們約了下課後在操場那邊。

Don't tell anyone.

不要告訴別人。

So, what did your mom get for your birthday?

所以你媽媽送你什麼生日禮物？

She let me shave my legs.

她讓我去除腿毛。

Did it hurt?

會痛嗎？

No, it was, like, smooth, and I couldn't even feel the sharp parts.

不會，摸起來滑滑溜的，我再摸不到刺刺的。

Yeah, I think my mom does something called waxing.

我記得我媽媽也有去做，好像是叫熱蠟除毛。

Waxing, yeah, I've heard of that.

對，熱蠟除毛，我也有聽過。

I don't think it hurts, though.

我想應該不會痛吧！

Yo, the guy in my science class is so fine!

跟我一起上自然科學課的男生，身材超好！

I love it when guys gel their hair.

我喜歡男生有抓頭髮。

Yeah, and he has his ear pierced.

對，他還有穿耳洞。

O-M-G.

受不了。

Right?

對吧？

Yo, when we graduate, we should totally go on a girl's trip.

我們畢業的時候，我們應該要來個閨蜜之旅。

Girl, yes!

閨蜜，好啊！

Yo, Nick asked me out!

Nick 約我出去！

Oh my god, what is the date?

我的天啊，哪一天？

October 29th?

10/29？

I need to remember this.

我要記下來。

Oh my god!

天啊！

What are you gonna get him for your one-month anniversary?

那你一個月紀念日要送他什麼東西？

Oh, you're right!

對齁！

Oh my god, I was dancing with Nick, and he put his hand on my butt.

受不了了，我和 Nick 跳舞，他的手放在我的屁股上。

Lucky!

真好！

Oh, I know, right?

真的，我就知道！

I was so nervous, but then Mr. Gibson gave us a detention.

當時好緊張喔，但後來 Gibson 老師罰我們下課後要留下來。

That's awesome.

好棒喔。

I know.

真的。

Tomorrow, I'm totally gonna try to take his shirt off.

就明天，我就要把他的衣服脫光光。

Oh yeah, uh, I hooked up with Jackson last night.

嘿，我昨晚跟 Jackson 滾床單了。

How was it?

怎麼樣？

Good but, like, a little intense.

還可以，但有點緊張。

His tongue was down my throat.

他的舌頭要伸到我喉嚨去。

Ew.

噁心。

I know, right, but I mean, he's got the v-zone.

我知道，不過他有人魚線。

Oh, love the V.

真假，我喜歡人魚線。

Jackson is pissing me off!

Jackson 把我惹毛了！

Like, he keeps lying about the stupidest things!

他不停地對我撒超瞎的謊！

Girl, I told you he's a player.

親愛的，我就跟你說了他是玩玩的。

Jackson cheated on me.

Jackson 劈腿。

Listen to me.

聽我說。

Don't you dare cry, okay?

別想為了他哭，聽到嗎？

You are too good for him!

他配不起你！

Come here.

來惜惜！

We should plan a girl's trip.

我們應該要來計劃一場閨蜜之旅。

Totally.

認同。

Ugh, my god!

天啊！

Why is everyone getting married?

為什麼全世界都要結婚？

Like, just chill.

輕鬆過日子嘛！

Ugh. I know. It's like, what's the rush?

對啊，所以是急什麼？

Do you not have anything else to do?

沒有其他事可以做了嗎？

I know, right?

真的。

Get a hobby.

去發掘興趣之類的。

Alex proposed!

Alex 向我求婚了！

Girl, we still haven't had a girl's trip.

親愛的，我們還沒去閨蜜之旅。

We should definitely do that.

我們一定要去一次。

I've been so constipated.

我一直都有便秘。

Ugh, same.

我也是。

I don't think I'm getting enough fiber.

我想我吃的纖維不夠多。

You know what's really good?

知道吃什麼可以改善嗎？

Flax seeds.

亞麻籽。

Yeah, I just started buying them in bulk off Amazon.

我剛才在 Amazon 大量採購。

Two-day delivery, it's pretty good.

2 天內送貨，還不錯。

I keep getting these long chin hairs.

我的下巴開始在長鬍子。

Oh my god, same!

天啊，我也一樣！

What the hell?

是發生什麼事啦？

Yeah, and I don't even notice it until someone else points it out because they think it's a piece of hair on my face.

如果不是別人發現我還不知道，因為我只是以為有頭髮在我臉上。

I'm just, like, doing me, you know?

我只是…在做自己，你懂嗎？

Totally.

完全理解。

You know, I feel like this year I really found myself.

你知道嗎，我感覺我在今年…真的找回我自己。

Yeah, I'm in a good place.

是的，我現在過得很好。

I write in a journal.

我要寫在日記本上。

That's good.

很好。

Sorry, rough night.

不好意思，難過的一晚啊。

I hope you enjoy this video.

希望你們喜歡這部影片。

If you did, give it a big thumbs up!

喜歡的話，請幫我大力按讚。

Not a small thumbs up, but a big thumbs up.

不要小小的，要大力給我按讚。

My last really funny video is right over there.

我上一部超好笑的影片就在那邊。

Make sure you click it and check it out.

你們記得都要點進去收看。

My second vlog channel's there.

我第 2 個 vlog 的頻道也在那邊。

Make sure to check that out, too, and make sure you subscribe, cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

記得也要去看，還有要訂閱，因為我每個星期一和四都會有新影片。

One love, Superwoman.

鍾愛 Superwoman。

That is a wrap, and zoom.

影片就到這裡，掰。