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  • This is a very important video, some people, some dumb balls, still think the earth is flat.

    這部影片很重要,因為有些人、有些笨蛋,仍認為地球是平的。

  • My god.

    天啊。

  • How can you be so stupid?

    你怎麼能這麼笨?

  • Logan Paul - thats right.

    Logan Paul - 沒錯。

  • Disappointed.

    令人失望。

  • Now, let's look at this Earth, okay?

    來看看這顆地球,好嗎?

  • What shape is this?

    這是什麼形狀?

  • That's right, round.

    沒錯,圓形。

  • Well, what a lot of people don't know... is if you keep zooming in...

    許多人不知道的是...如果你不斷放大地圖...

  • Over here, over in Canada, over in Saint Pierre and Miquelon...

    從這裡,加拿大這裡,聖皮埃與密克隆群島這裡...

  • Over here at St. Johns, over here at Witless Bay...

    聖約翰這裡,然後 Witless Bay 這裡繼續放大...

  • We are getting closer.

    越來越接近了。

  • Over to Burnt Cove, over between the Gret Island and Sant Miquel.

    Burnt Cove,然後放大 Gret Island 與 Sant Miquel 中間。

  • We have...

    就能找到...

  • Pee Pee Island!

    Pee Pee 島!

  • Smash like on this video right now ...

    現在就大力按下讚。

  • If you want to visit Pee Pee Island.

    如果你想參觀 Pee Pee 島的話。

  • Because I don't know about you guys... I really want to go visit Pee Pee Island.

    我不知道你啦,但我個人很想去看看 Pee Pee 島。

  • What happens in Pee Pee Island?

    Pee Pee 島有什麼新奇的?

  • I don't know.

    我不清楚。

  • Why does it have such an amazing name?

    為什麼它有個那麼讚的名字?

  • I don't know either.

    這我也不清楚。

  • This is proof, once and for all, that the Earth is round.

    這就是證據,只需要證明這一次就夠,地球是圓的!

  • I think...yes...

    我想...

  • I wanted to explore a little bit more here today what you can discover on this amazing planet Earth.

    我今天想要多多探索一下地球,這美麗星球。

  • Thanks to Google's technology with Google Street View and Google Satellite, there's so many different things to look at!

    感謝 Google 科技帶來的 Google 街景與 Google 衛星圖,所以我們才有許多東西可以看。

  • So many things to appreciate!

    有好多東西可以欣賞!

  • Such as this new viral clip.

    就像這個熱門片段。

  • Thanks to, in uh, I think New Jersey or something like that... we have a Google Street View, of a man.

    感謝新澤西或某處,我們得到了這個街景,裡頭有個男子。

  • Falling down the stairs!

    從樓梯上摔下來!

  • I shouldn't be laughing. I really shouldn't!

    不該笑的,我真的不該笑的!

  • Oh no! Oh God! I haven't seen the second one.

    噢不!天啊!我第一次看到第二張圖!

  • I hope he is Okay; I genuinely do.

    希望他沒事,真的。

  • Let's see if we can find this.

    來看看能不能找到這個。

  • Alright, let's add the little guy.

    好,把小黃人拖到這裡。

  • Oh no...

    不...

  • Jesus Christ!

    天!

  • They blurred him out at least.

    他們把他碼掉了。

  • God, I hope he's okay.

    希望他沒事。

  • The world is a wonderful place to live.

    這世界很美好。

  • We also have this incredible clip, which i think i've shown before.

    這也有整個超讚的片段,我記得之前放過了。

  • A cute little dog, on another note.

    一隻可愛的小狗。

  • Just an adorable little dog, chasing over the google street view car thing.

    就只是隻可愛的小狗,緊追著 Google 街景車。

  • Come on, dog, you can do it!

    快點,小狗,你可以的!

  • Some say the dog is still chasing the Google Street View car to this day.

    有人說,這隻狗直到今天還在追那台 Google 街景車。

  • To this day!

    到今天還在追!

  • Just doesn't give up, does he?

    永不放棄,對吧?

  • I got you now, Google sir.

    抓到你了,Google。

  • Jesus Christ.

    天。

  • Okay, here we go.

    好,來吧。

  • Zoom in.

    放大。

  • We're in Nihon, Japan everyone!

    我們到了日本,日本欸,各位!

  • Oh my God!

    我的天!

  • How did they know?

    他們怎麼知道的?

  • Only in Japan.

    只有日本才有。

  • For those of you who haven't visited to Japan, yes, this is how everyone walks around.

    為那些沒去過日本的朋友解釋一下,沒錯,日本人都這樣穿這樣在街上走動。

  • Where did they go?

    他們人呢?

  • That's so creepy!

    太詭異了吧!

  • God damn pigeon people.

    該死的鴿子人。

  • They are everywhere.

    到處都有。

  • Take it back, the Earth is not fl-

    回歸正題,地球不是平...

  • Why does the Japanese Earth look different?

    為什麼日本的地球看起來不太一樣?

  • Explain this, scientists.

    解釋一下啊,科學家們。

  • Oh yeah, I know this one.

    噢,我知道這個。

  • Okay, so, you look at the speed limit.

    看看測速柱。

  • God damn it, Google.

    該死,Google。

  • Look at the speed limit, 37, this is taken by the Google car by the way.

    看測速柱上的數字,時速 37,對了,這是 Google 車的數據。

  • Turn around here, what is the speed limit?

    轉過來,看看速限多少?

  • God damn it, Google.

    該死,Google!

  • Oh, they blurred it those fu-

    噢,他們碼掉了這...

  • 20!

    速限 20!

  • What the freak Google, you break the law.

    媽的,Google,你犯法了!

  • Everyone tweet this out right now #GoogleBreakALaw.

    大家快點推文 #Google犯法了。

  • I'm crying, and i'm shaking right now...

    我在哭泣、顫抖。

  • Google just confessed to this horrific crime.

    Google 剛剛承認了這個駭人的罪。

  • Pro tip: Google, if you break the law, don't film it...

    Google,給你個專業建議,如果要犯法,不要錄下來...

  • Take it from me... who's never done anything illegal.

    來自我,一個從沒犯過法的人。

  • Moving on.

    繼續!

  • Okay, here's another coordinate.

    好的,這有另一個座標。

  • Alright, so you're just in a park.

    好的,來到一座公園。

  • It's a nice day, it's a nice weather.

    不錯的日子,天氣很好。

  • You're in co fn, whatever that is...

    你在 co fn,不管那是啥...

  • You walk down the street, and boom!

    你走在路上,然後砰!

  • It's a cow.

    有一隻牛。

  • Incredible, cows exist!

    厲害吧,這世上真的有牛!

  • How did he get passed the cow?

    它要怎麼通過這隻牛?

  • That is the real question.

    真心想問。

  • That's some close up action right there.

    有一些近拍的畫面。

  • Thank you very much, Google.

    真是謝囉,Google。

  • Keep Shane Dawson away from th-

    讓 Shane Dawson 遠離這...

  • That's not even a joke...

    這連笑話都算不上...

  • Jesus Christ.

    天。

  • Alright, see you later cows!

    好的,再見囉,牛牛們!

  • You can find all kinds of s**t on Google Street View.

    你可以在 Google 街景上看到各種東西。

  • Why go out side when you could just click through this.

    如果可以用這個點一點就好,何必出門呢?

  • Look at these people, looking awkward.

    看看這些人,感覺很尷尬。

  • They always look at the camera, it's so creepy.

    他們總是會看著鏡頭,真怪。

  • One cool thing I actually find is that, is that could actually go underwater.

    我發現一件很酷的事,我們可以直接進到水底。

  • In Google Maps and like, here on island, you can go underwater.

    在 Google 地圖,在島嶼上,你可以下到水裡。

  • And there's a turtle!

    有一支烏龜!

  • Pretty epic!

    超酷!

  • See, everyone looks into the camera. This is what I'm talking about.

    看,每個人都在看鏡頭,這就是我說的。

  • It's so weird.

    好怪。

  • Damn, that's epic.

    這超酷。

  • Look at that... amazing.

    看看這...好美。

  • And we are killing it.

    而我們正在殘害這環境。

  • Congratulations, everyone.

    恭喜囉,各位。

  • Alright, next up, I have some coordinates I want to explore.

    好的,接下來我還有一些想探索看看的座標。

  • Where in the world are we gonna go next?

    接下來我們要去世界的哪一隅呢?

  • That's right, everyone.

    沒錯,各位。

  • We enter the coordinates, we enter the Satellite View.

    輸入座標,改成衛星圖像。

  • We zoom in on Satellite View. I assume it's over here.

    放大衛星圖像,我想它應該在這。

  • Zoom in, god damn it.

    放大啊,該死!

  • And there we have it.

    然後就有了這個。

  • A giant stuffed bunny, everyone.

    各位,一隻巨大兔娃娃。

  • Giant stuffed bunny, thank you Italy. Very cool.

    巨大兔娃娃,感謝義大利,很酷。

  • We have this one: if you go to Google Earth, type in the coordinates, blah blah blah, it's a man dragging a dead body to a lake!

    這篇推文說,如果你去 Google 地球,輸入這串座標之類之類的,會看到一個男人拖著屍體到湖邊。

  • Shocked face.

    驚恐臉。

  • That is so creepy.

    太詭異了吧。

  • Okay, we must investigate.

    好,這得調查一下。

  • Let's enter the coordinate.

    來輸入座標。

  • There it is.

    找到了。

  • Where are they?

    人呢?

  • Where did they go?

    他們去哪了?

  • The mysteries of life... we will explore this.

    生命之謎,我們會探索此事。

  • We will dig deep.

    我們會挖掘真相。

  • What happened to this person?

    這個人到底怎麼了?

  • It's a wet dog.

    是隻濕掉的狗。

  • I mean, I shouldn't be happy, I shouldn't...

    我其實不應該感到開心,我不該...

  • I'll take it.

    我就接受了。

  • Panic averted.

    不要恐慌。

  • I mean it looks crazy...

    這看起來很可怕...

  • Alright, so just another, oh God, Chad.

    另一個地點,天,是查德。

  • The magnificent country.

    壯麗的一個國家。

  • It even has the eyes.

    它甚至還有眼睛。

  • My God, Chad, all hail Chad.

    天啊,查德,查德萬歲。

  • The greatest country of all time.

    世上最偉大的國家。

  • Now, if you zoom in a little bit outside of Chad, and you zoom in... a little bit... and then just go...

    現在,放大查德外面一點點...再放大...再一點...然後往...

  • And that's gonna be right..

    它就會在...

  • And that's a mouth... isn't it

    一個嘴巴!對吧!

  • Well, whatever it's lips.

    隨便啦,是嘴唇。

  • Very fascinating. The world is a magnificent place. Prepare to be more fascination (fascinated) upcoming here.

    非常引人入勝,這世界充滿了美麗的地方,準備好,有更多美好的地方要來了。

  • Adding some more coordinates.

    加入更多座標。

  • Here we have in... where the hell is this? Port Sudan.

    現在到了...我們在哪?蘇丹港。

  • Okay, you zoom in and out, in the Red Sea. Zoom time, zoom time.

    放大時間,放大時間。

  • You can actually see, I think at least, no?

    應該要看得到吧,對吧?

  • Supposed to be a ship wreck.

    這裡應該要有船難的影像。

  • God damn it.

    該死!

  • Well, that makes it lame.

    真無聊。

  • We also have this fantastic picture, what the he...

    還有這張奇妙的照片,是怎...

  • I think this is in Mexico, so creepy, Jesus Christ.

    我想這是在墨西哥,真詭異,天。

  • There's also this wonderful place, such as, Chicago.

    也有一些好玩的地方,比如,芝加哥。

  • I don't know if these are real. I just love it so much.

    我不知道這是不是真的,但我好愛。

  • Welcome to Chicago, everyone.

    歡迎來到芝加哥。

  • Where you can also find, arguably, one of greatest things on Google Street View.

    在這你也可以找到,Google 街景上最可愛的東西之一。

  • This dog, everyone.

    那就是狗兒。

  • Look at this dog.

    看看這隻狗。

  • If this isn't worth smash, like, subscribe, I don't know what is.

    如果這隻狗不值得大力按下讚跟訂閱,我不知道有什麼值得了。

  • Incredible! Good boy.

    棒,乖孩子。

  • Meanwhile, in Russia's Google Street View...

    同時,在俄羅斯的 Google 街景。

  • What is happening here? Does anyone know?

    發生什麼事了?有人知道嗎?

  • Look, they're looking too, like, aw s*** , they got it.

    看,他們看起來就好像「靠,被抓到了。」

  • Ah, Damn it, Google street car got us.

    該死,Google 街景車拍到我們了。

  • There is also the... I don't know what this is.

    還有這個,我不知道這是啥。

  • I don't know what's happening here, but i could only imagine, but they're fighting us.

    不知道發生了什麼事,但我只能想像,他們在與我們抗爭。

  • Oh my God.

    我的天。

  • They even convicted a man in Taiwan, thanks to Google Maps.

    因為 Google 地圖,台灣因此逮到一個人。

  • Because an unleashed dog was responsible for a neighbor's bicycle accident.

    因為有一隻沒綁好的狗,導致了腳踏車事故。

  • Jesus Christ.

    天。

  • Google maps will get you, man, big brother is watching you.

    Google 地圖會抓到你的,到處都有人在監視你。

  • But I think the most, the worst one is when... just falling..

    但我想,最糟的是,這個跌倒...

  • Poor, no... look at the poor dog!

    可憐,不...看看那可憐的狗狗!

  • (human falls down) Oh no, the poor dogs!

    (人類跌倒) 噢不!可憐的狗!

  • Look at them!

    看看他們!

  • I stumbled upon this funny sequence randomly.

    我沒事看 Google 地圖時,意外看到這個事件。

  • Who just randomly goes through Google Street!? Jesus Christ.

    誰會沒事看 Google 街景啊,天。

  • Take better care of your dogs, you dummy.

    照顧好你的狗,笨蛋!

  • There are also wonderful images such as... baby being born.

    還有些驚奇的畫面,如...寶寶出生。

  • And naked man in sleeping trunk.

    還有後車廂的裸男。

  • But if you go to Gothenburg, Sweden, my home town.

    但如果你去我的家鄉,瑞典哥德堡...

  • You enter Satellite View, and you zoom in just enough on Stadium Ullevi, and you will find, that's right everyone ...

    進到衛星圖像模式,然後在 Ullevi 體育館放大,你就會看到... 各位,沒錯。

  • Represent.com slash pewdiepie.

    Represent.com/pewdiepie.

  • T-Series may have beaten us, so you might as well buy the 90 million club merch.

    T-Series 或許在訂閱數打敗我們了,你不如就買這個帽踢。

  • Because we sure as hell aint getting to 200, at this point.

    因為這時候,我們訂閱數也不太可能到 2 億了。

  • So thank you for your support, and I really, really, really appreciate it, and I see you guys tomorrow.

    感謝你們的支持,真的感到非常非常感謝,明天見。

  • What? Tuber simulator become relevant!

    什麼?Tuber 模擬器變熱門了!

  • No! No, don't leave! No, please. Sponsor Eagle please do something. Yes!

    不!別走!贊助鷹來幫幫我!讚啦!

  • This game is still relevant, god damn it.

    這遊戲還沒亡,該死。

This is a very important video, some people, some dumb balls, still think the earth is flat.

這部影片很重要,因為有些人、有些笨蛋,仍認為地球是平的。

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