Name: 布雷克-格里芬燒燬亞當-卡羅拉和慶祝凱特琳-詹娜（全集）--亞歷克-鮑德溫的烤肉 (Blake Griffin Burns Adam Carolla & Celebrates Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) - Roast of Alec Baldwin)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:28:13.000Z
Duration: 5 min 47 s
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Doing a great job. Uh, Sean, you know what?

I'm not gonna stand up here and run a bunch

of hacky gay jokes into the ground, all right?

Larry Bird is here. I mean Nikki Glaser is here.

kicked off Jeffery Epstein's island for networking.

You know, Adam looks like the kind of guy

who calls black athletes "thoroughbreds."

- Caroline Rhea from "Sabrina" is here, give it up.

Caroline, if you're here, that means Salem the cat

- Why do you always look like you just got your braces off?

Speaking of Chris Redd, Caitlyn Jenner is here.

Like Caitlyn, my transitions are really awkward.

Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017,

finally confirming that no one in that family

- Thought she was coming after me there for a second.

- Alec just called it a rude, thoughtless little pig.

Look, look, for real, I know we're all here

I want to take this moment to publicly thank you.

As an athlete, I want to thank you for your bravery.

As a human, I want to thank you for the doors you've opened.

and half of the rappers on the "Billboard" charts,

I want to thank you for giving your daughters

And now the man of the hour, Mr. Alec Baldwin.

because just like the Knicks, you've somehow

You know, Alec kind of looks like a team owner

that saves money by massaging the players himself.

He once had someone take his parking spot.

asked him to turn his phone off before takeoff.

those are the two worst things to ever happen to him.

In the NBA, we have a term for people like you.

with Kevin Spacey and you couldn't even tell him

that ABC doesn't mean "always blow children"?

Uh, but you know what, I'm happy I'm here tonight

because tonight I learned you're a family man,

you give to charity, and you're a big enough man

You truly are a kind, thoughtful little pig.

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布雷克-格里芬燒燬亞當-卡羅拉和慶祝凱特琳-詹娜（全集）--亞歷克-鮑德溫的烤肉 (Blake Griffin Burns Adam Carolla & Celebrates Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) - Roast of Alec Baldwin)

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