Name: 不要笑的新聞挑戰。進入我的肚子! (Don't Laugh News Challenge: Get In My Belly!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:27:56.000Z
Duration: 5 min 22 s
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- [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California,

what's on the teleprompter before they read it.

Anyone who laughs or breaks, loses points.

the show where we don't know what we're about to say

- Our top story tonight, the school admissions scandal

- Interestingly, the scandal continues to include

where no parent would ever be proud of their child going.

- This reporter fears the scandal might grow to include;

Rice, which you hear about once every ten years or so;

Carnegie Mellon, which is probably impressive

if you have the misfortune of living in Pittsburg;

- I got a crap poking out that could choke a donkey.

- The scandal has extended to include my alma mater,

Dartmouth, the Washington Generals of the ivy league.

Dartmouth, for the students bright enough for Columbia,

- Interestingly, Dartmouth doesn't have an official mascot,

because honestly why would we ever need one?

is an anthropomorphic keg created by students

because get this, college students like beer.

That's the kind of creativity and originality

Fat Bastard, where did you go to college?

We turn now to Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe for sports.

I'm here to talk about the sport of the summer,

Apple Valley Lake is holding its annual Water Ski-Off

this weekend, and like anything involving boats,

People who own speed bumps are the same kind of people

who think nobody hits their kids enough anymore,

The Ski-Off is an amateur water skiing contest.

That means people will mostly be- (hissing)

That means people will mostly be sitting on a boat

to be in whatever baseball team he's talking about,

before finally giving up out of embarassment.

The winner will be whoever is the first person

to suggest tubing, water skiing's less cool,

- Speaking of which, let's go now to our restaurant critic,

Golda, you're at a pie festival, is that right?

- Mmm, sounds good, what else have you tried?

- Oh my! Well, there's been apple pie, pumpkin pie,

pump can pie, pecan pie, pee can pie, pee pump pie,

Boston creme pie, Austin creme pie, chicken pot pie,

coward pot pie, strawberry pie, poon tang pie.

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不要笑的新聞挑戰。進入我的肚子! (Don't Laugh News Challenge: Get In My Belly!)

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