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  • there are two kinds of people on this planet there are those who eat blue

  • Doritos and those who eat purple Doritos and youre weird if you eat the purple ones

  • what even are you blue you are the best and then there are those who drink Pepsi

  • or those who drink Coca Cola and obviously Pepsi is the best uhh who are you? and then there are

  • those who use Apple or use Android and uh if you use Android who are you

  • what oh and then there are the absolute tea lovers or the coffee lovers or more

  • specifically the Starbucks lovers I am one of those and then there are waffle

  • and spaghetti I know what you're thinking what in the world well boys are

  • waffles and girls are spaghetti boys tend to process things in boxes

  • they usually *random gargle* Wow wait hold on compartmentalize there we go

  • compartmentalize everything so you know how a waffle has all these little boxes

  • well they have a box for sports and you know sportsie things and then they

  • have a box for chores and you know when they're doing chores they're just doing

  • chores and that's all that's in that box taking out the trash mowing the lawn

  • all that fun stuff and you know there's a box for girls where they think about Anna and Jessica

  • and amber and all these random chicks and then there's an actually a nothing

  • box where there's literally nothing in there so when they tell you nothing

  • they really mean like nothing nada then girls can't understand that because

  • girls process life like a plate of pasta everything connects one noodle leads to

  • another and it's all continuation we're really good multitaskers so that's how

  • we can do our nails while we text our BFF then we're just like oh hey what are

  • you doing tomorrow and then they're like "oh i'm gonna do something" and then we're like "oh i want to go!" and then while were texting our friend and doing their nails

  • we're doing our math homework and figuring out what's right for our essay

  • and whatever and you know my homework is boring so then we at the same time go

  • online and look up for long sleeves and oh i need a skirt and I need new shoes

  • and we're trying to figure out how to buy all these things than they're

  • expensive and what to pick and then at the same time we're thinking about oh

  • that new boy that just transitioned into my morning class on tuesdays, i should get his number or something and then at the same

  • time we're like eating some Doritos and we're trying not to get any of the

  • Doritos on our nails while we're texting our friend about that boy while trying

  • to understand our homework and picking out clothes and it's just an ongoing

  • cycle it really just never ends it just keeps going I will say this though there

  • is a disclaimer just wait for it it's coming there it is

  • not all boys are waffles and not all girls are spaghetti these two can change

  • or mix or you can be both it really just depends on you the person

  • this whole concept is actually based on the statistic that boys are more left

  • side brained and girls are more right-side brain which means the left

  • side is more logical whereas the right side is more intuitive but obviously

  • these can switch you know they can be opposite so yeah when it comes to problem-solving girls tend

  • to talk about everything I don't know if you've ever experienced this but girls

  • can talk for hours girls desires to talk things through and

  • process the situation usually when we talk we get all the emotional relational

  • logical spiritual aspects of the entire the entire situation and this is usually

  • how we solve things you know we talk we cry and after crying and talking we're 1

  • a 1 a 1 whereas boys have their boxes and usually when they have a problem

  • they go to that box and they try to fix it they like having simple solutions to

  • problems in that one box and for example if they have a football box and they're

  • really good at football I mean that that's great if they have a math box

  • they have problems and stuff like that and they can solve it guys will usually

  • stay in boxes that they are good at and avoid the ones they are not so I don't

  • know if you've ever seen this but if a guy is really good at being lazy he'll

  • just stay in the lazy box forever forever so obviously with these

  • different kinds of ways of you know solving problems you know there tends to

  • be problems so for example a guy actually wants to listen to a girl and

  • they're sitting down and the girls like shoes shoes so okay we're in the shoe

  • box and then she goes on to talk about chipotle okay food box great I love food and

  • then she goes on to say oh my dad's a jerk like

  • oh were all the sudden in the dad box and then she goes on and talk about oh

  • I'm ugly and then we're in the ugly boxes oh my gosh and then she's talking

  • about Brittany's weird and and it's just too many boxes they're trying to keep up

  • and they just end up being in a nothing box and they just stay there till

  • you're done and usually we're like oh are you even are you listening hello and

  • then they just jumped to the next box was just closest and that's usually the

  • what box which involves what? and we get all upset you never listen and really they were trying

  • to listen but they just couldn't keep up with our spaghettiness but referring to

  • that nothing box and while they're just in there they can be there for

  • hours I don't even know how that works but we're just like what are you

  • thinking about and they're like nothing and they're actually thinking about

  • nothing but we can't understand that because spaghetti and we're just like

  • that's impossible how does that even work and then we get into this whole

  • problem and oh you're trying to hide something and oh I'm not telling the truth and they

  • have to make up something that's believable and really it's just

  • something about nothing its uh... its ridiculous oh my favorite general statements where boys just like

  • mumble something and I it's not even comprehensible like I'm good or football

  • or or like some weird sound like it's I can't even

  • and apparently guys understand that perfectly but whatever but advice for

  • spaghetti let waffles know when you transitioning to another box it keeps um

  • straight and waffles just let spaghetti roll out and it'll be over soon I

  • promise

there are two kinds of people on this planet there are those who eat blue

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A2 初級 美國腔

男生是華夫餅,女生是意大利麵條。 (Guys Are Waffles, Girls Are Spaghetti)

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    Sabrina Yang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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