Name: 戴夫-查佩爾的兒子遇見凱文-哈特｜Netflix是個笑話。 (Dave Chappelle's Son Meets Kevin Hart | Netflix Is A Joke)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:27:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 12 s
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"Kevin Hart's coming to town and I wanted to see his show."

I said, "Well, how much are the tickets?"

He goes, "Because I want to go with you, Dad, please?"

And we go sit right up front, the lights go down,

and one opening act after another goes on.

Then Kevin takes the stage, crowd goes fucking nuts.

The longer the show went on, the madder I got.

Because his show was fucking outstanding.

These people fucking holding their stomachs,

Kevin says good night, the crowd goes crazy,

and then everyone starts walking towards the door,

People are pushing past me and nobody's recognized me,

and I'm like, "Man, this place fucking sucks!"

I said, "Come on son, lets get out of here."

And then my son looks back at me and he says,

"Dad, please, please, I have to meet him."

I almost, "Son, I haven't seen him or a long time, but I,"

"Hey what's up Dave Chappelle, what are you doing, man?

"My son just wanted to meet him real quick."

"Well, I don't know, 'cause Kevin's about to eat dinner."

Just then, Kevin came around the corner to see who it was.

"Come on back, I was just about to have dinner.

"but you're welcome to join me if you'd like."

And then my son pushed past with some cold shit, he goes,

"Actually, Mr. Hart, we haven't eaten in several hours."

this guy had a fucking spread, it was Tuesday night,

this mother fucker was having Sunday dinner!

It was steaks, chops, corn with butter all over it.

My son was eating all fast and embarrassing me,

Then I looked over in the corner, there was a box.

and on the back they stitched on them K Hart,

and he went over and grabbed one of them jerseys

"Hey little man, I want you to have this."

He goes, "If your father ever makes you mad, put that on."

And then I realized, looked up what Kevin made on Google,

Kevin could walk around the house and sing "All Me"

♪ I don't even know how much I really made ♪

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戴夫-查佩爾的兒子遇見凱文-哈特｜Netflix是個笑話。 (Dave Chappelle's Son Meets Kevin Hart | Netflix Is A Joke)

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