It's Suzie Diaz's party.

這是 Susie Diaz 的派對。

Susie Diaz is running the show.

Susie Diaz 是主持人。

I'm just gonna show up.

我只需要出現。

If she needs me to bring beer or something, I'm more than happy to do it.

如果她需要我帶點啤酒什麼的，我很願意。

Oh, dude, oh, my God.

噢，我的老天。

A woman just fainted.

一個女的昏倒了。

I'm gonna have to call you back.

我等等再打給你。

Ma'am.

女士。

Ma'am.

女士。

Oh...um...

噢..呃... 。

911, what is your emergency?

911，有什麼緊急的事嗎？

Yes, yeah, I'm at the corner of Fifth and Metropolitan, and I just came up across this woman, and she just... she just passed out on the sidewalk here.

有，有，我在大都會博物館和第五大道的轉角，我經過一位女士，她... 她昏倒在人行道上。

Okay, and is she responsive, sir?

她有意識嗎，先生？

Um...

呃...

Okay, sir, is she responsive?

好的，先生，她有意識嗎？

Sir? Sir?

先生？先生？

Um, no...

呃... 沒有。

Sir, if you can hear me...

先生，如果你聽得到我說話的話...

She's not responsive.

她沒有意識。

She's...beautiful.

她...好漂亮。

That is not relevant to this emergency, sir.

這跟這個緊急事件沒有關係，先生。

An ambulance is on its way.

救護車要過去了。

In the meantime, I need you to check her pulse.

在等待的過程中，我需要你檢查她的脈搏。

Check her pulse, right, check her pulse, okay.

檢查她的脈搏，對，檢查她的脈搏，好。

Does she have a pulse, sir?

她有脈搏嗎？

Oh, she does, but her skin is so soft.

噢，她有，而且她的皮膚好光滑。

Sir...

先生...

She doesn't have on a ton of makeup, but she's the kind of girl that just doesn't need it.

她沒有畫很濃的妝，但她就是一個不需要畫很多妝的女生。

Sir.

先生。

You can see that she put a lot of thought into her outfit, but not like she's trying too hard.

你可以看得出來她花很多心思在她的穿著上，但又沒有太浮誇。

She's perfect.

她太完美了。

Sir, may I remind you that you have not spoken a word to this woman?

先生，我可以提醒你你還沒跟她講到任何話嗎？

I need you to see if she's breathing.

我需要你看看她有沒有呼吸。

Breathing? Yeah, okay. Hold on.

呼吸？對，好，等我一下。

Sir, I need you to stay on track.

先生，請你不要脫軌。

Oh, God. Oh, God, she's not breathing!

噢天啊，天啊，她沒有呼吸！

The love of my life is not breathing.

我一生的摯愛沒有呼吸了。

You got to save my baby!

你必須救救我的寶貝！

Do you know how to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

你知道怎麼做口對口人工呼吸嗎？

Yes, I do.

我知道。

Okay. I need you to administer that now.

好，我需要你現在做。

Okay, okay.

好的，好的。

No, no. I ca... I can't.

不，不，我不... 我不行。

I can't do it, I can't... I can't do it.

我做不到，我沒... 我做不到。

It just... it's disrespectful.

實在是... 實在太不禮貌了。

I have to be respectful for her.

我必須要尊重她。

Sir, this is the only time it's okay to put your mouth on an unconscious woman, do it.

先生，現在是唯一可以把你的嘴巴貼在一位無意識的死子的嘴上的機會。

I just didn't picture it happening this way, and there's butterflies in my stomach, and I'm just...

我只是沒有想過會這樣發生，我的肚子因為緊張在攪動，然後我...

I don't want to mess this up.

我不想要把事情搞砸。

- It's so rare to find... - Sir, if you can hear me, an ambulance is on its way.

- 摯愛很難找... 。 - 先生，你聽得到嗎？救護車快到了。

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I need you to calm down.

- 抱歉，抱歉。 - 我需要你冷靜。

- Oh, gosh, my head. - Sir?

- 噢，天，我的頭。 - 先生？

- I'm so light-headed. - Sir, stay with me.

- 我的頭好暈。 - 先生，保持清醒。

This is what it feels like to be in love, this is what it must feel like when you... when you find the one.

這就是戀愛的感覺，這個感覺就是當你... 當你遇到對的人的時候。

Sir, are you there?

先生，你還在嗎？

Oh, God.

噢，天啊。

911, what is your emergency?

911，有什麼緊急的事嗎？

There's an attractive, confident, well-to-do black man.

這裡有個帥氣、有自信，看起來有錢的黑男子。

He just passed out right here on the street.

他就在街上昏倒了。

Okay, ma'am, listen very carefully.

好的，女士，聽好了。

I'm going to need you to marry him.

我需要妳嫁給他。

Okay.

好。

Shouldn't I give him, like, mouth-to-mouth first?

我是不是要先，呃，先給他個口對口。

Yeah, girl, get you some.

好哇，女孩，啾下去。