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- Good morrow and welcome to the seven second challenge
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Orange versus Grapefruit.
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- You better watch out.
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I've been training.
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- Oh yeah?
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For how long?
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- About seven seconds (laughing).
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- Your cleverness truly knows no bounds.
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- Yep, that's why the YouTube channel's named after me,
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the amazing Orange.
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- Um, Orange, that's not what the channel is called.
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- Can't hear you, no ears (laughing).
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So here's how it'll work fruit lovers,
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we're gonna pull out these slips of paper one at a time.
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Whatever's written on the paper
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we have seven seconds to do it.
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- What's written on these slips of paper you may ask.
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Tests of the mind, of the body,
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why the words scrawled upon these strips of paper
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may push us to our very limits,
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and reveal who we are at our innermost core.
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- This one says fart the ABC's (laughing).
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- Give me that.
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Orange I put a lot of thought into my paper slips.
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I hope you did me the same curtesy.
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- I did.
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I put so much time into writing these.
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- Yeah, how much time?
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- About seven seconds (laughing).
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(growling)
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Let's see what I gotta do in seven seconds.
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Name three colors that aren't in the rainbow.
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Um, orange. - No.
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- Red. - No.
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- Orange. - Said that.
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- Gravy. - Not a color.
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- Okay French raspberry, majoral blue,
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and medium aquamarine.
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- Really?
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Down to your last two seconds and you just so happen
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to pull French raspberry out of you butt?
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- Hey, I know my colors.
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I am a color (laughing).
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- Ugh, all right, my turn.
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Mine says name all the Ninja Turtles (laughing).
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That's easy.
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Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and uh-oh.
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- What's the matter?
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- I know its an artist from the Italian Renaissance.
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I'll just start listing those.
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Botticelli, Bellini, Mantegna, Messina,
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Castagno, Francesco, Verrocchio, Signorelli,
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Perugino, Ghirlandaio, Giorgetti, Panicale,
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Banco, Angellico, Uccello, Masaccio, Lippi,
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Brunelleschi, is my time up yet?
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- Oh yeah, you ran out awhile ago.
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The answer is Raphael.
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- Raphael, gah!
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How could I not know that?
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- I dunno.
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Seems like you should study up
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on your Italian painters a bit more (laughing).
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(growling)
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- My next slip of paper says
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go get something in the room that's purple.
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Ah, whoa man!
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- Time's ticking, Orange.
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- Okay, okay I'm gonna do it.
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Is this purple?
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Are you purple?
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Ahhhhhh.
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- Better hurry Orange.
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- Here, is this good enough?
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- I feel like its more of a byzantium plum
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than it is a purple.
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- Dude, it's fine, it's purple.
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But my question is, what is it?
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- I dunno.
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I grabbed it out of the fridge.
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- That was inside the fridge?
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- Well, no.
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I grabbed it out of the fridge.
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- Like you ripped it off the back of the fridge?
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- Yeah, I think it might have been load bearing.
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(crash)
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Uh-oh, oh I just got an idea
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for a new seven second challenge for you.
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- Fix the fridge.
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Orange I'm not gonna do that, let along in seven seconds.
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- Well, it was worth a shot.
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Fine, just do this one.
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- Take the blame for breaking the fridge.
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I'm not doing that one either.
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- Woo hoo!
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Grapefruit forfeits and Orange takes the lead.
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- Like heck you do.
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I'm doing this one.
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Do three tongue pushups.
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Tongue pushups?
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- Yeah, they're super easy.
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- Bro, couldn't I just do normal pushups?
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- Nope you're almost out of time
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and you also don't have any arms.
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(garbled mouth noises)
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- I can't, I can't do it.
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- I guess you could say you got licked
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at that challenge, heh? (laughing)
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- You can say that again.
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Wow, I did not like that challenge.
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- I could see that.
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Tongue pushups are a matter of taste (laughing).
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- Ughh.
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- Let's see what's next for Orangie-Porangie.
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Make up a rap about yourself.
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Oh, all right, I got this.
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♪ Yo the name is Orange ♪
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♪ And orange you glad ♪
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♪ That my orange rapping skills ♪
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♪ Are orangey rad ♪
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♪ Hey shout it from the north ♪
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♪ To the south, to the west ♪
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♪ Once an orange gets rolling ♪
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♪ His rapping's with zest ♪
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♪ Word (laughing) ♪
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- You really just came up with that right on the fly?
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- Yep, that was straight off the dome.
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- And the light show?
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And the back up dancers?
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Were those all off the dome too?
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- What can I say?
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Sometimes the music just moves people
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in mysterious choreographed ways (laughing).
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- Yeah, sure.
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I'm about ready to wrap this up.
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What do you say we do one more?
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Go get something in the room that's red.
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Easy enough.
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- That's more of a burgundy or carmine.
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- There!
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- That's scarlet.
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- Ahhh!
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- Rose, brick, jam, mahogany.
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- Ahhh!
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- And that's time.
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Let's take a look at the last thing you brought in
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just under the wire.
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Hmmmmm, it's a bit more cherry than it is red,
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but I'll allow it.
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- Oh, thank goodness.
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Towards the end there I was just grabbing anything
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I could find and,
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now I see I've doomed us all.
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Ahhhhh!
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(explosion)
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(upbeat music)