Well, today is not that day.

但你今天似乎沒那麼好運。

Here are 8 types of people that managers hate to interview.

以下是 8 種面試官討厭面試的人。

Thank you for coming in today.

感謝你今天來面試。

So, tell me a little about yourself.

先請你簡單自我介紹吧！

I've spent the past 15 years working in the industry for all the biggest names: Google, Microsoft, Apple...

我過去 15 年都是在業界的龍頭公司服務，像是 Google、Microsoft、Apple...

The list goes on.

我說都說不完。

Just check my references.

你確認我的推薦人就知道了。

Don't check my... give...

不要確認我的... 給...

How much does this job pay anyway?

這份工作的薪水到底是多少？

Sorry.

抱歉。

Vacation days; when... when do those kick in?

休假什麼時候會開始生效？

No.

不行。

Really sorry I'm late.

我遲到真的很抱歉。

Trains were running slow and my cellphone died, so I couldn't actually get in touch with you.

火車誤點、我的手機又沒電了，所以我沒辦法聯絡你。

And I'm pretty sure I don't have my resume, but you remember what's on it, right?

我也很確定我沒帶履歷，但你應該記得上面的內容吧？

You're so funny.

你真是太風趣了。

Is there a gym in the office?

辦公室裡有健身房嗎？

You look like you work out every day.

你看起來好像每天都有在健身。

Wow, your wife is really beautiful.

哇，你的太太真美。

Am I qualified? Of course I'm qualified.

我符合資格嗎？當然符合。

What makes you think I'm not qualified?

是什麼讓你覺得我資格不符？

Look, man, I really need this job, OK?

老兄，聽著，我真的很需要這份工作，好嗎？

So just... Can you help me out and just...

所以就... 你可以幫幫我然後...

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

是這裡面太熱了，還是說是我的問題？

What?

什麼？

Who's my biggest hero?

誰是我最崇拜的人？

Well, that's easy. Me.

這題很簡單。答案就是我。

I've done it all.

我什麼都做過了。

I'm surprised you haven't done your homework on me.

我很驚訝你竟然沒有充分地了解我的背景。

So, my college years were amazing.

我的大學生活過得超精彩。

I graduated with honors with the help of my sorority sisters.

我因為姐妹會成員的幫忙，以優異成績畢業。

And I've been working on and off for a few publications and it's been a real drag.

我也斷斷續續地準備著幾分要出版的刊物，但都是一些無聊的苦差事。

I mean, like, I'm so ready for something else.

我的意思是說，我完全準備好要迎接其他挑戰了。

- I've got a lot of commitment...　- OK, that's enough.

- 我願意全力以赴...　- 好，這樣就夠了。

We'll let you know if we're interested.

如果有進一步消息，我們會再通知妳。

We have to hug.

我們一定要抱一下啊。

What's your experience with job interviews?

你的工作面試經驗又是如何呢？

Join the discussion by leaving your comments below.

在下方留言加入討論吧！

Hello?

有人嗎？