Name: 馬克-扎克伯格不是人類 (Mark Zuckerberg Is Not Human)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:24:06.000Z
Duration: 11 min 21 s

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(stutters) There's, there's some, there's some pretty good ones.

Especially, you know one of the crazy things when you do these live Q&As is some of them are very silly, so we got one -

特別是有些..你們知道，當你在做現場問答環節時，會有些很怪異的問題，其中一個是

"Mark, are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard?"

"Mark,那些說你其實是一條蜥蝪的說法是真的嗎?"

(stutters) I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to go with no, on that. I, I am, I am NOT a lizard.

But you know keep the high quality comments coming in.

但是,很可以,請你們繼續留這些高品質留言

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, WELL!!!

Mr. Suckerberg, dunked yourself into a hole!

吸克柏先生,你這次挖坑自己跳了

We've been seeing Mark Zuckerberg act strange for a long time, a long time now from, from the infamous or famous meme.

我們發現祖克柏的行為怪異，有很長的一段時間了，自從那個MEME出現之後就不斷發生

"This is my favorite one so far. Nice job team!"

Something is cLeArLy off with Mark Suckerberg's

Antics before where what is it? Why is the man?

Leading a social media network so incapable

This I just want to warn you guys what I'm about to show you next

自從那個MEME出現之後就不斷發生

*重複* 這是全新的Instagram濾鏡功能,

看來馬克.祖克柏的身份背後真的有鬼

我們現在面對的事實是甚麼?為什麼這個男人

為什麼一個領導社交媒體的男人

我想提醒一下各位觀眾,接下來我要給你看的

[Video] You kind of need to remind yourself that you need to focus, and-

umm and try not to let stuff bother you as much as possible

But it is gonna bother you because you're Human,

*Pewds has the mind of a Reddit detective*

But it- but it was just reffering to myself in the past.

"你有時候要提醒一下自己需要集中 嗯,盡量不讓琑事影響自己"

"但是它們還是會讓你分心的  因為你是一個人啊"

I was just referring to myself in the p (quietly) *ast*

"我也是 ...我仍然是人"(譯:暗黑3!?!?)

(what does it mean??) *Really really softly*

Now that sort of thing doesn't just SLIP out of your tongue, okay Mark?

那種話正常人不會突然說出來的.好嗎Mark?

That are genuinely frowned upon by the entirety of

[Video] But it is gonna bother you because you're human,

像是被完全被大眾唾棄,十分具攻擊性且冒犯人的字眼 (譯:pewd最近的妮歌事件)

但是他們私底下還是會－算了 好吧

反正不會有人這樣講話的！！MARK！！

"但是它們還是會讓你分心的 因為你是一個人啊"

他們把畫面切去觀眾那邊了,他們早就安排好了一個無人機在他後面待命.噢 老天!

天啊!!這邊出狀況了,灰色警戒!!! (譯:灰色=恐怖份子)

What is it that your hiding from us,Mark-e succ?

Why is your laptop webcam taped over with your microphone?

為什麼你用膠帶把筆電的鏡頭跟麥克風都封起來了呢?

Is it so that during your shedding period?

是不是每當你到蛻皮週期的時候

well, I know because from one reptile to another I mean from one part..

I know, okay. I just know I have sources--I have a reliable sources That's telling me that you're a reptile

Okay, this is a really great channel that analyzes body language. Let's see what they have to say about the succ

The thing that I was really fascinated by it it always have been is

People right and how people work um you notice" we're gonna go back

I didn't expect it to cut off from his body you see how he's sitting straight up

這是個很棒的身體語言分析頻道

Hands on his knees head up chin level. Where as opposed to this guy who's mirroring Mark?

來看看他們對吸克柏有甚麼看法

He slightly angled down in the face, so he's submitting to Mark. He's covering. He's open. He's dominating the space and he is

Purposely doing this and we'll I'll show you how I know is

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