I know.

我知道，我知道

There's just something about autumn　that resonates with me as a person.

秋天有一些東西讓我這個人很有共鳴。

Right, you like it.

對，你喜歡它。

But for me, it's something more!

但對我來說，它是更多的東西!

Not more than me.

不比我多。

See, I embrace the feeling of a frosty morning chill　fading in the afternoon sun!

你看，我擁抱著晨霜的寒意在午後的陽光下漸漸消失的感覺!

Right, a comfortable temperature.

對，一個舒適的溫度。

But, see, I love the fall because　I love the sound of dry leaves crackling underfoot!

但是，你看，我喜歡秋天，因為我喜歡腳下乾枯的樹葉噼裡啪啦的聲音!

Oh, a universally beloved sound?

哦，一個普遍喜愛的聲音？

Great.

厲害

I love fall because of the hum of excitement　of a new school year!

我喜歡秋天，因為新學年的嗡嗡聲讓人興奮!

Oh, the thing children are required　by law to do?

哦，法律要求孩子們做的事情？

How special.

多麼特別。

See, I love autumn in a deeper way,　because I love the creamy, zesty taste　of pumpkin spice!

你看，我對秋天的愛更深，因為我喜歡南瓜香料的奶油味、辣味!

- Oh, you mean Starbucks' most popular flavor?

- 哦，你是說星巴克最受歡迎的口味？

How unique.

多麼獨特。

But for me-- - For you?

但對我來說...

For me. For you?

對我來說給你的？

For me.

對我來說

For you?

給你的？

I love the color bursting forth from every tree!

我喜歡每一棵樹迸發出的色彩!

Oh, you mean thing that powers all of New England tourism?

哦，你是說新英格蘭旅遊的動力？

That's what you love?

這就是你的愛？

See, I'm a brooding mystery, because I love the macabre darkness of Halloween!

你看，我是個陰鬱的神祕人，因為我喜歡萬聖節的恐怖黑暗!

Oh, you mean the closest thing modern Americans have to a bacchanalian orgy of delight?

哦，你是說最接近現代美國人的快樂狂歡的東西？

I've claimed ownership over the season, and no one else can love it more than I can!

我已經認領了這個賽季的所有權，沒有人比我更愛它了!

I can! I love the way the world looks when it's dappled in golden light!

我可以！我喜歡世界在金光中斑駁的樣子!

I love the sound of rain tapping against the window!

我喜歡雨點拍打窗戶的聲音!

I could smell cinnamon every day for the rest of my life!

我可以一輩子每天都聞到桂花香!

Apples! Apple cider!

蘋果！蘋果酒！

Apple sauce! Apple rides!

蘋果醬！蘋果騎行！

An old man wearing a plaid shirt, sitting on a bench--

一個穿著格子襯衫的老人，坐在長椅上... ...

sitting on a bench--

坐在板凳上

Dropping them into chocolate --

把它們放進巧克力裡...

Sitting on the carpet watching the home team--

坐在地毯上看主隊... ...

Going back to school and having a crush on Mrs. Louise--

回到學校，暗戀路易斯夫人... ...

Tossing the old pig skin around--

把老豬皮扔來扔去--

Great piles of --

大堆的...

Gourds!

葫蘆！

Crisp!

清脆！

Russet!

魯塞特！

Dew dappled!

露珠斑駁!

Augh! I am made of pumpkin!

啊！我是南瓜做的！

Augh!

啊！

I am a scarecrow!

我是稻草人！

Augh!

啊！

I love fall!

我愛秋天!

I love fall!

我愛秋天!

Ugh. These assholes are the worst part of fall.

Ugh.這些混蛋是秋天最糟糕的部分。

Seriously.

認真的。

Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor.

嗨，我是大學幽默部的麥克・特拉普。

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如果你想看更多的這些，請點擊這裡。

And if you want to investigate the spooky old McReary house, even though your mom warned you not to, turn to page 87.

如果你想調查McReary的老房子，即使你媽媽警告過你不要去，也要翻到第87頁。