Well this is something that should be a lot harder than it is currently,

嗯，這件事現在應該會難得多，

but like, punching a Nazi in the face.

但，大概是在納粹臉上來個一拳。

(soft music)

(輕柔的音樂)

[Man] What's on your bucket list?

(男人) 你的願望清單有哪些？

My bucket list?

我的願望清單？

My bucket list?

我的願望清單？

A bucket list?

願望清單？

Ah, boy, let's see.

啊，孩子讓我想想。

I always wanted to, like,

我一直很想要，像是，

go and ride a whole bunch of roller coasters from around the United States.

到美國各地乘坐一大堆雲霄飛車。

I wanna do Burlesque one day.

我想要跳脫衣舞。

Learn how to swing dance.

學怎麼挑搖擺舞。

I'd like to get a tattoo.

我想要去刺青。

I wanna ride a donkey down the Grand Canyon.

我想要騎驢子去大峽谷。

I think that would be a fun adventure.

我覺得那會是個有趣的冒險。

Have an orgy.

開一場酒池肉林的派對。

[Man] Own an orchard?

(男人) 擁有一座果園？

No, have an orgy.

不是，是一場狂歡派對。

[Man] Oh, have an orgy.

(男人) 喔，一場狂歡派對。

(laughing)

(大笑)

I would like a foursome.

我想要 4P。

Ghetto, like, hood rat, business woman,

貧民窟的人、鄰居、職業婦女、

like a older cougar, freak.

喜歡年輕小夥子的老女人、怪咖。

[Man] What's on your bucket list?

(男人) 你的願望清單有哪些？

Really wanna be in a bar fight.

真的很想參與一場酒吧鬥毆。

I wanna break a law.

我想犯一次法。

I would like to see a million dollars.

我想要親眼見到一百萬美元。

I wanna touch it.

我想要摸到它。

I wanna bathe in it.

我想要沐浴在其中。

I wanna be in a Fast and Furious movie.

我想要演出《玩命關頭》。

Be a movie star.

當個電影明星。

Like to make a,

有一天想要製作一部，

- Big Hollywood, - Movie one day.

- 好萊塢， - 電影大作。

With Michael B. Jordan,

跟 Michael B. Jordan 一起、

Taraji P. Henson,

還有 Taraji P. Henson、

and David Boreanaz.

以及 David Boreanaz。

I have strange ones,

我有個比較特別的，

like I have this whole list of celebrity females

我有一整串女性名人的清單，

that I wanna get a picture of getting kissed on the cheek by.

我想拍下她們親我臉頰的照片。

I wanna meet Will Farrell.

我想認識 Will Farrell。

Bette Middler.

我想認識 Bette Middler。

- Jackie Chan. - Yoko Ono.

- 我想認識 Jackie Chan。 - 我想認識 Yoko Ono。

I wanna touch Nicki Minaj's butt.

我想拍一下 Nicki Minaj 的屁股。

Be in a Justin Bieber music video.

演出 Justin Bieber 的音樂錄影帶。

Make out with Jason Momoa.

跟 Jason Momoa 喇舌。

[Man] Is he single?

(男人) 他單身嗎？

No, he has a wife.

不，他有老婆。

So it's sad.

所以很遺憾。

[Man] I mean, they might be open.

(男人) 我意思是，他們可能很開放。

Yeah.

可能吧。

I really wanna go backpacking in Outer Mongolia.

我真的很想去外蒙古背包旅行。

Traveling to Paris.

去巴黎旅行。

The Great Wall of China.

中國萬里長城。

- Spain. - Greece.

- 西班牙。 - 希臘。

I wanna see, like, the crystal blue waters

我想要看看，清澈的藍色海水，

and, like, the buildings

還有，建築物，

and the cliff-side.

跟懸崖。

Really, really, really badly.

真的、真的很想去。

I've never been.

我從沒去過。

I wanna live in New York.

我想住在紐約。

I wanna live in Manhattan.

我想住在曼哈頓。

Try, like, all the different food

嘗遍各種食物，

and just, like, see all the different shit.

然後，拉出各種大便。

Seeing the Seven Wonders before they're all gone.

看看世界七大奇景，在它們消失之前。

Ride across the Czech Republic on a motorcycle.

騎摩托車橫越捷克共和國。

That's my thing.

那是我的興趣。

[Man] Why the Czech Republic?

(男人) 為什麼是捷克共和國？

Dracula country.

有吸血鬼的國家。

[Woman] What's on your bucket list?

(女人) 你的願望清單有哪些？

I wanna perform somewhere.

我想要表演。

Maybe, like, Lollapalooza or some type of crazy event.

可能是 Lollapalooza 音樂節或是某個大活動。

Perform in a well known play.

在著名的演奏會表演。

Publish a successful book.

出版一部成功的著作。

I really wanna go LARPing.

我很想參加實境角色扮演遊戲。(Live Action Role Playing，簡稱 LARP)

Being surrounded by castles in, like, some Renaissance gear

在城堡裡穿著文藝復興時期的衣服，

and just tackling the next person that I see like a princess or something.

然後跟下一個碰面的人對峙，公主之類的人。

Well I wanna try 'shrooms.

我想試試迷幻蘑菇。

I've always wanted to build a time machine.

我一直很想做一個時光機。

Probably get a colonic.

可能是灌腸吧。

Hang gliding naked over a volcano.

用滑翔翼越過火山。

Touch lava.

摸岩漿。

Touch a penis.

摸陽具。

Touch a polar bear.

摸北極熊。

Touch a shark.

摸鯊魚。

Get locked in a cage with every big cat.

跟所有大貓一起鎖在籠子裡。

Get as close to the animals as I can

最大限度接近動物，

but not die.

但不要因此死掉。

(laughing)

(大笑)

[Man] What's on your bucket list?

(男人) 你的願望清單有哪些？

Seeing the Red Hot Chili Peppers is number one.

第一個是見到嗆辣紅椒合唱團，

I love them.

我愛他們。

I really wanna go to Korea and get tattooed.

我很想去韓國還有刺青。

Tea in China.

參加中國茶會。

Tea ceremony in Japan.

參加日本茶道儀式。

Parasailing in Peru.

去祕魯玩拖曳傘。

Go to space.

飛向宇宙。

I wanna go to Michael Jackson's Neverland.

我想去 Michael Jackson 的夢幻莊園。

I wanna go to London to visit Amy Winehouse's grave.

我想去倫敦拜訪 Amy Winehouse 的墓。

And drive on the wrong side of the road.

逆向行駛。

I wanna go to Alaska.

我想去阿拉斯加。

See the Northern Lights.

看北極光。

Go to every major tennis Grand Slam.

去看所有網球大滿貫賽。

Travel the world.

環遊世界。

Trying to put a piece of gum on all of the world wonders.

在所有世界奇觀上黏口香糖。

I want to see Niagara Falls again.

我想再去看一次尼加拉瀑布。

Dad took me there when I was young.

父親在我還小的時候帶我去過。

I want to own my own business.

我想要創立自己的事業。

I wanna buy a house.

我想要買一棟房子。

I wanna get married.

我想要結婚。

Yeah, I would love to get married.

是啊，我想要結婚。

Having kids.

生小孩。

That'd be dope, like have two minions of me.

那會很酷，就像擁有兩個奴隸一樣。

I want to own and operate,

我想要擁有並經營，

A farm full of animals.

一座很多動物的農場。

Start an orphanage.

經營一座孤兒院。

Swim with dolphins.

跟海豚一起游泳。

Like on its back, like,

就像是坐在牠的背上，像是 ...

you know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

I wanna have a cat room in my house.

我想要在家裡設置一間貓房。

I wanna own a otter.

我想養一隻水獺。

His name would be Felix.

他名字叫 Felix。

Do a crazy stunt, like,

做個很猛的特技表演，

maybe like jumping out of a car.

或許是跳車之類。

Fly, like, a jet fighter.

飛行，像是開噴氣戰鬥機。

Go fast.

很快。

Really fast.

超快。

I really wanna jump off the tallest building in Dubai.

我很想從杜拜最高建物上跳下來。

I wanna try scuba diving.

我想要試試水肺潛水。

Cause I'm just terrified of water

因為我怕水，

and I really wanna get over it.

然後我真的很想克服它。

I wanna cross one of the scariest bridges in the world.

我想跨過世界上最恐怖的橋

Skinny dipping.

裸泳。

Being in one of those clear pools.

在最乾淨的池子裡。

Swim through something that isn't water,

在某種不是水的東西裡游泳，

like kool-aid, like pudding, like syrup.

像酷愛飲料、布丁、糖漿。

Run a marathon.

跑一場馬拉松。

Hike to the back of the Hollywood sign.

到好萊塢標誌後面健行。

Hike the Pacific Coast trail.

在太平洋海岸步道健行。

That's the one that goes from California up to B.C.

是從加州到卑詩省的一條步道。

I do wanna climb a mountain

我想要登上一座山，

but I don't want to actually climb.

但我不想真的去爬。

I just wanna appear at the top

我只想要出現在山頂，

cause I've seen people climb mountains

因為我看過人們登山，

and that's shit's not for me.

這鬼東西不適合我。

I've never really thought about this.

我從沒認真想過這件事。

I like, really scared of my mortality

我很怕死，

so I never, like, think about, like,

所以我從沒想過這個，

well what if I die?

如果我死了呢？

I don't wanna die.

我不想死。

Is that an option?

那是個選項嗎？

Does it have to be?

一定要說什麼實際的嗎？